Hewie: Woof, woof!
Fiona: Yaaargh!
Debilitas: Ya-ha-ha-ha! Ha-ha-ha... Hungh?
*Woosh!*
Debilitas: Uh... uh... uh!
Joe the Condor: Take cover, ma'am!
Fiona: Huh? What?
*Kashaa!*
*KA-BOOM!*
Fiona: Huh? Yaaaaaaaaaaaagh!
Hewie: Woof, woooooooof!
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Ken the Eagle: Joe! Can you hear me! Were you firing Bird Missiles without permission again!? How many times have I told you not to...!
Joe the Condor: Get a grip, Ken. Look behind you before you give me that crap! There are more evil organizations out there than just Galactor! Are you gonna question me every time I go into battle?
Ken the Eagle: I'm not questioning your motives - it's your methods!
Joe the Condor: What exactly are you saying, Ken!?
*Beep, beep!*
Joe the Condor: Sorry, no time to talk. Sensors have picked up a new evil organization. I'm outta here!
Ken the Eagle: Joe! Get back here! I'm not done talking to you!
Joe the Condor: Wherever I find evil in this world, I will destroy it with my Bird Missiles!
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Heh... Target terminated. Proceeding to the next mission's coordinates.
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My Bird Missile will hunt evil down and eradicate it here and everywhere!
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Are you going to surrender quietly, or am I gonna have to punch you again?
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The tragedy of all losers is that they think they were on the verge of victory.
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Heh... I've got nothing nice to say to weaklings. Get out of my face before you get hurt.
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I have no sympathy for losers. Instead of hating me, you should hate your own shortcomings.
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You can't hold back in the middle of a fight. That's one of the rules of battle you need to remember, [your partner].
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I am Science Ninja operative Joe the Condor. You would do well to remember the name of the man who beat you senseless.
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Argh! My head's still spinning... I can't believe someone was able to grab me in the middle of a fight. I'm getting careless!
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I risk my life in battle every day. Your punches feel like you've never even hit someone before.
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Your body is near-invulnerable, but your joints are weak. I won by aiming for them.
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What does Interpol want with me? I'll decide how much I'll hurt you based on your answer.
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You don't seem to be interested in changing your evil ways. Maybe you didn't learn your lesson when I beat you the first time.
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Our activities are state secrets. I'm going to have to confiscate that film.
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I realize you're a traveller from a distant planet, but you don't have to be shy. In fact, I brought a lot of hot lead to welcome you.
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All you do is attack head-on. All your movements are over-exaggerated and easy to read. But you got spirit, so I guess that's better than nothing.
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Get out of my sight! I'm not going to waste my time on a dirty, stinkin' fake!
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Not bad, Jun. Be sure to keep up this intensity on our missions.
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Don't bring a sword to a gun fight. I think you've learned your lesson, right?
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I can throw these shuriken feathers at the speed of sound. Your attacks are as slow as molasses in winter. Fighting you is a cinch.
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Hey, now... It looks to me like you've been slacking off, Ken.
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That wasn't bad, per se... If we ever fight again, you might have a chance if you start off serious. Maybe.
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Sorry, Miss, but I don't believe in the occult. I'm not a fan of anything you can't shoot with a real gun.
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All you do is run your mouth, eh? I take it the Hurricane style is nothing more than prancing around and talking ad nauseam.
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Your firepower and mobility is most impressive... I wonder what Dr. Nambu would make of it.
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You are... just... just all over the place. You've obviously never studied the rules of combat.
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Yes... You are strong... For an amateur. You don't have what it takes to fight a pro like me.
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I've learned something today. It's not all about power. You need accuracy as well.
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You talk big saying you're Earth's protector and you're the pinnacle of modern science. But all that bragging means nothing when you get beat down!
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I don't care why you're fighting or why you think you should win. If you stand in my way, I will break you.
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For the love of... Do you ever stop talking!? This is a fight, not a circus! Who or what are you!?
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Anyone who tries to stop us will be hurt. That policy extends to even kids like you.
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You done playing superhero, little girl? You should go home before you get hurt.
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You've got speed, I'll give you that. But your textbook fighting style isn't gonna work on the man who wrote the book!
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