Promise me... no zoo...
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I'll kill you, you son of a...!
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What you need is a raccoon!
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Like fish in a barrel!
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Outta the way!
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Saving your arses!
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This weighs more than me!
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How about I make a fur coat out of YOU?!
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My version of a coonskin cap is basically me chewing on your skull.
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Let's see how cute I am after I strangle you with your own intestines.
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You've fought zombies, mutants, tyrants...But nothing's prepared you for -- a RACCOON.
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Again... That wasn't me going through your garbage cans last night.
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Ya called me "puny" once, jade jaws. Didn't much care for that.
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You sort of remind me of the Hulk. Only much stupider.
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Space raccoon versus demon squid. Yeah, this isn't weird or anything.
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Military tactical genius meets military screw-up. You do the math.
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So what's this I hear about a place called "Raccoon City"?
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Incoming! Airstrike, suckers! I love the smell of napalm in the morning!
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You're dead meat, flogface.
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Think I have rabies? Let's find out.
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Never doubt a raccoon.
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The Guardians of the Galaxy are nothing without me.
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The raccoon's the king of the beasts. Screw the lion.
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That's for letting them mess up Raccoon City, ya wanker!
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And that's for saying you just saw my mother at the Bronx Zoo!
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Let's KO some space clowns again sometime, mate. For ol' time's sake.
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Man, you ugly.
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Looks like it's time for some space calamari. Yum!
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Let's go to Halfworld and have somebody experiment on YOU for a change.
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So... you doing anything after this, cutie? Rowwwr!
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You keep saying I look like a reject from the set of Bambi! What the hell is a "Bambi?"
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Little furry animal beats big green monster. Sort of sounds like a fairy tale that's had too much to drink.
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You should turn in your honorary Guardians of the Galaxy membership card after that pitiful display.
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You probably feel bad right now. You'd feel even worse if you knew how many Skrulls I've whacked.
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Every wolverine I've ever met was a filthy and vile creature. You're no exception.
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