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Prefight: Baz vs. Jefailey
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I read about you in my file. The man called Mr N has been featured at your events, so you must know where to find him.
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I saw him recently. Show me how to lightning loop and I'll tell you where to find him.
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Prefight: Jefailey vs. Markman
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Mark! I have some great plans for next year. Will you please sponsor my event?
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If you can make the KickBox an officially endorsed product, I can help you out.
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Show me how it works.
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Prefight: Jefailey vs. Mr. N
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Damn it, Mr. N. Your reputation is horrible. I don't want you to come to events anymore. Something bad always happens.
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It's a free country. You can't stop me.
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I'll fight you for it.
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My fangirls need me!
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Prefight: Jefailey vs. S-kill
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I... didn't expect this. Everything about you seems fair and balanced.
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Like a fox!
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You may not need negative adjustment, but if you defeat me, perhaps you'll get a few buffs next year.
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Jebaited!
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Prefight: Kung Pao vs. Jefailey
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Are you here for our cosplay contest? Your outfit is great!
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Why am I always treated this way? Will no one help me find a way home? I must save my people!
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I love that you stay in character. You'll be a big hit with the attendees.
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You want a big hit? I'll give you one.
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Prefight: Stream vs. Jefailey
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YOOOO ITS THA ULTIMATE DOOOCHEBAG HERE, HOW MANY ROIDS YO ON LANCE?!
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Ha! You think you can troll me? I'm a veteran of the Vietnam Flame War. I served in the Special Character Forces for 10 years. I once baited 5 guys with just an ampersand. Do your worst!
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BAITED. FIVE. GUYS.
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GRAAAWWWWWWAWIEVAJARRRt!!!
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Prefight: Uncle Sensei vs. Jefailey
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Hey Alex, how you been, man?
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It's been a long time. Things haven't been the same since you left the sport. What're you doing to keep busy now that you're retired?
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Oh the usual. I Divekick. Smoke cigars. The occasional acid flashback. By the way, I'm broke. Think you can help me out?
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Haha, well the shoe's on the other foot now, isn't it? Lucky for you I'm a big star now. Show me that you still have what it takes, and I'll consider putting you on commentary so you can make the big Ultra-Chen bucks.
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