"Dear Mother, the other day, I found an obviously criminal exhibitionist lying on the road. The city is a scary place..."
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Just when I thought I'd finally met a normal person, he's lying face-down on the ground. I'd best leave him alone...
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Hey, you shouldn't wave your sword around like that. You could hurt someone! Man, what's with her...?
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"Dear Mother, I saved a girl who collapsed in the forest. I was hoping for a wife, but she turned out to be a man!"
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This guy's hair is pure white! What sort of horrible thing must have happened to him while I was sleeping?!
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"Dear Mother, I saw a winged woman lying in a crater the other day. What's this world coming to?"
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Hello? Are you awake? Oh, no! He's not breathing! And his skin is pale!
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So anyway, Doctor... What the?! He was fine just a moment ago! Who did this to him?!
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Argh, my parts are moving in weird directions again! My ears! My arms! My legs! Even my head!
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I HAD A SIMPLE DREAM... MY ONLY DREAM... AND YET THAT MAN DESTROYED IT. I WILL NEVER FORGIVE HIM!
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NO FORGIVENESS! I WILL CURSE ALL MEN WHO BREAK THE HEARTS OF WOMEN!
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Ohh, the light! It's calling to me! Look, there's my body, so far below me... ...below me?!
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E-excuse me, you there, with the beard. Are you alright? Oh my, he's crying...
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My body... Not again. Please, officer, help me! Eh? What are you so angry about? I'm under arrest? What the...?!
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There's a girl lying on the ground! Hey, are you okay? Huh? Stay back? *sob*
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"Dear Mother, the other day, a woman lying on the ground gazed at me with tearful eyes. It seems I've fallen for her."
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A gorilla's collapsed on the ground! No, it's even bigger than a gorilla! I'd better not get too close to it...
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Um, excuse me, officer... Agh! You're in pieces! Wait, are you a doll or something? Oh man... Why me?
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Ah! Someone's lying upside down! Oh, never mind, it's just my head that's upside down... Err, wait, my head?!?
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Oh, my, what's this guy doing on the ground? Are you alright? He looks like he's mad at me for some reason...
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Oh, no. Death himself has finally come for me! ...Um, what the heck is he doing lying on the ground?
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I CAN SEE IT... I CAN SEE IT! YOU TOO CARRY RESENTMENT UPON YOUR SHOULDERS...
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Oh no, he's dead! Wait, it's me! Does this mean... I'm dead?!
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