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Ending: Dive After winning this year's Championship, Dive returns to his studies. First Line Dive A superior skill in mathematics decided the victory. My calculations of each angle of attack were perfect. With college right around the corner, Dive has a big decision to make. Man: Son, we could really use your help. First Line Dive This may be the biggest decision I ever have to make...

Ending: Jefailey Jefailey won his own tournament, the largest divekick championship ever seen, but it was not without controversy. Jefailey hires a PI to clear his name. Detective Toeguard: IT WAS...! RIG BRACK! HE CHEA! Jefailey's name is cleared and he begins planning the next big event.

Ending: Kick Businessman: Hey, Kick! Let me get a minute! First Line Kick I can't just sign with anyone. A champion is going to have a lot of offers coming his way. Businessman: You won't turn down this offer. Just look at the number I've written on this slip. First Line Kick Maybe I should have Dive look this over before I sign...

Ending: Kung Pao Kung Pao has defeated all of Earth's best warriors, but still hasn't figured out how to kick a hole back into her own world. First Line Kung Pao I guess I'd better get used to the idea of living here... I hope my friends can save Downworld without me. I'm counting on you guys.. First Line Kung Pao Could this be...?!

Ending: Markman After Markman's championship win, Divekicking fans from all over are eager to purchase a KickBox for themselves. Markman won't let the success get to his head, but tonight, dinner is on him!

Ending: Mr. N First Line Mr. N I finally did it! I took first place at the championships with everyone watching! Dustin: Yeah, but it was in a game no one really cares about. First Line Mr. N (cries)

Ending: Stream The monsters march towards the prison. Guard: Hahaha 10 minute timeout!

Intro: Dive Born and raised in West Philadelphia with his fraternal twin brother Kick, Dive is a serious math student and dreams of a promising career as a Statistician. A playground brawl causes Dive's mother to send the boys to live in Bel Air with their estranged uncle, 10 time world Divekicking champion. Dive neglects his kick training a bit in favor of his studies, but his natural talent with calculating angles and the patience he developed in school have quickly turned him into one of the most serious threats on the Divekick Circuit. Dive fights because he is expected to, and he doesn't want to let his Uncle or his mother down.

Intro: Jefailey Jefailey is a top official who runs some of the best Divekick tournaments. Against the advice of his colleagues, Jefailey also insists that he should be a divekicking superstar. Jefailey fights because his ever inflating ego demands that he take as much of the spotlight as he can.

Intro: Kick Born and raised in West Philadelphia with his fraternal twin brother Dive, Kick is a serious ladies man who dreams of fame (and the ladies it might attract). A playground brawl causes Kick's mother to send the boys to live in Bel Air with their estranged uncle, 10 time world Divekicking champion. Kick neglects his dive training a bit in favor of chasing the local honies, but his natural speed and the quick thinking he developed doing freestyle rap have quickly turned him into one of the most serious threats on the Divekick circuit.

Intro: Kung Pao Kung Pao comes from an alternate dimension called "Down World". She is the daughter of evil dictator Theodore Khan, and is second in divekicking skills only to her father. One day, while training to overthrow her father alongside her friends, Kung Pao accidentally kicks a hole into the fabric of reality, falls through it, and finds herself trapped in our world. Kung Pao fights in order to figure out how to kick hard enough to re-open the portal and get herself home so that she can save her people and reunite with her friends.

Intro: Markman Markman is a long time Divekicking fan who has invented a device that he guarantees will give anyone better control over their attacks. He fights in order to prove to the world that they should buy his product, the KickBox.

Intro: Mr. N They say Mr. N has the raw talent it would take to become one of the greatest of all time, but so far, he has only been seen riding the coat tails of his best friend, divekicking superstar Dustin Weinburger. When Mr. N suffered a brutal loss to Uncle Sensei at the world championships, he paid a massive sum to have the brackets rigged in his favor. The result was a tournament in such disarray that everyone was disqualified and the tournament was canceled, thus ending Sensei's ten year win streak and forcing him into retirement. Mr. N fights because he needs money to pay off a debt owed to mob boss Don Luo. If not for the debt, Mr. N would probably just stay at home, eat four meals a day, and play his favorite computer game which he is terrible at.

Intro: Stream Stream is an unexplainably grotesque monster who has been imprisoned behind the keyboard, and thus has almost never been seen in public. Stream enjoys flame baiting and fights only to illicit an irregular response from his victims. He breaks out of his prison for the first time to finally troll in person.

Prefight: Baz vs. Jefailey First Line The Baz I read about you in my file. The man called Mr N has been featured at your events, so you must know where to find him. First Line Jefailey I saw him recently. Show me how to lightning loop and I'll tell you where to find him. The Baz Jefailey

Prefight: Baz vs. Mr. N First Line The Baz I found him. If I can bring him to Don Luo, I'll make enough money to pay my dues to the Divekick Circuit for the next year. First Line The Baz Don't let him see you... don't let him see you... First Line Mr. N Who are you? First Line The Baz (Damn it)... Don Luo sent me. You owe him and I'm here to collect. First Line Mr. N RUN!!!! The Baz Mr. N

Prefight: Baz vs. S-kill First Line S-Kill The claw, the eagle, and now The Baz. When will you learn to stop bringing weapons to a foot fight? First Line The Baz Is that why the other fighting tournaments don't want me? First Line S-Kill I'll make sure you aren't in the sequel. S-Kill The Baz

Prefight: Dive vs. Kick First Line Dive Your grades are terrible! Why won't you focus at school? First Line Kick I'm just not interested bro. You spend your Friday with a math book, But I always have a hot date. First Line Dive Your lifestyle just doesn't add up... I should have seen the signs. If I win, you have to take your studies more seriously. Your future is at stake! First Line Kick Fine, but if I win, you have to loosen up! Dive Kick

Prefight: Dive vs. S-kill First Line S-Kill Stop right there, student of the New Angle Dojo. First Line Dive Who are you? A new variable I haven't yet considered? First Line S-Kill You have no apparent weaknesses, but no outstanding strengths. Everyone needs weaknesses. Come and let me adjust you. First Line Dive I won't let you round me down! First Line S-Kill Welcome to domination 101. S-Kill Dive

Prefight: Dive vs. Uncle Sensei First Line Dive Uncle, a man from the state came by while you were out. First Line Uncle Sensei Yeah, they do that from time to time. First Line Dive He delivered a notice that said you need to vacate the dojo. Why did you not tell us about this? First Line Uncle Sensei Well, we've all got our own problems to deal with... First Line Dive So it's true? You no longer own the dojo? First Line Uncle Sensei Uh, well, uh, do any of us really own anything? First Line Dive Tell me everything, I'm trying to help you! Dive Uncle Sensei

Prefight: Jefailey vs. Markman First Line Jefailey Mark! I have some great plans for next year. Will you please sponsor my event? First Line MarkMan If you can make the KickBox an officially endorsed product, I can help you out. First Line Jefailey Show me how it works. Jefailey MarkMan

Prefight: Jefailey vs. Mr. N First Line Jefailey Damn it, Mr. N. Your reputation is horrible. I don't want you to come to events anymore. Something bad always happens. First Line Mr. N It's a free country. You can't stop me. First Line Jefailey I'll fight you for it. First Line Mr. N My fangirls need me! Jefailey Mr. N

Prefight: Jefailey vs. S-kill First Line S-Kill I... didn't expect this. Everything about you seems fair and balanced. First Line Jefailey Like a fox! First Line S-Kill You may not need negative adjustment, but if you defeat me, perhaps you'll get a few buffs next year. First Line Jefailey Jebaited! S-Kill Jefailey

Prefight: Kick vs. Kung Pao First Line Kick Dayum, girl, you are out of this world! First Line Kung Pao Who are you? What do you want? First Line Kick Lets go on a date! First Line Kung Pao I don't have time for a date, I need to get home. First Line Kick If I win, we'll go on a date. If you win, I'll walk you home! First Line Kung Pao If I could simply walk to my home, I'd be there by now... Kick Kung Pao

Prefight: Kick vs. Mr. N First Line Kick I figure I'll be famous after I beat up Weinburger, but I guess I can start with you. First Line Mr. N So, you are here to take revenge for your Uncle at last? First Line Kick Get revenge? What? First Line Mr. N Yes, it was I who paid to rig the brackets to end his career. I knew that you'd be the one to figure it out. First Line Kick But I didn't... First Line Mr. N The secret will die with you! Kick Mr. N

Prefight: Kick vs. S-kill First Line S-Kill Stop right there, student of the New Angle Dojo. First Line Kick What are you on about? First Line S-Kill You move so quickly that you can barely control yourself. I think I'll slow you down a bit. First Line Kick Like hell you will! First Line S-Kill Welcome to domination 101. S-Kill Kick

Prefight: Kung Pao vs. Jefailey First Line Jefailey Are you here for our cosplay contest? Your outfit is great! First Line Kung Pao Why am I always treated this way? Will no one help me find a way home? I must save my people! First Line Jefailey I love that you stay in character. You'll be a big hit with the attendees. First Line Kung Pao You want a big hit? I'll give you one. Jefailey Kung Pao

Prefight: Kung Pao vs. S-kill First Line S-Kill Spin is far too safe. First Line Kung Pao Spin? First Line S-Kill And you deal too much damage. First Line Kung Pao That's true. First Line S-Kill We can alter you without so much as a title update tomorrow. S-Kill Kung Pao

Prefight: Kung Pao vs. Stream First Line Kung Pao What in the down is this thing? First Line Stream 9/10, would definitely do you. First Line Kung Pao Disgusting! First Line Stream Your game is dead! RIP YOU! Kung Pao Stream

Prefight: Markman vs. Dr. Shoals First Line MarkMan Hey Doc. I'm trying to get this device to market, and I need a doctor to make sure it's safe for use. Can you help me out? First Line Dr. Shoals If it helps me learn more about Foot Dive, I'll do anything. Show me how it works. MarkMan Dr. Shoals

Prefight: Markman vs. S-kill First Line S-Kill Mark, we've deemed the KickBox broken, and its use unsportsmanlike. First Line MarkMan The KickBox is my dream! I won't let you take it away. First Line S-Kill Without our licensing deal, there is no KickBox! S-Kill MarkMan

Prefight: Markman vs. Stream First Line MarkMan Monsters need prizes too. If you edit Victoria Shoals and me into a funny scene, you can win a KickBox of your own! First Line Stream Raffles! #bam Divekick! MarkMan Stream

Prefight: Mr. N vs. Dive First Line Mr. N Hey, geek! I have some money and I need an accountant! First Line Dive I'm still in school, weirdo. I can't work that kind of job without certifications. First Line Mr. N No! Everyone does what I want! Mr. N Dive

Prefight: Mr. N vs. Redacted First Line Mr. N Did I really just see this badger do a Divekick? First Line Redacted Dfgsgjhsdfgh (This one smells worse than baby poop) First Line Mr. N I know an opportunity when I see one! I'll capture you and make a fortune! Mr. N Redacted

Prefight: Mr. N vs. S-kill First Line S-Kill You've been running for a long time, N. First Line Mr. N Have we met before? First Line S-Kill You build meter too quickly. Your abuse of kickfactor will stop today. First Line Mr. N Abuse is what I do best! First Line S-Kill I was going to have the giant robot take care of you, but I'll just do it myself. S-Kill Mr. N

Prefight: Redacted vs. Kung Pao First Line Redacted hasdhfalskdhf (this one smells unique.) First Line Kung Pao In this world, non humans can divekick as well? In my world, you have to be at least half human to do it. First Line Kung Pao Maybe I can learn something here... Redacted Kung Pao

Prefight: Redacted vs. S-kill First Line S-Kill Curious. Perhaps we should move your attack to the heavy button so that you can option select throws while performing it. First Line Redacted sohdfgjlbalndlvag (this one is intimidating...) First Line S-Kill Of course, your throw will lead into a 100% combo. Come to me and let me rebalance you! S-Kill Redacted

Prefight: Redacted vs. Uncle Sensei First Line Redacted klahdflnasldnfad (Mmmm, that smells so good!) First Line Uncle Sensei C'mon man, you can't be stealing any more of my cigars. This is a private residence. Redacted Uncle Sensei

Prefight: Stream vs. Jefailey First Line Stream YOOOO ITS THA ULTIMATE DOOOCHEBAG HERE, HOW MANY ROIDS YO ON LANCE?! First Line Jefailey Ha! You think you can troll me? I'm a veteran of the Vietnam Flame War. I served in the Special Character Forces for 10 years. I once baited 5 guys with just an ampersand. Do your worst! First Line Stream BAITED. FIVE. GUYS. First Line Jefailey GRAAAWWWWWWAWIEVAJARRRt!!! Stream Jefailey

Prefight: Stream vs. Mr. N First Line Stream ITS OK UR BAD AT MOBAS ITS HARD TO PLAY WHEN YOU NEED A HAND FREE FOR CHEEZ FRIES. First Line Mr. N Hey! What's the b- First Line Stream ENJOYING THOSE MEGA ESPORTS MILLIONS LOLOLOLOLOL NO YOU CANNOT. First Line Mr. N GRAAAWWWWWWAWIEVAJARRRt!!! Stream Mr. N

Prefight: Stream vs. S-kill First Line S-Kill Glad you enjoy trolling people in chats. You'll love it even more when I make it exclusive for premium subscribers. Only $8.95. Hue hue hue. First Line Stream GRAAAWWWWWWAWIEVAJARRRt!!! S-Kill Stream

Prefight: Uncle Sensei vs. Jefailey First Line Uncle Sensei Hey Alex, how you been, man? First Line Jefailey It's been a long time. Things haven't been the same since you left the sport. What're you doing to keep busy now that you're retired? First Line Uncle Sensei Oh the usual. I Divekick. Smoke cigars. The occasional acid flashback. By the way, I'm broke. Think you can help me out? First Line Jefailey Haha, well the shoe's on the other foot now, isn't it? Lucky for you I'm a big star now. Show me that you still have what it takes, and I'll consider putting you on commentary so you can make the big Ultra-Chen bucks. Uncle Sensei Jefailey

Prefight: Uncle Sensei vs. Mr. N First Line Uncle Sensei Hey man, you look familiar. Didn't I beat you first round at the last tournament I entered way back when? First Line Mr. N Maybe... No... Yes... So...? First Line Uncle Sensei Whoa, take it easy, man. Nothing major. Just, uh, wanted to say that it was lame that tournament was canned after some moron rigged the brackets. First Line Mr. N You can't prove it was me! First Line Uncle Sensei WHOA, that came outta nowhere, brother. Also, it was you? First Line Mr. N Umm? First Line Uncle Sensei You ruined my career? You're the reason my win streak ended, my sponsors dropped me, and I had to raffle off all my stuff? That rug really tied the room together! First Line Mr. N You'll never take me alive! Uncle Sensei Mr. N

Prefight: Uncle Sensei vs. S-kill First Line S-Kill Well, well Mr. Sensei. It seems the long mystery of your downfall has finally been solved. First Line Uncle Sensei Yeah, man. Good thing my mind is still, uh, limber from all the tobacco. First Line S-Kill Of course. But before we can let you back into competition, there's some "adjustments" we need to make to you. First Line Uncle Sensei Well my back's been acting up a bit and I've got a weird shoulder thing. First Line S-Kill No, I'm talking about some balance changes. Your hand kicking has been proven to be overpowered. It needs fixing. First Line Uncle Sensei What're you on, man? I've done this from the beginning, you can't change it. First Line S-Kill Seems you've been away from competition too long. Let me introduce you to downloadable updates! S-Kill Uncle Sensei

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