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Callowman! Hero at your service!
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I swear I've seen a cat trapped on that tree, before the explosion. I wonder where it flew...
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Did you enjoy the feeling of my fist in your face? I buttered it up with REAL cement this morning!
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Hey, I think I saw your spine the other day! Wait, no, that was someone else's. But we can change that!
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This is the second time I get stuck in some odd tournament. Dimensional breaches are not what they used to be!
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Villains like you have no place in this world! And... oh, you have a cat? Are you sure you are a villain?
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Your cat? It was meowing on a tree. That I launched into orbit! To save the cat! But don't worry, it's fine! It jumped off it before it left the atmosphere!
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Are you a cat, or a citizen?! Or maybe some strange... cat-citizen hybrid creature! A catizen, even! I fear the trees may need saving from YOU!
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If you ever happen to find yourself stuck in a tree, cat citizen, feel free to scream my name as loud as you can! It'll be fun! And I might even come to rescue you if you're lucky!
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Wow, you're as green as me! That means you're already halfway to being a true hero! Now all you need to do is lose the legs!
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It pains me to fight a fellow green person, but it probably pains you a lot more! And that means I win! So I guess it all works out in the end!
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Who knew beating myself up would be so much fun?
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Of course I'm the real deal! What dimension did you come from?
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Stop disguising yourself as me! I'm the only Callowman in the multiverse!
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Ah, sorry to invade your dreams, shark-faced citizen! I just thought I might find my legs in here! You have yourself a fantastic nightmare now!
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Say, do you have a twin brother or something? Someone who looks a lot like you got thrown at my head just the other day! Can't remember the face of the guy who did it, but he was very punchable!
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Your energy is... j-just like that horrible, evil, T-pose creature! I-it's too much! I must make my heroic exit!
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If I weren't Callowman, I'd feel lucky to still be alive. Seeing a giant random button brings back horrifying memories!
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WAIT, OBNOXIOUSLY RED CITIZEN! There's an evil Starling on your face! Hold still, I'll punch it off!
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Why do I get the funniest feeling I've punched your crustacean face before? Maybe a few more punches will help jog my memory!
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A big monster villain, huh? That's usually the Shape Squad's thing, but since Orbilord died last Tuesday, I'll happily take his place! I enjoyed doing that anyway!
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