Power...0...
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Power increase.
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Emergency!
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Brain scan of target complete. A non-human component was discovered in the brain, blocking the target's memory from being recalled.
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...Erk... Guk... Z-Z-Za... What... Is... This... Power... All Power... Relayed... To... Backup... Systems...
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Target possesses the V-series circuitry. A creation of one Dr. Boskonovitch.
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I am not an "airhead," I'm not a "prankster," and I'm not a "stupid old man."
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Attack Power: A. Speed: A. Battle Awareness: A++... However, Intelligence and Character are Z... Does not compute.
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Psycho Power... A highly destructive force. Vital battle data has been collected and processed.
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Target contains an estimated 150,000 volts of electricity... Viable recharging station confirmed. Now recharging batteries.
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Target possesses high attack power due to high muscle content and damage-absorbing fat tissues. A powerful combination.
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Movement finally halted after destruction of main drive. Dr. Boskonovitch is a genius for inventing this perpetual power generator.
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Margin of error in the recognition of target's pattern: 2.03%. Registering movement to data bank will allow for easy avoidance.
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I do not possess any information on Eddy Gordo. I also do not sense his presence in the immediate vicinity.
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A detective dressed in a China dress. Likely dressed to infiltrate a party covertly.
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Target is assumed to be an escaped convict. Contacting the local authorities for pick-up is highly recommended.
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Main body has suffered damage to due overvoltage. Now requesting compensation to acquire spare parts.
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Energy from target's fire projectile measured at 50,000 kilocalories, or approximately 125 plates of curry.
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I thank you for your invitation. However, I am not able to consume tea.
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Analyzing the amount of natural power used on a battlefield is meaningless.
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Flying projectiles emerge from target's upper body. Unique hairstyle matches a subject found in data archives. Now searching...
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Analyzing the value of a ninja clan to modern world. Analyzing... Analysis complete. Result: No value could be confirmed.
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The amount of damage caused by the Mishima family's fights, if converted into dollars, would make building a space armada a reality.
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Target is outside the normal height and weight scale for a human. Possibly a new series of Jack robots...?
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Battle data analysis complete. Target: Hwoarang. Results: Target is still 15% weaker than Jin Kazama in strength.
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Movement patterns analyzed... Main tactics are carried out by the large raccoon located on the target's shoulder.
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I am equipped with an excellent battle program. There is zero chance of me losing to the same patterns.
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Jin Kazama's battle data has been acquired. The Devil Gene located in the subject's blood is cultivating at an extreme rate.
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Forest revival project confirmed. This is not the place to be fighting.
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Feng Shui Engine... High-level technology. This data must be reported to my master...
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Kazuya Mishima has been secured... The Devil Gene can now be thoroughly elucidated.
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World-famous multimillionaire confirmed. The doctor would appreciate a generous donation of money.
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Now scanning the inside of target's jaguar mask... Scanning failed... The inside of the mask remains a mystery.
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Analyzing... Target belongs to the Ursus arctos middendorffi family. Height... 92.52 inches. Diet... Acorns and fish. Analysis complete.
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Subject is knowledgeable of the modern world and utilizes abnormal slang. It is assumed he is not part of the Felidae family.
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Comparing subject skin sample to Mishima family sample... Subject does not possess the Devil Gene, but is still considered dangerous.
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Now seizing target's bank account via satellite... Task complete. However, target's bank account has already been frozen.
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Hacking into the Hong Kong International Police main server... Updating target's records to reflect his loss.
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It is not possible to purchase me. The rights to my hardware and software belong to my master.
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An inconsistency in saved battle data has been detected. It is assumed that additional cruelty has triggered an increase in strength.
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…the premises. Ordinary citizens are forbidden from entering this area. Please leave the premises. Ordinary citizens are forbidden…
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Pinpoint strikes on a machine have no effect. That is a lesson that I recommend be taught to all future assassins.
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Capture of subject "Ogre" has been a success. Updating archives to reflect evolutions in the subject's battle tactics.
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5041434D414E… All electronic matter will soon be consumed by you…
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Target's desires confirmed. Feasibility analysis... Complete. Now sending target to outer space.
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Battle data search complete. Former Mad Gear member, gender...
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Hacking into target's headquarters' main server... Acquired 154 articles of highly classified information.
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Calculations indicate no problems regarding target switching to a support role alongside the Jack series.
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Target possesses surprisingly high battle ability. However, there are fighters of higher ability in the world.
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Human target can gather energy and release it as a projectile. Possible biological weapon. Further examination required.
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Battle data has been analyzed... Target possesses average attack power and reaction speed.
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A human under the age of 18 confirmed to be on the battlefield. Sending report to target's parents and guardians now.
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Tissue sample analysis complete... DNA matches that of Nina Williams.
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COME HERE… COME HERE… HERE… Capture of subject will increase master’s happiness by 85%.
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If mask and claw prove insufficient, it is recommended that the subject be converted into a V-Class robot.
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Warning! Owning a panda is a severe violation of the Washington Convention!
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After analyzing battle data, my power and speed exceed yours by approximately 35%.
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Subject possesses various tactics incorporated by the Jack series. Data must be urgently processed and filed into the data library.
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