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Ending: Dive
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After winning this year's Championship, Dive returns to his studies.
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A superior skill in mathematics decided the victory. My calculations of each angle of attack were perfect.
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With college right around the corner, Dive has a big decision to make.
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Man: Son, we could really use your help.
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This may be the biggest decision I ever have to make...
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Ending: Jefailey
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Jefailey won his own tournament, the largest divekick championship ever seen, but it was not without controversy.
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Jefailey hires a PI to clear his name.
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Detective Toeguard: IT WAS...! RIG BRACK! HE CHEA!
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Jefailey's name is cleared and he begins planning the next big event.
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Ending: Kick
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Businessman: Hey, Kick! Let me get a minute!
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I can't just sign with anyone. A champion is going to have a lot of offers coming his way.
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Businessman: You won't turn down this offer. Just look at the number I've written on this slip.
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Maybe I should have Dive look this over before I sign...
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Ending: Kung Pao
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Kung Pao has defeated all of Earth's best warriors, but still hasn't figured out how to kick a hole back into her own world.
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I guess I'd better get used to the idea of living here... I hope my friends can save Downworld without me. I'm counting on you guys..
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Could this be...?!
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Ending: Markman
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After Markman's championship win, Divekicking fans from all over are eager to purchase a KickBox for themselves.
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Markman won't let the success get to his head, but tonight, dinner is on him!
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Ending: Mr. N
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I finally did it! I took first place at the championships with everyone watching!
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Dustin: Yeah, but it was in a game no one really cares about.
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(cries)
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Ending: Stream
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The monsters march towards the prison.
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Guard: Hahaha 10 minute timeout!
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Intro: Dive
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Born and raised in West Philadelphia with his fraternal twin brother Kick, Dive is a serious math student and dreams of a promising career as a Statistician.
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A playground brawl causes Dive's mother to send the boys to live in Bel Air with their estranged uncle, 10 time world Divekicking champion.
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Dive neglects his kick training a bit in favor of his studies, but his natural talent with calculating angles and the patience he developed in school have quickly turned him into one of the most serious threats on the Divekick Circuit.
Dive fights because he is expected to, and he doesn't want to let his Uncle or his mother down.
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Intro: Jefailey
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Jefailey is a top official who runs some of the best Divekick tournaments. Against the advice of his colleagues, Jefailey also insists that he should be a divekicking superstar.
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Jefailey fights because his ever inflating ego demands that he take as much of the spotlight as he can.
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Intro: Kick
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Born and raised in West Philadelphia with his fraternal twin brother Dive, Kick is a serious ladies man who dreams of fame (and the ladies it might attract).
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A playground brawl causes Kick's mother to send the boys to live in Bel Air with their estranged uncle, 10 time world Divekicking champion.
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Kick neglects his dive training a bit in favor of chasing the local honies, but his natural speed and the quick thinking he developed doing freestyle rap have quickly turned him into one of the most serious threats on the Divekick circuit.
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Intro: Kung Pao
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Kung Pao comes from an alternate dimension called "Down World". She is the daughter of evil dictator Theodore Khan, and is second in divekicking skills only to her father.
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One day, while training to overthrow her father alongside her friends, Kung Pao accidentally kicks a hole into the fabric of reality, falls through it, and finds herself trapped in our world.
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Kung Pao fights in order to figure out how to kick hard enough to re-open the portal and get herself home so that she can save her people and reunite with her friends.
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Intro: Markman
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Markman is a long time Divekicking fan who has invented a device that he guarantees will give anyone better control over their attacks.
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He fights in order to prove to the world that they should buy his product, the KickBox.
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Intro: Mr. N
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They say Mr. N has the raw talent it would take to become one of the greatest of all time, but so far, he has only been seen riding the coat tails of his best friend, divekicking superstar Dustin Weinburger.
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When Mr. N suffered a brutal loss to Uncle Sensei at the world championships, he paid a massive sum to have the brackets rigged in his favor. The result was a tournament in such disarray that everyone was disqualified and the tournament was canceled, thus ending Sensei's ten year win streak and forcing him into retirement.
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Mr. N fights because he needs money to pay off a debt owed to mob boss Don Luo. If not for the debt, Mr. N would probably just stay at home, eat four meals a day, and play his favorite computer game which he is terrible at.
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Intro: Stream
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Stream is an unexplainably grotesque monster who has been imprisoned behind the keyboard, and thus has almost never been seen in public.
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Stream enjoys flame baiting and fights only to illicit an irregular response from his victims. He breaks out of his prison for the first time to finally troll in person.
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Prefight: Baz vs. Jefailey
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I read about you in my file. The man called Mr N has been featured at your events, so you must know where to find him.
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I saw him recently. Show me how to lightning loop and I'll tell you where to find him.
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Prefight: Baz vs. Mr. N
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I found him. If I can bring him to Don Luo, I'll make enough money to pay my dues to the Divekick Circuit for the next year.
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Don't let him see you... don't let him see you...
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Who are you?
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(Damn it)... Don Luo sent me. You owe him and I'm here to collect.
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RUN!!!!
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Prefight: Baz vs. S-kill
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The claw, the eagle, and now The Baz. When will you learn to stop bringing weapons to a foot fight?
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Is that why the other fighting tournaments don't want me?
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I'll make sure you aren't in the sequel.
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Prefight: Dive vs. Kick
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Your grades are terrible! Why won't you focus at school?
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I'm just not interested bro. You spend your Friday with a math book, But I always have a hot date.
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Your lifestyle just doesn't add up... I should have seen the signs. If I win, you have to take your studies more seriously. Your future is at stake!
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Fine, but if I win, you have to loosen up!
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Prefight: Dive vs. S-kill
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Stop right there, student of the New Angle Dojo.
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Who are you? A new variable I haven't yet considered?
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You have no apparent weaknesses, but no outstanding strengths. Everyone needs weaknesses. Come and let me adjust you.
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I won't let you round me down!
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Welcome to domination 101.
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Prefight: Dive vs. Uncle Sensei
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Uncle, a man from the state came by while you were out.
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Yeah, they do that from time to time.
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He delivered a notice that said you need to vacate the dojo. Why did you not tell us about this?
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Well, we've all got our own problems to deal with...
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So it's true? You no longer own the dojo?
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Uh, well, uh, do any of us really own anything?
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Tell me everything, I'm trying to help you!
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Prefight: Jefailey vs. Markman
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Mark! I have some great plans for next year. Will you please sponsor my event?
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If you can make the KickBox an officially endorsed product, I can help you out.
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Show me how it works.
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Prefight: Jefailey vs. Mr. N
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Damn it, Mr. N. Your reputation is horrible. I don't want you to come to events anymore. Something bad always happens.
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It's a free country. You can't stop me.
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I'll fight you for it.
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My fangirls need me!
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Prefight: Jefailey vs. S-kill
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I... didn't expect this. Everything about you seems fair and balanced.
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Like a fox!
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You may not need negative adjustment, but if you defeat me, perhaps you'll get a few buffs next year.
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Jebaited!
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Prefight: Kick vs. Kung Pao
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Dayum, girl, you are out of this world!
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Who are you? What do you want?
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Lets go on a date!
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I don't have time for a date, I need to get home.
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If I win, we'll go on a date. If you win, I'll walk you home!
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If I could simply walk to my home, I'd be there by now...
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Prefight: Kick vs. Mr. N
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I figure I'll be famous after I beat up Weinburger, but I guess I can start with you.
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So, you are here to take revenge for your Uncle at last?
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Get revenge? What?
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Yes, it was I who paid to rig the brackets to end his career. I knew that you'd be the one to figure it out.
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But I didn't...
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The secret will die with you!
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Prefight: Kick vs. S-kill
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Stop right there, student of the New Angle Dojo.
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What are you on about?
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You move so quickly that you can barely control yourself. I think I'll slow you down a bit.
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Like hell you will!
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Welcome to domination 101.
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Prefight: Kung Pao vs. Jefailey
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Are you here for our cosplay contest? Your outfit is great!
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Why am I always treated this way? Will no one help me find a way home? I must save my people!
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I love that you stay in character. You'll be a big hit with the attendees.
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You want a big hit? I'll give you one.
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Prefight: Kung Pao vs. S-kill
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Spin is far too safe.
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Spin?
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And you deal too much damage.
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That's true.
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We can alter you without so much as a title update tomorrow.
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Prefight: Markman vs. Dr. Shoals
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Hey Doc. I'm trying to get this device to market, and I need a doctor to make sure it's safe for use. Can you help me out?
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If it helps me learn more about Foot Dive, I'll do anything. Show me how it works.
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Prefight: Markman vs. S-kill
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Mark, we've deemed the KickBox broken, and its use unsportsmanlike.
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The KickBox is my dream! I won't let you take it away.
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Without our licensing deal, there is no KickBox!
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Prefight: Markman vs. Stream
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Monsters need prizes too. If you edit Victoria Shoals and me into a funny scene, you can win a KickBox of your own!
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Raffles! #bam Divekick!
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Prefight: Mr. N vs. Dive
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Hey, geek! I have some money and I need an accountant!
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I'm still in school, weirdo. I can't work that kind of job without certifications.
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No! Everyone does what I want!
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Prefight: Mr. N vs. Redacted
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Did I really just see this badger do a Divekick?
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Dfgsgjhsdfgh (This one smells worse than baby poop)
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I know an opportunity when I see one! I'll capture you and make a fortune!
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Prefight: Mr. N vs. S-kill
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You've been running for a long time, N.
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Have we met before?
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You build meter too quickly. Your abuse of kickfactor will stop today.
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Abuse is what I do best!
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I was going to have the giant robot take care of you, but I'll just do it myself.
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Prefight: Redacted vs. Kung Pao
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hasdhfalskdhf (this one smells unique.)
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In this world, non humans can divekick as well? In my world, you have to be at least half human to do it.
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Maybe I can learn something here...
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Prefight: Redacted vs. S-kill
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Curious. Perhaps we should move your attack to the heavy button so that you can option select throws while performing it.
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sohdfgjlbalndlvag (this one is intimidating...)
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Of course, your throw will lead into a 100% combo. Come to me and let me rebalance you!
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Prefight: Stream vs. Jefailey
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YOOOO ITS THA ULTIMATE DOOOCHEBAG HERE, HOW MANY ROIDS YO ON LANCE?!
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Ha! You think you can troll me? I'm a veteran of the Vietnam Flame War. I served in the Special Character Forces for 10 years. I once baited 5 guys with just an ampersand. Do your worst!
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BAITED. FIVE. GUYS.
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GRAAAWWWWWWAWIEVAJARRRt!!!
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Prefight: Stream vs. Mr. N
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ITS OK UR BAD AT MOBAS ITS HARD TO PLAY WHEN YOU NEED A HAND FREE FOR CHEEZ FRIES.
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Hey! What's the b-
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ENJOYING THOSE MEGA ESPORTS MILLIONS LOLOLOLOLOL NO YOU CANNOT.
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GRAAAWWWWWWAWIEVAJARRRt!!!
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Prefight: Stream vs. S-kill
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Glad you enjoy trolling people in chats. You'll love it even more when I make it exclusive for premium subscribers. Only $8.95. Hue hue hue.
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GRAAAWWWWWWAWIEVAJARRRt!!!
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Prefight: Uncle Sensei vs. Jefailey
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Hey Alex, how you been, man?
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It's been a long time. Things haven't been the same since you left the sport. What're you doing to keep busy now that you're retired?
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Oh the usual. I Divekick. Smoke cigars. The occasional acid flashback. By the way, I'm broke. Think you can help me out?
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Haha, well the shoe's on the other foot now, isn't it? Lucky for you I'm a big star now. Show me that you still have what it takes, and I'll consider putting you on commentary so you can make the big Ultra-Chen bucks.
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Prefight: Uncle Sensei vs. Mr. N
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Hey man, you look familiar. Didn't I beat you first round at the last tournament I entered way back when?
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Maybe... No... Yes... So...?
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Whoa, take it easy, man. Nothing major. Just, uh, wanted to say that it was lame that tournament was canned after some moron rigged the brackets.
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You can't prove it was me!
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WHOA, that came outta nowhere, brother. Also, it was you?
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Umm?
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You ruined my career? You're the reason my win streak ended, my sponsors dropped me, and I had to raffle off all my stuff? That rug really tied the room together!
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You'll never take me alive!
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Prefight: Uncle Sensei vs. S-kill
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Well, well Mr. Sensei. It seems the long mystery of your downfall has finally been solved.
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Yeah, man. Good thing my mind is still, uh, limber from all the tobacco.
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Of course. But before we can let you back into competition, there's some "adjustments" we need to make to you.
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Well my back's been acting up a bit and I've got a weird shoulder thing.
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No, I'm talking about some balance changes. Your hand kicking has been proven to be overpowered. It needs fixing.
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What're you on, man? I've done this from the beginning, you can't change it.
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Seems you've been away from competition too long. Let me introduce you to downloadable updates!
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