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Axl Low
Go easy on me, okay?
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You really don't piss around now, do you?
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You better think up a cool way to lose, mate.
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At long last I've found your breasts--I mean this timeline's version of you.
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You remember your high school romance? The majestic space center in Houston? Ah, the fleeting beauty of youth...
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Not too bad, right?
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Don't make this too easy!
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Told you this would happen, didn't I, bruv?
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Um...am I forgetting something here?
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Fighting's not ALL about brute force you know. Right Freddy?
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100 points for imitating a superstar! But hey, don't feel down 'cause you lost. Be like me: I'm all smiles, and I don't even have a home to go back to!
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I was going to say "Good night, loser!" but you're already asleep! My famous line...useless.
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You're good at hiding in small spaces, huh? I've got one for you right here--right inside the range of my weapon! Ha ha ha!
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Wedding dresses are right expensive, I almost feel a bit bad attacking you... I mean, there's no way in Hell I could pay you back for one.
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I've gotten used to a lot of weird things in this time period, but...you're something else, mate.
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I-No, right...? I'll never forget that again. I think I might even know your 3-sizes... O-Okay, I was just joking. Don't look at me that way.
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Just a little while ago, there was a trendy book about understanding people from their appearance and behavior. I was actually quite interested in it... until today, really.
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You know, it's always been bothering me, but... do you wash your hands before you cook?
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Hah, you think you can call yourself a gigolo in my presence? The true test of a man isn't about how many ladies you made cry, it's about... huh? You're taking care of them? D-Do you have any vacancies...?
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You've really got it all, huh? Looks, smarts, skill... But I guess that means defeat hits you pretty hard, doesn't it? Sorry.
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Wait a tick, why're you reading off all the laws I've broken? I thought this was supposed to be a duel, mate.
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Now listen young lady, a woman shouldn't raise her sword, or, uh, anchor, lightly.
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Long, beautiful hair is really my favorite, but...not when it's all crumpled like that.
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I started wondering if you had some gorilla in the old family tree so I checked it out. No gorilla but there is a robot, as it turns out. Bit surprising...
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You quit taking over the world or whatever? Well, that's a relief. I'm telling you, the true test comes after you've conquered it. What're you going to do? Just more political non-sense.
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Go ahead and wave that flag if you want, but maybe next time it oughta be a white one.
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As an Englishman I know how to be a gentleman too, but... that doesn't help you win a fight.
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Maybe I can't beat you in a fight, mate, but I've studied your weak points all across history. Hey, what's with that look?
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Hey mate, doesn't that hairdo ever...get in the way? Like, "Whoa, didn't see that coming"? You wanna borrow a bandana?
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A shadow's the opposite of something you know. If that thing was the main character, you'd be the shadow. Uh, by the way, are you really blind...?
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Never met a bloke like you before... You what they call a corporate warrior?
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Bedman
If you're going to disagree with logic, then I suggest you equip yourself with the necessary strength to make a stand. Oh, but don't get me wrong... When I say "logic," what I mean is the greatest common denominator of validity, which inevitably gives birth to what we like to call "reason." That's not to say that your counterargument is inherently illogical. Doing so would imply that logic is digital, whereas it is very much analog. That's why I can't say that I particularly like people who try to use so-called "reason" as an end-all, be-all argumentative shield.
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The existence of your friends and family does not give you strength. Let me ask you this: Did you lose because they weren't enough? Sounds like an excuse to me.
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Being unable to follow something with one's eye, and being unable to see that thing are not equivalent states. So long as I can verify a thing's existence, I can catch it.
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I might not look it, but I'm a government official as well. We're both only a part of a much larger picture, so why don't we move past flaunting our loyalty and dedication?
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An intriguing concept, innocence. In many ways it seems to be used to define an "acceptable" level of harm--in the sense that some of a child's behavior can be protected by an "innocence" defense, but eventually a threshold is reached after which they are judged as harshly as any other. Oh, I don't expect you to understand. The only way to avoid harm is to remove the thing that creates it, after all.
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I have a difficult time understanding the motivation of something with a goal they don't pursue. If you've decided to take the outsider role, could you please stop interfering in human affairs?
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Dizzy
It's all over now.
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I'm doubling your homework...
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Elphelt Valentine
M-My feminine charm counter just exploded...!
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You can't possibly hope to imitate my womanhood by just dressing like me! In case you haven't noticed, I've listened to every episode of Magical Ab-venger: Cutie Goddess! I-Inner beauty...? W-Well, I thought I'd just start from the outside and work my way in...
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If you were my husband, then we would dedicate ourselves to upholding family traditions. I would go through rigorous training day in and day out to meet your family's expectations, but one day explode and say something like, "I didn't marry this household!" and then you would say, "If you would like a Western wedding, the back door is right over there," and try to kick me out. When I complete all of the training, the lady of the house will pull a caramel from her sleeve and give it to me, "The master wishes for you to have this." Ohhhh, Traditional Blaster!
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I-Is this pheromones or something...? I feel like I just don't stand a chance against you.... Too much feminine charm... This is depressing.
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If you were my husband, then--whoa, wait, hold on! You're already married! I-I got ahead of myself... Um, I guess the first thing you need to do is get a divorce...?
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It looks like my womanhood has come out on top! Wh-What is that? Um, well, I think the term was originally coined by Japanese women, and it's about, um, sparkling and being cute and... that sort of stuff. What...? You don't care...? B-But why?!
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Faust
Umm. Hmm... I can't seem to get your business card out of my head. ...Quite literally. You see this? You see? This is hardly how you're supposed to use these things, but if that's the game you wish to play, then... I'll just have to give you mine in return.
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Medical science cannot cure your condition. More specifically, even my skills can't help you. What ...are you?
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The true path is a path made by someone. If you can't find your answer on someone else's, why not make your own?
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You may be a vampire, but biologically speaking you're not that different from a human. Too many weak points to count...
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Your body appears to have begun a sudden change. You should let me have a look before it's too late for treatment.
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Get out of my sight. If you don't we may both die.
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I-No
Prestissimo has some momentum to it, but accelerando is what really gets me going.
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Unfortunately I don't know much about eastern music. But your soprano sounds like 20,000Hz. Not really suited for the opera.
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Getting old hasn't made YOU any less energetic, has it? C'mon, let's do it again!
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I can't handle all those balls.
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Johnny
I s'pose you're pretty sharp when comes to politics, but I'm afraid you found yourself on the wrong battlefield. All the knowledge in the world won't help you if you don't trust your gut.
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Whether or not a woman is perfumed, whether her hair is perfectly in place or goin' every which way, a man can always see true beauty. And you are one fine lady.
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When a woman's made up her mind, a man never interferes. But, remember that doesn't mean we can extend a helping hand.
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You look much more formal than I remember... I'm glad you're not sweating all over the place, but doesn't it uhh... stink in there?
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I take tips from gentlemen I entertain... After all, I'm in extremely high demand from half the world's population.
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If you're trying to play it cool, then you shouldn't force fights you know you'll lose. You're not going to beat a gambler with luck.
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Kum Haehyun
Like a single spiral... Yet why can I not read you?
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3 strings, eh? I've never seen that before, but the fact that you've tuned it four semitones down...tells me that there's carnage within you.
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Passive component with no gradient... There is no tuning you.
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You are in perfect ballance... All three heads. Brilliant!
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Knowledge, experience, physique... Even if you are no match for your opponent in any field, that does not mean your all out attack will not surpass them when their guard is low.
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12 strings and a single head... I don't understand.
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A straightforward 6 string, but the tuning is completely wrong. You're ignoring your diatonics, too...
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Gauge 80... 7 strings and two heads... What are you, some kind of monster?
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May
Johnny says it's not your weapon's reach that matters...
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Ahhh, I wanna hurry up and catch Johnny, too...
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(Th-Those legs... I can't let Johnny see'em!)
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We had a deal! You're cleaning the bathrooms today! Oh, and you're not getting any more allowance, either.
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I. HAVE. WON. LOVE. SHALL. PREVAIL. Wait, are you actually a person? Nobody's gonna know if you dress like that.
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(Oh jeez, he's pretty ripped...) F-For the record, Johnny's got a 60-pack!
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D-Dandy... I've heard dandies go after men and women, but I won't let you have Johnny!
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Raven
I had high hopes for you... a few years ago.
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Sin Kiske
That old man Axl told me to flash my pearly whites at any lady who looks mad, but I tried smiling through the whole fight and now you seem even MORE angry!
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What the hell...? I've never met anybody as scary as you.... Well, except for the old man.
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M-Mom...! I'm so sorry, are you hurt? But, this means I don't have to do my homework, right? What...!? You're not like Dad...?
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This is my new special technique... Domestic Blizzard.
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Whoa, your hair's really long... How many buckets of water do you have to haul up from the river to wash it?
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Hey, three on one is cheating! Gimme one of those! RRRRRRRGH! ...Dammit. No luck, I guess.
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You shouldn't be smoking when you're old, it's not good for your health. What? You're not human...?
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Well, I think I know who's doing the chores today!
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Slayer
The reason for defeat? It's how young you are. What do I mean? Fine, anyone can learn the path of chivalry regardless of their age. First off, let me explain what dandy-ism is... What, you're bored already?
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Sol Badguy
Too slow. That brain of yours could use a workout.
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Glad that's over with...
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Venom
Your ability to talk while fighting is impressive, but it's more befitting of a street performer than an actual combatant... May I suggest making it an act?
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True diamonds form under extremely high pressure. And once solidified they are nearly unbreakable. A cultivated diamond will never shine as bright.
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Only in a mad world would my experience fail me as a weapon. You are the worst kind of foe...
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Techniques never lie. What I find truly fascinating is your ability to conceal such finely honed abilities in a cheerful guise.
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Innate talent and hard work are definitely worthy of respect, but the Guild's experience and reputation are not for show.
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Did you spend enough time training to feel bitter at this loss?
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You were once the Guild's second best operative. I will concede to that. But I am not the same as I once was.
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How childish of me... I must reflect on this encounter, but... what was the monstrous presence hidden behind that eye-patch?
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Testing and assessing people is a twisted hobby, although I confess I'm interested in your conclusions.
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I am not afraid of death. But if I've decided to die tomorrow, then I will be afraid of how today shall end. See this victory as a sign of my resolve.
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Zato-1 Zato-ONE
To the best of my knowledge, there is no record of your existence. What is this... ?
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A mission, a purpose in life... If a heart with compassion had not toppled me, I would have lost as you did.
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I apologize, that was completely overdone. Eddie was overzealous of his reunion with you.
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Your blade... Only when I've accepted it cannot be seen by the naked eye was I able to survive... It does in fact move at the speed of lig-- never mind.
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You're... yes, of course. Irrelevant. I think this is in the best of both our interests.
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As I know all too well, even unlimited power can only be harnessed in a limited number of ways. Not that it matters.
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You seem to have recognized your worth. That same recognition is what I now seek.
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