Now this I did not anticipate.
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I arrived to this pitiful world intending to conquer but instead emerged as its most unlikely savior.
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There is an old saying these human dogs subscribe to that I suppose applies here:
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"If you can't beat 'em, join 'em!"
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Announcer: And now for the Super Monster Awesome Hour!
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Announcer: Here's your host, Shuma-Gorath!
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Welcome to the program, vile fleshling scum!
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