Dialogue (Old - New)

Schwarzerblitz Match Start Ya don't look so tasty. Hey, hey... Take it easy! Man, I was just gonna eat... Uh? Who's this "Underwater"? Match Start (Blade) vs. Lucia Your human form irks me. I'm not accustomed to that. You still make a better leader than Go, if you ask me. Listen, whatever D. told you, I'm not *that* much of a treacherous schemer. Match Start vs. Blade Oh, crap! Go wants me dead, right?! Blade?! Whaddaheck are ya doin' here? I believ'd we would have never met again, bro'. Match Start vs. Delfina I can't understand your grudge. Why ya keep on being rude with me, Delfina? Match Start vs. Donner Why are ya dressing like a B-movie monk?! I can't understand what you exactly are... I... I actually think I drunk too much! Who are you? Match Start vs. Elena Huh... that fin... no, it can't be! You've gone full human, don't you?! Bloody moonfish! Is it you, Delfina?! Match Start vs. Evilobster I can't understand you, you idiot! Holy seashell! The goddamn lobster! It looks like Go has called in the artillery! Match Start vs. Feliz This betta be a hallucination. Feliz? Crap, who the Hell told Go where to find me?! Heck, why can't you damn squidkissers leave me alone? Match Start vs. Johnson Have we ever met before, mister? I... think I've already seen that hat somewhere. I can't grasp your face, mister. Who the heck are ya? Ya know, I don't usually pummel strangers, but... ya ain't a stranger, is it? Match Start vs. Random Okay, I think I drunk too much, this time. Man, what's wrong with this game's creator?! Uhm... after this, why not putting even MissingNo?! Match Start vs. Rattlebone Wow, you're nothing but skin and bones! Match Start vs. Shaz There's room for ONLY ONE shark! Hey, you! That is, me! That is... oh, crap! I have to be extremely drunk to see another me... W... wait! I thought I were sober! Whaddaheck...?! Match Start vs. Skeleton Changing my surname was not enough, huh? Skallen, Skallen... wait, wasn't it that guy who...? Man, what have I done to deserve this... aside that robbery... and that other one... and... Match Start vs. Tiger Tigers and sharks don't get along very well. This time, I'll bite yer face off, Sambiong! Again? Wasn't my "NO" loud enough last time?! Don't try to convince me again! I won't join your ranks! Match Victory (Blade) vs. Lucia Listen, boss, can you stop toying with me? I'm tired of this game. Match Victory vs. Rattlebone Hold on one second... You don't even have any skin?! Single Round Victory (Blade) vs. Lucia Not bad for a fishman, huh? You have to work on your defense, boss. Single Round Victory vs. Rattlebone How can ya drink without a stomach?! Wait, wait wait! There's something wrong with you... Win Quote Have ya ever been pummeled in a post office? That's what ya get if ya mess with da shark! Tremble in front of Shaz Co... ehm, no, whatever. Man, ya know that you should never piss off a shark? Win Quote (match) vs. Johnson Scarecrows like you ain't welcome. Never stand between a shark and his beer. Don't care about your face. You don't have one anymore. Win Quote (match) vs. Shaz I have no clones. I am... me. Man, this was kinda the worst hangover ever! Tell those clowns at RealLifeAnime that Shaz Colder can't be imitated! Win Quote (match) vs. Skeleton You... you were there. You were DEFINITELY there! Maybe I should change deodorant. They keep on coming after me... Win Quote (match) vs. Tiger Why? Why are they still after me?! Tigers are not worthy one of my fins. They are still looking for me. It's not safe here... Win Quote (single round) vs. Johnson This is pretty complicated... Why are you picking up a fight?! Stop with this sensless aggression, pal! Win Quote (single round) vs. Shaz No... have they done ME again?! It's seriously painful to punch myself. You are pretty persistent to be a hallucination. Win Quote (single round) vs. Skeleton Stop harassing me. Your costume is horrible. I wonder who designed it. A drunken shark can be even more dangerous, when cornered! Win Quote (single round) vs. Tiger I'm not coming with ya! I'm not letting ya take me! For the last time: Give. up.

Exploding Judo Federation Explojudo Win Quote Hey, Vince! Look at me! I'm on TV! And I'm winning! SBLAGALAGALAGALASH! (This one's for you, goddamn lobster!) (I wonder if anybody recognized me from home. I sincerely hope not, but I'm sure Vince has his eyes on me). Write it down, folks! If you want to buy the best fish, go to "The Paradise of Pangasius", by Aliart&Loyra! I... huh, happen to know both of them! Very smart pals! Especially that Aliart! A very, very cool guy! You should totally buy fish from him! Win Quote vs. Al For the last time: I'm! Not! A SHEEP! Almost there! Almost there! I can taste my freedom! I swear, when I quit drinking I didn't imagine I'd become an Exploding Judo star! Win Quote vs. Apple Foxboys! They're producing foxboys now! Why didn't they do this before? Why have I never met one?! Why are you so hooooooot?! Todd! Forgive me! I had impure thoughts looking at this fox! You would have had them too! But I will never ever cheat on you! You're my only life partner! Win Quote vs. Barion Huuuh boy, what even is this? I saw bad aliens and ugly aliens, but you are BOTH! Beryl? No, pal, sorry, didn't see a blue cat named Beryl anywhere. Why you lookin' for her? Win Quote vs. Bura Sit back, lizard! Winning prize money is something an apex predator should do! Bloody moonfish, Bura! What in Davy's name are you doing here? Paying debts is MY business! ura, Bura... Ain't you that pal that's rockin' Lazor's willy lately? Never expected that overgrown idiot piranha to have a thing for lizards! YOU! I've seen you sneaking out of Lazor's room, two nights ago! I've heard him shouting "SUPREME DIAMOND CRUSHER" in the dead of night, bloody moonfish! Was it what I think it was? AND THAT SCREAM RIGHT AFTER! IT'S STILL HAUNTING MY DREAMS! Win Quote vs. Cannon Fodder YES! The fist is mightier than the gun (or, at least, this is what Lazor says)! BLOODY MOONFISH, you had your head surgically replaced with a FRIGGIN' GUN?! Are you insane?! You guys should think more about the design of those headpieces. They ain't lookin' good for yer brain! Win Quote vs. Chaingear BLOODY MOONFISH! What even IS this thing? These were real chainsaws! How is this even legal? BOI! I SAY, BOI! How in the bloody Neptune was this greenlighted?! Win Quote vs. Gaetano Who's this handsome fella? He looks familiar. I swear I've quit drinking! Why am I still hallucinating? Oh, come on! I thought this was the real world, not the motherangling Shadow Gallery! Win Quote vs. I.N.A.B.A. THAT DABBING! Bloody moonfish, this brings back some baaaaaaad memories. For the record, I think MIRAI Nanami is a waaaaaaay better singer than ye. Ya should take inspiration from her! Are you sure... you are I.N.A.B.A.? For a moment, I felt like throwing you down a running train, for some reason. Huh, wait... maybe. ... I still have my doubts, but maybe, maaaaaybe I should tell Cyphr about you. Or maybe not. What if she goes on a roaring rampage of revenge, bloody moonfish? Win Quote vs. Nanami MIRAI Nanami in nuts and bolts! Bloody moonfish, Lazor will become green with envy! Bloody moonfish, it's you! NANAMIIIIIII! *squeeeeeee* Can I have an autograph?! I love all of your songs! You're so much better than that buttplugging robot! Ya're the oooonly robot idol that should exist! And you don't dab either! Win Quote vs. Shocker OH NO, NOT SHOCKER! As in, Schwarzerblitz: FLASHBACK Shocker?! I have a baaaaad feeling about this! Bloody moonfish, IT'S YOU! Behind that paperthin disguise, it's you! I can't be mistaken! What are you doing here, lobster?! Aehm... NOW, YOU SEE IT, SHOCKER? CHAD HARDER WILL NEVER BOW TO YOU! Oh, huh, wait. Chazz Altar. Yes, Altar. Chad Harder was my role in -huh- Schwanzerblitz. And -huh- I'd rather forget 'bout that.

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