Cinema (Old - New)

Prefight: Dive vs. Uncle Sensei Divekick Dive Uncle, a man from the state came by while you were out. Uncle Sensei Yeah, they do that from time to time. Dive He delivered a notice that said you need to vacate the dojo. Why did you not tell us about this? Uncle Sensei Well, we've all got our own problems to deal with... Dive So it's true? You no longer own the dojo? Uncle Sensei Uh, well, uh, do any of us really own anything? Dive Tell me everything, I'm trying to help you!

Prefight: Redacted vs. Uncle Sensei Divekick Redacted klahdflnasldnfad (Mmmm, that smells so good!) Uncle Sensei C'mon man, you can't be stealing any more of my cigars. This is a private residence.

Prefight: Uncle Sensei vs. Jefailey Divekick Uncle Sensei Hey Alex, how you been, man? Jefailey It's been a long time. Things haven't been the same since you left the sport. What're you doing to keep busy now that you're retired? Uncle Sensei Oh the usual. I Divekick. Smoke cigars. The occasional acid flashback. By the way, I'm broke. Think you can help me out? Jefailey Haha, well the shoe's on the other foot now, isn't it? Lucky for you I'm a big star now. Show me that you still have what it takes, and I'll consider putting you on commentary so you can make the big Ultra-Chen bucks.

Prefight: Uncle Sensei vs. Mr. N Divekick Uncle Sensei Hey man, you look familiar. Didn't I beat you first round at the last tournament I entered way back when? Mr. N Maybe... No... Yes... So...? Uncle Sensei Whoa, take it easy, man. Nothing major. Just, uh, wanted to say that it was lame that tournament was canned after some moron rigged the brackets. Mr. N You can't prove it was me! Uncle Sensei WHOA, that came outta nowhere, brother. Also, it was you? Mr. N Umm? Uncle Sensei You ruined my career? You're the reason my win streak ended, my sponsors dropped me, and I had to raffle off all my stuff? That rug really tied the room together! Mr. N You'll never take me alive!

Prefight: Uncle Sensei vs. S-kill Divekick S-Kill Well, well Mr. Sensei. It seems the long mystery of your downfall has finally been solved. Uncle Sensei Yeah, man. Good thing my mind is still, uh, limber from all the tobacco. S-Kill Of course. But before we can let you back into competition, there's some "adjustments" we need to make to you. Uncle Sensei Well my back's been acting up a bit and I've got a weird shoulder thing. S-Kill No, I'm talking about some balance changes. Your hand kicking has been proven to be overpowered. It needs fixing. Uncle Sensei What're you on, man? I've done this from the beginning, you can't change it. S-Kill Seems you've been away from competition too long. Let me introduce you to downloadable updates!

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