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Ya know, people laughed at me when I did that commercial...
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But that was just the start. I got exercise DVDs, health supplements, and even my own clothing line!
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"Taskmaster" is the number one name in a whole slew of product lines.
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Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! So who's laughing now, suckers?
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