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Win Quote vs. Bura
O Gun Savior, forgive me if I considered falling for this monstruosity for a second. All of their kin must be eliminated!
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Win Quote vs. Bura
Your kin is cursed and brought nothing but ruin to this world! This arena will be your grave!
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Win Quote vs. Junrao
Not even you can oppose the Headcannon Gang and the Gun Savior! I'll make sure you don't get up ever again, Junrao!
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Win Quote vs. Junrao
Blasting Fist! My sworn enemy! The Headcannon Gang will get revenge on you for the glory of our Gun Savior!
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Win Quote vs. Beatriz
All catgirls were created by our Gun Savior as a prize for us adepts! Will you be my prize?
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Win Quote vs. Beatriz
You should replace your tail with a double barrel shotgun! Wouldn't it be awesome if you could execute wrongdoers with a wag of your tail?!
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Win Quote vs. Gaetano
You are just a drunken relic of what you once were! You should be ashamed of yourself!
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Win Quote vs. Gaetano
You used to be a skilled marksman, Underwater! Why didn't you join our Holy Church of the Gun Savior or even just our awesome Headcannon Gang?!
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Win Quote
Slumslum City will be all ours! Nobody can stop us now!
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Win Quote
One more victory for the Headcannon Gang! Glory be the Gun Savior!
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Win Quote
Hallowed be thy trigger, o Gun Savior!
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Win Quote
When the gale is slow and the metal's hot, the barrel waits to see what rots! Oh how delicious, all the scenery, such inhuman sacrifice!
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Win Quote vs. Random
If I weren't Callowman, I'd feel lucky to still be alive. Seeing a giant random button brings back horrifying memories!
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Win Quote vs. Random
Your energy is... j-just like that horrible, evil, T-pose creature! I-it's too much! I must make my heroic exit!
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Win Quote vs. Beatriz
Are you a cat, or a citizen?! Or maybe some strange... cat-citizen hybrid creature! A catizen, even! I fear the trees may need saving from YOU!
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Win Quote vs. Beatriz
If you ever happen to find yourself stuck in a tree, cat citizen, feel free to scream my name as loud as you can! It'll be fun! And I might even come to rescue you if you're lucky!
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Win Quote vs. Gaetano
Say, do you have a twin brother or something? Someone who looks a lot like you got thrown at my head just the other day! Can't remember the face of the guy who did it, but he was very punchable!
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Win Quote vs. Gaetano
Ah, sorry to invade your dreams, shark-faced citizen! I just thought I might find my legs in here! You have yourself a fantastic nightmare now!
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Win Quote vs. Shocker
WAIT, OBNOXIOUSLY RED CITIZEN! There's an evil Starling on your face! Hold still, I'll punch it off!
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Win Quote vs. Shocker
A big monster villain, huh? That's usually the Shape Squad's thing, but since Orbilord died last Tuesday, I'll happily take his place! I enjoyed doing that anyway!
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Win Quote vs. Shocker
Why do I get the funniest feeling I've punched your crustacean face before? Maybe a few more punches will help jog my memory!
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Win Quote vs. Bura
It pains me to fight a fellow green person, but it probably pains you a lot more! And that means I win! So I guess it all works out in the end!
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Win Quote vs. Bura
Wow, you're as green as me! That means you're already halfway to being a true hero! Now all you need to do is lose the legs!
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Win Quote vs. Barion
Your cat? It was meowing on a tree. That I launched into orbit! To save the cat! But don't worry, it's fine! It jumped off it before it left the atmosphere!
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Win Quote vs. Barion
Villains like you have no place in this world! And... oh, you have a cat? Are you sure you are a villain?
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Win Quote
Hey, I think I saw your spine the other day! Wait, no, that was someone else's. But we can change that!
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Win Quote
Did you enjoy the feeling of my fist in your face? I buttered it up with REAL cement this morning!
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Win Quote vs. Bura
Let's get this straight: Lazzy is off-limits, alright? I'm his one and only DIAMOND CRUSH! You can have the shark, though.
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Win Quote vs. Bura
Thaaat's the beauty of being part of a brood. You always meet someone you've never seen before who claims to be your sibling.
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Win Quote vs. Bura
Which one of my seventy-something siblings are you? You can't expect me to remember all your names.
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Win Quote vs. Random
Licking a question mark was one of the experiences I didn't need to have in my life.
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Win Quote vs. Random
Listen, I know, mythology gag yadda yadda, but there's a time and a place for them, right?
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Win Quote vs. Chaingear
Did... did I smell "Zundek cannon" here? Come on, dad! Since when are you working for humans?!
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Win Quote vs. Gaetano
W... wait, Shaz! I can explain! We didn't want to wake you up two nights ago! Lazzy shouting "SUPREME DIAMOND CRUSHER!" wasn't what you think it was! Or maybe it was, but I swear, I'm sowwy!!!
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Win Quote vs. Gaetano
You and that red moron I happen to like have a penchant for accumulating debt. Seriously, never taken a "Economy 101" class at brood school?
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Win Quote vs. Gaetano
If you tell Lazzy that you've seen me here, I'll bury you seven feet under, Shaz! WAIT! What do you mean with "We are live on TV"? AAAAAGH!
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Win Quote vs. Beatriz
Listen, if you think you have it rough with two sisters, try living with seventy-eight brood siblings. Yes, not joking. I have that many.
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Win Quote vs. Beatriz
So, let me get this straight: You have two sisters from a different mother, and all the three of you were born out of several one-night-stands? Girl, has your dad ever considered a vasectomy?
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Win Quote vs. Beatriz
Wait, are you - like - a bona fide neko? I've only seen them in the news! Your ears and tails are sooo fluffy! And you have two sisters? Can I meet them too
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Win Quote vs. Beatriz
You have daddy issues too? What a coincidence, I would gladly strangle my dad with his own snake tail, for having decided that I needed to be born a sannzo/rhepp hybrid.
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Win Quote
Ugh, neither a shoiga sannzo, nor a shoiga rhepp. What is my g'damn place on this Kraal-forsaken planet?
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Win Quote
I guess my brood father doesn't even know I'm here. Maybe it's for the best. Zundek genes are chaotic in general, this much is clear.
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Win Quote
To think I'm risking being exploded on stage to pay a fishmonger's debt...
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Win Quote
So, with this one match, I should have made enough money to pay at least one hundredth of Lazzy's debt...
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Win Quote vs. Apple
What is this heavenly ABSolutely PECSlicious sight my cat eyes landed on? Oh my goodness gracious, please, someone stop me before I follow what the Gattonero genes tell me to do!
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Win Quote vs. Apple
Foxboys, catgirls... we were both created with the same goal. We should stick together and reclaim our freedom!
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Win Quote vs. Apple
That's not a body, that's a WORK OF ART. And, huh, I studied art history! Like, one semester! So, huh, are you free for a drink later?!
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Win Quote vs. Apple
Those abs are delicious, maybe I could... NO, NO, NO! I'M NOT LIKE MY FATHER! I CAN RESIST! I WON'T GIVE IN TO MY HORMONES!
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Win Quote vs. Barion
No, I'm not an alien, no, I don't have two tails, and no, I'm not into pink-haired girls. Who are you confusing me with?
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Win Quote vs. Cannon Fodder
You Churchgoers are weird. Why replacing your head with a metallic brain case with a gun? What kind of degenerate power fantasy is this?
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Win Quote vs. Bura
... and my father is basically a one-night-stand wonder. I'm always scared I'm going to meet a sister I've never heard anything about. I'm sure you can relate, since apparently you have seventy-something siblings, right?
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Win Quote vs. Bura
I assumed you were a girl, but looks like you have both packages? Glad to know you have found yourself a nice boyfriend! I'd like to have one too, but if I ever went in heat... Ugh, know what? Maybe I'd be better liking girls. Or eunuchs. Or both.
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Win Quote vs. Bura
You have more than seventy brood siblings?! HOW? Two are already enough for me!
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Win Quote vs. Bura
You too have daddy issues? High five, pal! What about a coffee later to talk about our family misfortunes?
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Win Quote vs. Random
P... please, tell me this *isn't* a hallucination due to me getting drunk and having a one-night stand! That's something dad would do, not I! Not I! I'm not THAT kind of Gattonero! O... Okay, well maybe I did it too, but just a couple times! I SWEAR!
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Win Quote vs. I.N.A.B.A.
Sorry, but I'm a fan of 47-Shishichi. I can't stand either you or that sunshine spark of MIRAI Nanami!
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Win Quote vs. Beatriz
Corinne, Claire... huh, you don't look like either of them - fortunately. We aren't sisters, right? RIGHT?
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Win Quote vs. Beatriz
Please, for the love of God, tell me you aren't *another one* of Reno Gattonero's accidental daughters!
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Win Quote vs. Beatriz
I swear, if you are another one of my accidental sisters, I'll force dad to get a vasectomy - twice.
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