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Eiji Kisaragi
Eiji 1: A guy I can relate to!
Eiji 2: You bet you can. Now, let's go!
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Eiji: Try to read my movements and know the skill of ninja.
Jack: Oh, shut up. I read your movements before!
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Eiji: Must I always meet up with these psycho military dudes?!
John: Must I always meet up with these ninja wannabes?
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Eiji: Yes. Finally, full contact with a fabulous babe.
King: Watch your blood pressure, ninja boy!
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Eiji: The legendary Kenpo master. Can you defeat me?
Lee: I'm gonna turn you into shark bait, buster!
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Eiji: You have the technique of a mosquito on a cool day!
Micky: What the heck does that mean, muzzle face?!
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Eiji: Oh, great. A guy with a pole. Very Freudian.
Mr. Big: I'm a Jungian myself. Now, to knock your super-ego off!
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Eiji: Those who have faced me never live to tell the tale.
Robert: It's probably your breath. Whoo, baby.
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Eiji: At last, I've found you, Sakazaki.
Ryo: That's my name, don't wear it out.
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Eiji: Come learn the meaning of excruciating pain.
Takuma: So you think what excruciating means, huh?!
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Eiji: A Mongolian sumo wrestler. I have heard it all.
Temjin: Everyone is a comedian! Come on, you pansy.
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Eiji: I have no interest in injuring a lady.
Yuri: Me too. Let's go home.
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You got style, bobbie-boy. But not much else.
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What a slimy guy. Wash your face off and enter like a gent.
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You fought well, my friend. I admire your spunk.
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Geese Howard
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Would like a word with you. Could you walk this way?
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Mr. Jack Turner?
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If I could walk that way... Sure, I'll come along.
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What, he wants to see me. Look. I swear she was over sixteen...
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The police commissioner
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Mr. Robert Garcia?
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Mr. Eiji Kisaragi?
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Mr. Ryo Sakazaki?
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Whoooa! What a great welcome! I'm flattered.
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Jack Turner
Jack: Pack up your stuff and go home, muzzle face!
Eiji: Thanks for the advice, smelly. But I'm stayin'! Coronary!
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Jack 1: Oh my god! My evil twin! Wait a minute, am I that ugly?!
Jack 2: Who are you calling ugly, Jack? I got the looks, dude.
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Jack: Oh no, a former marine. I eat marines for breakfast.
John: Well, then come and get it, lard butt!
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Jack: King! You look more and more feminine with each year.
King: Feminine? Why, you really know how to hit a nerve, you pig!
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Jack: The flying monkey man comes back. How about some peanuts?
Lee: Kee, kee. How about a talon up your strap, pal?! Kee! Kee!
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Jack: Ohhh, tricky Micky the boxer boy. Eat my shoe... boob boob bedoo.
Micky: Read a lot of Yeats, huh? The poet of Southtown, pansy!
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Jack: What do you want to do with such a big stick?
Mr. Big: It's a weapon, fatty. That only I can handle!
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Jack: Oh, relax. I'm not gonna kill you. Well, maybe won't!
Robert: Who's nervous? I just had too many cups of the ol' joe today.
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Jack: Well then, which bone shall I rip off first? The arm? The leg?
Ryo: That's which limb should I rip off first, idiot! Limb...!
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Jack: Karate artist... Sounds not much strong!
Takuma: You don't seem to know the art of Karate or grammar.
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Jack: Oh, you! Well, this should be a breeze.
Temjin: I like a man with confidence. Lightly broiled, that is!
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Jack: Oh boy, dessert! I don't wanna hurt you. So why not submit now?!
Yuri: This story seems to get darker with each guy I meet... grim city!
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Cake walk, dude. Go back to your mother's apron strings.
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I thought you had guts, kid. But you only have a lousy wardrobe.
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Will the phoney Jack please lie face down on the pavement.
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John Crawley
John: I have heard the ninja are very clever!
Eiji: Yup. Oh, look...! Your shoe is untied!
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John: Oh boy! A victim to try my new move on.
Jack: Don't make me laugh. The new army is old hat.
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John 1: One John Crawley is enough in this crazy world.
John 2: Hey, one is the loneliest number that you will ever know, pal!
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John: Hey, you're a woman! Go back to the kitchen, babe!
King: Face it, sea boy! You're in love with me, right? Kiss... kiss.
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John: I've seen too many jungle monkeys. I hate monkeys, die!
Lee: Hyo hyo hyo! I'm going to show you the terror of monkey rage.
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John: Nice footwork and a nice build. Marry me, you fool!
Micky: Ooh, yuck. I'm gonna bust you up good.
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John: Well, Big. I have to defeat you. Sorry!
Mr. Big: Don't be. I'm not worried because you can't! Hah hah.
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John: What's wrong, sonny... corporal got your tongue?!
Robert: Don't be silly. Hey, are those sunglasses expensive?!
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John: I'm going to teach you the true terrors of physical contact.
Ryo: Thanks, sea boy. I should always keep up on my studies.
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John: You're good, but you aren't in my league.
Takuma: That's right! I gave up the bush league years ago.
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John: If you fear not this blue blaze of terror, attack and burn.
Temjin: Whoops! Dozed off again. Could you repeat that once again?
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John: Hey, girls who fight can't get boyfriends.
Yuri: That's okay! With boys like you, I don't need one.
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Will the disappointment never end? Wimps all!
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I've smelled napalm in the morning. You didn't scare me!
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You were quite good, but you lack identity. Nice sunglasses!
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King
King: If youse don't wanna get hoist, act like yogurt and flow.
Eiji: You're good with words, but your metaphors need help!
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King: Oh, hi Jack. Get it? Hi Jack, are we going to Cuba or what? Heh heh.
Jack: I never got your stupid jokes. Die, nymph from hell!
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King: The famous mad seaman. It's shortwave time for you. Come!
John: If any other lady said that I would be happy, not sick!
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King 1: Oh boy, stereo King. But don't you think you're a little loud?
King 2: Hey, I don't think you have a right to comment on style!
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King: What a strange old guy! Don't come too close to me.
Lee: Heh heh, before I get close to you, my talons will rip you up.
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King: Micky, it has been a while since I kicked in your teeth.
Micky: You're one loud chick. I'm gonna teach you the joys of silence.
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King: Big! Well, it was fun in the past, but now, I'm a free agent.
Mr. Big: Heh heh, no hard feelings, King. I don't care. Not! Die!
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King: I'm not as weak as I used to be. Come and fight, ponytail head!
Robert: I hate people who take shots at my hair. Die, thou foul thing.
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King: The famous Ryo. Show me what you've been doing all this time.
Ryo: Okay, but I can't show you all the things I've been doing, heh heh.
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King: You're quite a fighter. Let's get some coffee together.
Takuma: No thanks, I'm too tense... Not! But first, let's boogie, toots!
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King: You can't win. Hey, are you listening to me?
Temjin: Heh! Sorry, I kind of drifted off there. Oh... sorry! Go ahead!
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King: This is no place for a cute thing like you. Go home.
Yuri: The way this day has been going, I would love to! You're too creepy.
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I am woman, feel my kick and moan.
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Whoops! I got a little too enthused. Are you okay?
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The original King lives. Waaooh!
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Lee Pai Long
Lee: You're about to taste my steel, ninja boy! Kookeeee!
Eiji: I think you overestimate yourself, you silly man.
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Lee: Wow, this will be quite a job slicing you to edible portions.
Jack: Haah! Do you think those will work against my mass?
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Lee: Training in the army will not be sufficient for me.
John: Are you saying I'm thick? I'm not... I'm not. Stu... stu... dumb!
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Lee: A beautiful face is so much more fun to mutilate. Let's begin!
King: Geez, I thought that the fat guy was weird. I want to go home.
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Lee 1: Hey, I've seen you somewhere before! But where?!
Lee 2: Oh, I have a brother! Too bad I have to slice him up!
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Lee: Considering the speed of your punch, this will be easy.
Micky: All I need is one punch and you're monkey meatloaf.
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Lee: Razor-sharp steel or wooden sticks. Who has the edge? Hmmmm!
Mr. Big: Sticks or fists... I'll kick your monkey backside.
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Lee: Long time since we last met! And a new hairstyle too!
Robert: That's it! No monkey-faced twit knocks my hairstyle.
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Lee: Hey, it's the Karate rug rat. I hate pests!
Ryo: Oh no! Monkey face, go find an organ grinder, peanut head!
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Lee: You once fought my master, I'm not my master. I'm Lee!
Takuma: Could you please explain the first part again?
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Lee: Does the term "julienne fry" mean anything to you?
Temjin: Coming from a man in a monkey mask. I can't be too scared.
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Lee: Another young lady to grapple with! Old age is fun.
Yuri: Old guys sure have a warped sense of reality, huh?
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You were--in a word--pathetic!
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When this guy falls around, he really falls around. Kee!
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It was close there. An awesome opponent. Kee! Kee!
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Micky Rogers
Mickey Rogers
Micky: If you go home now, I won't tell your mommy.
Eiji: If I kill you, you still won't tell her, slick!
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Micky: Hey, it's the walking punching bag. Back for a return trounce?
Jack: Ha ha ha. The boxing comic speaks. Ho ho ho... funny? Not!
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Micky: Well, boss. It's come to this, at last I did it my way...
John: Hard knocks. I've had my share... Oh, enough. Let's battle.
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Micky: King, my mixed-up little friend returns. I must break you, toots.
King: You got a big mouth for an amateur, Micky.
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Micky: Your speed or my punch... Which shall prevail?
Lee: Hmmm, let me get back to you on that.
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Micky 1: Hey, I've seen you before! Gee, you're ugly.
Micky 2: This line has been said before, be original... clone boy!
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Micky: With those twigs... do you think you can win?
Mr. Big: Coming from a pug like you... Oh, I forgot my witty retort.
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Micky: Don't think of my punch as dangerous... Think that it's a gift.
Robert: All in all. I would rather have a nice tie!
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Micky: Hey, boy. I hope you can avoid my death punch. Now chill, dude.
Ryo: I'm okay. I just never met a valley boxer before.
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Micky: Ring the bell now because this will be over quick.
Takuma: Quite an ego for a tenth-rate amateur.
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Micky: What do you think of my punch? Scary, huh?
Temjin: It's not your punch, it's your breath. Whew, baby!
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Micky: This is no place for a child, but you're kind of cute.
Yuri: Thanks! I'll remember that... I'll remember that when I kick you senseless.
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Thanks for the fight. You made a swell punching bag!
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You did quite well for a corpse, my friend. Rest in peace.
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The end was foregone. I am just too totally terrifie.
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Mr. Big
Mr. Big: Fighting gnats like you is a major pain in the...
Eiji: I'm not a gnat! Think of me as a fly in your scalp ointment.
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Mr. Big: To call you dumb would be an insult to dumb people!
Jack: Wait a second! Are you saying I'm stupid?
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Mr. Big: So this is our first time together?
John: So? For you, this is the first and last time.
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Mr. Big: If you wish to keep that face the way it is, go home!
King: Thank you for your concern, but I won't be hurt.
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Mr. Big: Look, I don't have time to fight with Taoists.
Lee: I'm Confucian and I have a lot of time.
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Mr. Big: So you're John's friend? Show me your stuff.
Micky: You're Big, huh? Could you turn down the clear of your skull?!
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Mr. Big 1: You sure have a lot of courage with that get-up there, pal!
Mr. Big 2: How would you like a nunchuck in your nose?
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Mr. Big: The little guy from Italy. Huh, go home, sonny.
Robert: I'm from Spain, curd. And don't bring nations into this, baldy!
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Mr. Big: You're Ryo! Huh, I'm gonna pay you back for the last fight.
Ryo: Great. It should come to about $7500 for the dental work.
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Mr. Big: It has been a long time, Takuma. So now I'll kill you.
Takuma: Gee, Big. How touching to say you love me, hoo hoo!
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Mr. Big: Hmm, I can't quite figure you out! Chinese?! Japanese?!
Temjin: I'm Temjin, the strongest in Mongolia.
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Mr. Big: Oooh, such a pretty opponent... Shall we?
Yuri: Yaah! Get away, cue ball. I hate bald men, yaah!
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Just be grateful I didn't use my plumber's helper, pal!
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I thought so. The power of my pole is positively preposterous!
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You fought well. Who is your pal, baldy?!
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Robert Garcia
Robert: Who are you and what are those clothes, nerd king?
Eiji: Coming from a guy with a ponytail. I really must laugh, heh!
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Robert: Face the fury of me, Jack. The biking Beelzebub from Bakerstown.
Jack: You worm! I'm from Oshkosh! Feel the wrath of a cheesehead!
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Robert: Wow, nice shades there, Johnny. They are mine after this fight, huh?
John: You talk a good fight. Bobster, bring it on! You ponytailed putz.
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Robert: So I'm about to fight a woman! I like it.
King: Macho meathead, 3 minutes. And it'll be over. Come on, wimp!
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Robert: Watch it, old guy! Exercising too much is bad for your health.
Lee: Impertinent whelp! Eat my steel, tumor of a dragon's wart!
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Robert: Micky! The man is back in the big time! Oh yeah!
Micky: You will make a fine punching bag, Bobby-boy!
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Robert: Long time no see, lead buns! Ready for a new beating?
Mr. Big: If you think I'm like I was, you're in for a treat!
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Robert 1: Oh, look! It's the great pretender. Meet Mr. Reality!
Robert 2: I may look like you, but that's where the sameness ends, twit!
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Robert: There is only one person who can be the champ. Me!
Ryo: Sorry, rooster. You're about to be a grape at a beaujolais disco.
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Robert: Oh no... It's you! This could be interesting.
Takuma: Come at me with all you got, Robby-boy!
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Robert: Wow, old guy. I think you should reconsider this!
Temjin: Heh, heh! I'll clean my teeth with you, son of a tapeworm.
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Robert: Oh, Yuri! I've been waiting for a little one-on-one.
Yuri: Always the king feminist. Now shut up and show me your stuff!
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Are you okay? Have you had enough?
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I told you! Guys with the cool hair always win, muzzle face.
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Imitation may be a form of flattery, but what a wimp!
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Ryo Sakazaki
Ryo: Wow, this is the first time to fight a ninja. Cool!
Eiji: So you're a user of Kyokugen! I hate Karate and people who practice it!
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Ryo: You again? You move quite well considering your age. Grampus!
Jack: You really know how to frost my cake, sonny. Eat my shoes, bug!
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Ryo: Quit the life in the service? You're probably a couch potato.
John: I'm gonna teach you never to use "potato" in a demeaning vein!
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Ryo: Oooh! You are so feminine. I like it...
King: I didn't come here to listen to your pick-up lines! Enough!
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Ryo: The monkey-man comes. It's banana split time, pop.
Lee: I'm at the top of my form, boy. I'm going to make a monkey of you!
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Ryo: How about it, Mr. Underworld Champ? Have you been training hard?
Micky: Heh, heh! You got a big mouth, junior. Why not come and see!
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Ryo: Long time no see, Big! Haven't yet quit using toys?
Mr. Big: Let's say, I know which holes in which to put my pegs, pal!
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Ryo: What is this? You have bought a new car again! Whoa!
Robert: Hey, you can't understand the coolness of a car like this.
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Ryo 1: I have seen you before, stud!
Ryo 2: Let's see who is who, funny face!
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Ryo: You are my dad and I love you, but I'm going to knock you silly!
Takuma: You should have stayed a glint in my eye, smart guy... Waah!
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Ryo: Oooh, be sure not to hurt me, ya big Mongolian madman, you!
Temjin: You're about to learn your error in teasing a Mongolian sumo!
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Ryo: Oh, sis. You should really think this over again!
Yuri: Oooh, scary. Please, let me off easy this time... Not!
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It seems my kyoku gen ryu karate was too much for you!
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Whew! Talk about kicking major butt. That was a chore!
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I am the original Ryo Sakazaki!
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Takuma Sakazaki
Takuma: Ryo has told me all about you. I fell asleep, though...
Eiji: Wait a minute, that's an insult, right?
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Takuma: It seems you have lost your savage spirit, my friend!
Jack: Oh, shut up. I think I ate a bad side of beef or something.
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Takuma: The true value of fighting lies not in the slaughter of your enemies!
John: No, in shutting up old bores like you!
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Takuma: Oh, a kickboxer. Nice gams, honey!
King: These gams are going to send you to a very warm place!
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Takuma: The disciple of Gaku Suu. Don't shame the name of your master.
Lee: Ke, ke, ke... I don't need your advice. Taste my steel.
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Takuma: It seems boxing is a mere sport. Face the harsh facts!
Micky: Face my fists, you pansy Karate fool.
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Takuma: At last the final battle has come. Let's finish this soon.
Mr. Big: Heh, heh! It has been a long time since we have mixed it up!
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Takuma: Robert, you have become strong. But not as strong as me!
Robert: We will have to see about that, sensei!
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Takuma: Well, Ryo. Show me the fists of your labors.
Ryo: Geez... Dad, here? In front of everybody? Give me a break.
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Takuma 1: Kyokugen Karate isn't for every Tom, Dick or Harry!
Takuma 2: No, it's for every Hiro, Shin and Taro. Hahaha...
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Takuma: You're one I know not! Attack and be brave!
Temjin: Are you another fighter or an overaged cheerleader?
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Takuma: Show your father what you have learned. Kick in my teeth.
Yuri: Okay, papa! Here I come, watch your teeth!
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Wimp! Maybe you should become a banker instead, mushhead.
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Good! But not good enough to match the power of kyoku gen.
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A small world with a double for everyone. Interesting, huh.
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Temjin
Temjin: Taste the rage coursing through my blubber.
Eiji: I'm sure that there will be much to taste, pork belly!
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Temjin: Oh no, the ultimate enemy! What a powerhouse!
Jack: Stop it! You're embarrassing me to no end!
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Temjin: Whoa, another dandy! You sure know your style.
John: Heh heh, thanks! But I'm still going to crush you!
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Temjin: I sense a feeling of death here. I must be careful.
King: If you keep fiddling around, I'm gonna kill you!
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Temjin: The masked avenger rides again! Hah hah, what a fluster!
Lee: Keee! Shut up, weed head!
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Temjin: A boxer! I wish I was a boxer, teach me... Huh? Teach me!
Micky: Okay... You can study after you come out of traction.
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Temjin: No fair using things like that to fight me!
Mr. Big: Hey, we have already begun, so watch yourself.
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Temjin: Wow, you're one stylish dude. I'm impressed!
Robert: Well, what can I say? I'm cool, stylish and... sniff... unloved!
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Temjin: Whenever you are ready, you small yuppie, you!
Ryo: What! Nervous? Resorting to silly insults won't save you!
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Temjin: Karate? It's no use... I don't know Karate, you won't win!
Takuma: Yes, but I know Karate and I'll win!
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Temjin 1: Oh no, a clone! Talk about your occult phenomena!
Temjin 2: It's a wild world we live in, huh?
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Temjin: A girl? You can't hope to oppose me, oh!
Yuri: Hah hah hah hah... What a haircut... Hah hah hah hah... What a bozo.
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Maybe I should have become a teacher. I'm getting bored.
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All those looks and all that money, and still a wimp! Tragic.
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I can't help feeling we have met before. Oh...I need a nap.
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Yuri Sakazaki
Yuri: What a scary mask you have on!
Eiji: All the better to slap you silly in, my dear.
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Yuri: Oh no, you look so strong! I may lose this time, wink... wink.
Jack: Don't worry, little lady. I'll take care of you!
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Yuri: Come and feel my fists of steel, you beast!
John: Now I'm going to enjoy this fight a lot.
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Yuri: Hmmm, you look kinda strong but you smell... To fight me, you need hands of steel!
King: Oh, come on, I don't smell that bad! Looking forward to the clenches, honey!!!
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Yuri: Hyah, hah... hah! What a goofy-looking mask! Act your age, you silly! And not your shoe size!
Lee: Hey, this was a gift from my mother! You're meat, toots!
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Yuri: You dare to hit an innocent maid such as I?! Die, you pig!
Micky: Who are you calling "pig?" Look, this is a fight, okay?
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Yuri: Hey, no one said anything about weapons! You cheating coot!
Mr. Big: Don't blame me for your ignorance, toots.
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Yuri: Ooh, Robert. You're so handsome. I can't concentrate... Not!
Robert: That girlish spirit will make it hard for me to cripple you!
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Yuri: I fight better than you do! Hah ha haah hah, silly brother!
Ryo: I think you have taken too many shots to the head recently.
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Yuri: Oh, no. If Dad is going to fight me I'll lose for sure!
Takuma: What kind of attitude is that? What have I taught you?!
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Yuri: Whoa! Strange hairstyle, cool! Who did your hair?
Temjin: No fair! You shouldn't talk about my hair! No fair!
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Yuri 1: What are you? My legs aren't fat! How rude!!
Yuri 2: Hey, you called me pirate's dream first!
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Gee!Ninjas sure are strong. I'm impressed!
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You're weak, but you're kind of cute! Busy?
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You're tough, but you really should think of bathing!
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Wow, you were pretty weak. I guess it isn't shoreleave, huh.
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Uh...are you okay? I didn't mean to push your face in.
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You lost because of that silly mask! Understand?
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Gee. Boxers really are cream puffs.
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Hah hah. Even with weapons you were only a bald guy sans class!
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Oh, Robert. I thought you were tougher. We're through!
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Well, no more calling me "Screamy Mimi." Eh, big brother!
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How did I do, papa. Can I be a pro? Wuh? Can I? CanI? Please!
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I like your outfit. Too much make up, though.
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