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Axl Low
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Go easy on me, okay?
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You really don't piss around now, do you?
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You better think up a cool way to lose, mate.
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At long last I've found your breasts--I mean this timeline's version of you.
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You remember your high school romance? The majestic space center in Houston? Ah, the fleeting beauty of youth...
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Not too bad, right?
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Don't make this too easy!
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Told you this would happen, didn't I, bruv?
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Um...am I forgetting something here?
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Fighting's not ALL about brute force you know. Right Freddy?
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100 points for imitating a superstar! But hey, don't feel down 'cause you lost. Be like me: I'm all smiles, and I don't even have a home to go back to!
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I was going to say "Good night, loser!" but you're already asleep! My famous line...useless.
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You're good at hiding in small spaces, huh? I've got one for you right here--right inside the range of my weapon! Ha ha ha!
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Wedding dresses are right expensive, I almost feel a bit bad attacking you... I mean, there's no way in Hell I could pay you back for one.
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I've gotten used to a lot of weird things in this time period, but...you're something else, mate.
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I-No, right...? I'll never forget that again. I think I might even know your 3-sizes... O-Okay, I was just joking. Don't look at me that way.
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Just a little while ago, there was a trendy book about understanding people from their appearance and behavior. I was actually quite interested in it... until today, really.
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You know, it's always been bothering me, but... do you wash your hands before you cook?
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Hah, you think you can call yourself a gigolo in my presence? The true test of a man isn't about how many ladies you made cry, it's about... huh? You're taking care of them? D-Do you have any vacancies...?
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You've really got it all, huh? Looks, smarts, skill... But I guess that means defeat hits you pretty hard, doesn't it? Sorry.
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Wait a tick, why're you reading off all the laws I've broken? I thought this was supposed to be a duel, mate.
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Now listen young lady, a woman shouldn't raise her sword, or, uh, anchor, lightly.
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Long, beautiful hair is really my favorite, but...not when it's all crumpled like that.
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I started wondering if you had some gorilla in the old family tree so I checked it out. No gorilla but there is a robot, as it turns out. Bit surprising...
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You quit taking over the world or whatever? Well, that's a relief. I'm telling you, the true test comes after you've conquered it. What're you going to do? Just more political non-sense.
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Go ahead and wave that flag if you want, but maybe next time it oughta be a white one.
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As an Englishman I know how to be a gentleman too, but... that doesn't help you win a fight.
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Maybe I can't beat you in a fight, mate, but I've studied your weak points all across history. Hey, what's with that look?
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Hey mate, doesn't that hairdo ever...get in the way? Like, "Whoa, didn't see that coming"? You wanna borrow a bandana?
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A shadow's the opposite of something you know. If that thing was the main character, you'd be the shadow. Uh, by the way, are you really blind...?
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Never met a bloke like you before... You what they call a corporate warrior?
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Bedman
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If you're going to disagree with logic, then I suggest you equip yourself with the necessary strength to make a stand. Oh, but don't get me wrong... When I say "logic," what I mean is the greatest common denominator of validity, which inevitably gives birth to what we like to call "reason." That's not to say that your counterargument is inherently illogical. Doing so would imply that logic is digital, whereas it is very much analog. That's why I can't say that I particularly like people who try to use so-called "reason" as an end-all, be-all argumentative shield.
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The existence of your friends and family does not give you strength. Let me ask you this: Did you lose because they weren't enough? Sounds like an excuse to me.
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Being unable to follow something with one's eye, and being unable to see that thing are not equivalent states. So long as I can verify a thing's existence, I can catch it.
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I might not look it, but I'm a government official as well. We're both only a part of a much larger picture, so why don't we move past flaunting our loyalty and dedication?
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An intriguing concept, innocence. In many ways it seems to be used to define an "acceptable" level of harm--in the sense that some of a child's behavior can be protected by an "innocence" defense, but eventually a threshold is reached after which they are judged as harshly as any other. Oh, I don't expect you to understand. The only way to avoid harm is to remove the thing that creates it, after all.
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I have a difficult time understanding the motivation of something with a goal they don't pursue. If you've decided to take the outsider role, could you please stop interfering in human affairs?
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Dizzy
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It's all over now.
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I'm doubling your homework...
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Elphelt Valentine
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M-My feminine charm counter just exploded...!
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You can't possibly hope to imitate my womanhood by just dressing like me! In case you haven't noticed, I've listened to every episode of Magical Ab-venger: Cutie Goddess! I-Inner beauty...? W-Well, I thought I'd just start from the outside and work my way in...
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If you were my husband, then we would dedicate ourselves to upholding family traditions. I would go through rigorous training day in and day out to meet your family's expectations, but one day explode and say something like, "I didn't marry this household!" and then you would say, "If you would like a Western wedding, the back door is right over there," and try to kick me out. When I complete all of the training, the lady of the house will pull a caramel from her sleeve and give it to me, "The master wishes for you to have this." Ohhhh, Traditional Blaster!
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I-Is this pheromones or something...? I feel like I just don't stand a chance against you.... Too much feminine charm... This is depressing.
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If you were my husband, then--whoa, wait, hold on! You're already married! I-I got ahead of myself... Um, I guess the first thing you need to do is get a divorce...?
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It looks like my womanhood has come out on top! Wh-What is that? Um, well, I think the term was originally coined by Japanese women, and it's about, um, sparkling and being cute and... that sort of stuff. What...? You don't care...? B-But why?!
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Faust
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Umm. Hmm... I can't seem to get your business card out of my head. ...Quite literally. You see this? You see? This is hardly how you're supposed to use these things, but if that's the game you wish to play, then... I'll just have to give you mine in return.
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Medical science cannot cure your condition. More specifically, even my skills can't help you. What ...are you?
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The true path is a path made by someone. If you can't find your answer on someone else's, why not make your own?
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You may be a vampire, but biologically speaking you're not that different from a human. Too many weak points to count...
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Your body appears to have begun a sudden change. You should let me have a look before it's too late for treatment.
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Get out of my sight. If you don't we may both die.
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I-No
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Prestissimo has some momentum to it, but accelerando is what really gets me going.
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Unfortunately I don't know much about eastern music. But your soprano sounds like 20,000Hz. Not really suited for the opera.
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Getting old hasn't made YOU any less energetic, has it? C'mon, let's do it again!
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I can't handle all those balls.
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Jack-O Valentine
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Aww, you don't have any candy? Still have some.
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Knowledge is part of existence, but the people who disclose information are subject to change under Sorge's philosophy, right? In the end, you realize that everything is relative and trying to find a single truth is impossible. Even with your passive intuition as high as it is, there's still a limit to how well you can fight the doxa.
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People tell you not to get caught up in the past... But you're facing it head-on. Some don't even know how to appreciate the lack of pain and go soft. You're doing good. I hope you can find a way back to your own timeline!
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Doesn't it get cold wearing a kimono in the winter? I'm sure the men love getting an eyeful, but you're making it really hard for me to focus on fighting you. Try wearing bell-bottoms, like me! They're much easier to move in.
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Hmm... maybe I should just WAKE you up. They say people forget over 90% of their dreams' content within 10 minutes of waking up. Maybe you'll even forget about those nasty schemes you're plotting.
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Aww, did that hurt? Should I call the wambulance for you? Huh? Really.. that's all it took? Why, I must be better than I thought!
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Gotten used to the human world yet? When it feels like there are too many things to remember, you should spend more time thinking about the logic than simply memorizing. It's much more pleasant to watch someone eloquently explain the logic behind a single event in history, than rant 100 facts.
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I was cultured from Aria's core-dump, which makes my recall ratio higher than yours. This might sound odd, but I "feel" aware of your weaknesses.
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Even with technology to travel to the ends of the galaxy, your species will never truly understand all the mysteries that lay at the bottom of the sea. Did you know that? The scale of a mystery isn't proportional to its difficulty. But watching you, it reminds me of the potential of the human race.
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You are linked to the planet itself... it would be in my best interest to eliminate you here, but... No matter how I represent your danger as a number, I need to approach human life with more delicacy... right?
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Grah! I said stop copying me!!
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This might sound rather a posteriori, but you don't stand a chance against me. My theoretical specs easily exceed that of any human being.
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They say gamblers are good at perceiving things from a statistical point of view, but it's better to be prepared for all sorts of scenarios and cases across many more levels of varying depths. After all, what truly matters in everything ultimately lies in your adaptability to the changes around you.
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Often times people would refer to a high rate of resemblance as "being the same," but I thought that was simply a result of the margin between humans and their language. The source of emotion... Yet here you are advocating where there's a will, there's a way. Perhaps I haven't given human strength the credit it deserves.
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I suppose you meet the "three conditions." In a different world, perhaps, you would be feasting on fine cuisine then hop into your open-top supercar with a glamorous woman to go hunting in the countryside and then... What, a king!? What don't you have!?
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Your very own dictionary? I respect your pursuit for knowledge, but may I recommend learning when to actually apply these vocabulary in conversation... and when to stay quiet? Let's start with being quiet.
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That's rather tomboyish and unlady-like. Swinging around an anchor endlessly. Is that supposed to be trendy in this era?
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The person who just solved the truths of the universe, and the person who just say a flower bloom in their garden. Who do you think is happier? There's no answer. But I can tell you this: The person who begins calculating risks is neither. You keep looking down like that, all your happiness will run away.
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Science may help you find the "correct" answer, but that won't get you any closer to the better answer. Now... why can't we all get along?
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Looks like you've finally gained a psyche. Valentines are like my children... no, sisters, I suppose. We must get along nicely.
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I hate to say this, but what's inside of you... There's no world that places higher value on expressing it through words or emotions. I think what you want to change is not the world... But yourself.
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The ability to not overthink things is actually quite astonishing with respect to math. For example, 1 + 1 isn't necessarily 2 when applying the non-linear mathematical model. You might be able to do this in your head. However, not thinking at all is... a little different. Back to training for you.
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Finally... relatively formal fashion. The modern vests or mufflers are a little too trendy for my tastes.
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Our research has gone as far as to accelerate the finitude of the Hayflick limit... Wait, "our"... and who are you supposed to be again?
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Trajectory simulations are really tough. In your case, you need to know launch angles and behavior when it collides with surfaces... Quite the billiards nerd. Oh, I meant that as a compliment.
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Ignorance leaves you thirsty. Blind acceptance is foolish. All-knowing is barren. Human desire seems quite irrational.
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Johnny
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I s'pose you're pretty sharp when comes to politics, but I'm afraid you found yourself on the wrong battlefield. All the knowledge in the world won't help you if you don't trust your gut.
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Whether or not a woman is perfumed, whether her hair is perfectly in place or goin' every which way, a man can always see true beauty. And you are one fine lady.
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When a woman's made up her mind, a man never interferes. But, remember that doesn't mean we can extend a helping hand.
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You look much more formal than I remember... I'm glad you're not sweating all over the place, but doesn't it uhh... stink in there?
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I take tips from gentlemen I entertain... After all, I'm in extremely high demand from half the world's population.
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If you're trying to play it cool, then you shouldn't force fights you know you'll lose. You're not going to beat a gambler with luck.
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Kum Haehyun
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Like a single spiral... Yet why can I not read you?
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3 strings, eh? I've never seen that before, but the fact that you've tuned it four semitones down...tells me that there's carnage within you.
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Passive component with no gradient... There is no tuning you.
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You are in perfect ballance... All three heads. Brilliant!
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Knowledge, experience, physique... Even if you are no match for your opponent in any field, that does not mean your all out attack will not surpass them when their guard is low.
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12 strings and a single head... I don't understand.
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A straightforward 6 string, but the tuning is completely wrong. You're ignoring your diatonics, too...
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Gauge 80... 7 strings and two heads... What are you, some kind of monster?
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May
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Johnny says it's not your weapon's reach that matters...
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Ahhh, I wanna hurry up and catch Johnny, too...
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(Th-Those legs... I can't let Johnny see'em!)
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We had a deal! You're cleaning the bathrooms today! Oh, and you're not getting any more allowance, either.
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I. HAVE. WON. LOVE. SHALL. PREVAIL. Wait, are you actually a person? Nobody's gonna know if you dress like that.
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(Oh jeez, he's pretty ripped...) F-For the record, Johnny's got a 60-pack!
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D-Dandy... I've heard dandies go after men and women, but I won't let you have Johnny!
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Raven
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I had high hopes for you... a few years ago.
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Sin Kiske
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That old man Axl told me to flash my pearly whites at any lady who looks mad, but I tried smiling through the whole fight and now you seem even MORE angry!
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What the hell...? I've never met anybody as scary as you.... Well, except for the old man.
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M-Mom...! I'm so sorry, are you hurt? But, this means I don't have to do my homework, right? What...!? You're not like Dad...?
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This is my new special technique... Domestic Blizzard.
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Whoa, your hair's really long... How many buckets of water do you have to haul up from the river to wash it?
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Hey, three on one is cheating! Gimme one of those! RRRRRRRGH! ...Dammit. No luck, I guess.
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You shouldn't be smoking when you're old, it's not good for your health. What? You're not human...?
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Well, I think I know who's doing the chores today!
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Slayer
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The reason for defeat? It's how young you are. What do I mean? Fine, anyone can learn the path of chivalry regardless of their age. First off, let me explain what dandy-ism is... What, you're bored already?
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Sol Badguy
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Too slow. That brain of yours could use a workout.
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Glad that's over with...
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Venom
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Your ability to talk while fighting is impressive, but it's more befitting of a street performer than an actual combatant... May I suggest making it an act?
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True diamonds form under extremely high pressure. And once solidified they are nearly unbreakable. A cultivated diamond will never shine as bright.
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Only in a mad world would my experience fail me as a weapon. You are the worst kind of foe...
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Techniques never lie. What I find truly fascinating is your ability to conceal such finely honed abilities in a cheerful guise.
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Innate talent and hard work are definitely worthy of respect, but the Guild's experience and reputation are not for show.
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Did you spend enough time training to feel bitter at this loss?
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You were once the Guild's second best operative. I will concede to that. But I am not the same as I once was.
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How childish of me... I must reflect on this encounter, but... what was the monstrous presence hidden behind that eye-patch?
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Testing and assessing people is a twisted hobby, although I confess I'm interested in your conclusions.
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I am not afraid of death. But if I've decided to die tomorrow, then I will be afraid of how today shall end. See this victory as a sign of my resolve.
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Zato-1
Zato-ONE
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To the best of my knowledge, there is no record of your existence. What is this... ?
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A mission, a purpose in life... If a heart with compassion had not toppled me, I would have lost as you did.
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I apologize, that was completely overdone. Eddie was overzealous of his reunion with you.
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Your blade... Only when I've accepted it cannot be seen by the naked eye was I able to survive... It does in fact move at the speed of lig-- never mind.
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You're... yes, of course. Irrelevant. I think this is in the best of both our interests.
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As I know all too well, even unlimited power can only be harnessed in a limited number of ways. Not that it matters.
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You seem to have recognized your worth. That same recognition is what I now seek.
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