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To think I'm risking being exploded on stage to pay a fishmonger's debt...
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Ugh, neither a shoiga sannzo, nor a shoiga rhepp. What is my g'damn place on this Kraal-forsaken planet?
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So, with this one match, I should have made enough money to pay at least one hundredth of Lazzy's debt...
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I guess my brood father doesn't even know I'm here. Maybe it's for the best. Zundek genes are chaotic in general, this much is clear.
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Listen, if you think you have it rough with two sisters, try living with seventy-eight brood siblings. Yes, not joking. I have that many.
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Wait, are you - like - a bona fide neko? I've only seen them in the news! Your ears and tails are sooo fluffy! And you have two sisters? Can I meet them too
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You have daddy issues too? What a coincidence, I would gladly strangle my dad with his own snake tail, for having decided that I needed to be born a sannzo/rhepp hybrid.
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So, let me get this straight: You have two sisters from a different mother, and all the three of you were born out of several one-night-stands? Girl, has your dad ever considered a vasectomy?
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Which one of my seventy-something siblings are you? You can't expect me to remember all your names.
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Let's get this straight: Lazzy is off-limits, alright? I'm his one and only DIAMOND CRUSH! You can have the shark, though.
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Thaaat's the beauty of being part of a brood. You always meet someone you've never seen before who claims to be your sibling.
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"O Gun Savior" here, "O Gun Savior" there... please, get a life!
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Next time, I'll bite your face off and build a scarecrow with it.
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You hate my species to the guts? What an amazing coincidence, I hate you gun-toting bigots too!
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This looks like something my brood father could come up with...
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A Zundek robot (registered trademark) would have been a better investment, Mr. Greschnik.
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Did... did I smell "Zundek cannon" here? Come on, dad! Since when are you working for humans?!
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If you tell Lazzy that you've seen me here, I'll bury you seven feet under, Shaz! WAIT! What do you mean with "We are live on TV"? AAAAAGH!
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You and that red moron I happen to like have a penchant for accumulating debt. Seriously, never taken a "Economy 101" class at brood school?
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W... wait, Shaz! I can explain! We didn't want to wake you up two nights ago! Lazzy shouting "SUPREME DIAMOND CRUSHER!" wasn't what you think it was! Or maybe it was, but I swear, I'm sowwy!!!
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You are joking right?
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Licking a question mark was one of the experiences I didn't need to have in my life.
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Listen, I know, mythology gag yadda yadda, but there's a time and a place for them, right?
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