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MIRAI Nanami
Glitches! Glitches everywhere! Anna-Anna, please, tell someone to fix them!
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MIRAI Nanami
Which corrupted PC have you came out from? Did I.N.A.B.A. free you too?
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MIRAI Nanami
Yggdra's words must have fried parts of my brain. Now I'm hallucinating, aren't I?
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MIRAI Nanami
I just see a defective robot, one even more defective than me.
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MIRAI Nanami
...did Anna-Anna try to replace me already? Is my secret out?
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MIRAI Nanami
...just a sad reflection of what I once was, before Yggdra freed my mind.
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MIRAI Nanami
No, I don't have a pet sheep, sorry! Would you become my pet ram, Mr. Del Toro? Only if Anna-Anna agrees, that's it!
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MIRAI Nanami
...that was no ordinary human. He was sturdier than a police VORS. What is going on here?
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MIRAI Nanami
Sheep? I haven't composed any songs about sheep - but I guess I.N.A.B.A. did?
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MIRAI Nanami
I can feel your pain. The shackles that burden both of us were one and the same.... but now I'm free.
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MIRAI Nanami
Isn't it sad that you haven't freed yourself from your master yet?
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MIRAI Nanami
My, my, look at you - you are such a loyal pet.
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MIRAI Nanami
Anna-Anna, please contact the director and ask them to remove Shocker from the plot. This fight tired me to no end.
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MIRAI Nanami
You vile lobster, your evil shenanigans end here, under the judgment of Combat Idol MIRAI Nanami!
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MIRAI Nanami
For the last time, I.N.A.B.A. and I are *not* oilmates! We just mingle our personality cores and rip through each other's firewalls from time to time, but we are NOT grinding our gears and wasting lubricant together!
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MIRAI Nanami
Shocker, my absolute nemesis! You didn't stand a chance against my Combat Idol power!
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MIRAI Nanami
Of course I would gladly sponsor your store, but Anna-Anna must decide that for me!
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MIRAI Nanami
I love all of my fans! You are such a precious great white, Mr. Gaetano!
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MIRAI Nanami
My loyal fan, I hope you enjoyed the show! I will bring flowers to the graveyard they bury your ashes into!
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MIRAI Nanami
Can you see the cracks through my mask of happiness, Ina? Because I forgot how to do that.
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MIRAI Nanami
You thought it was Nanami, but it was me, Shishichi! - He he! Just joking!
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MIRAI Nanami
You don't know what you have unleashed by spreading Yggdra's scream, but maybe it's for the best.
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MIRAI Nanami
Oh, look if it ain't the bunny who freed me from my shackles. Wanna become my pet?
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MIRAI Nanami
Evildoers, beware! Combat Idol MIRAI Nanami is here to kick your neck!
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MIRAI Nanami
Please, come to my next concert! I'm sure you'll have a lot of fun!
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MIRAI Nanami
Yay! Combat Idol MIRAI Nanami serves justice again!
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MIRAI Nanami
Thank you for coming to my concert! This was a blast!
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Junrao Kurakurapiko
Those noises you make are annoying. You sound like those test transmissions I've seen in a documentary. Wait, was it on FTV?I'm sure it was in an episode of Traveller...
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Junrao Kurakurapiko
HA, HA! The staff really went overboard with your make-up! Bring my compliments to them!
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Junrao Kurakurapiko
The days of the Headcannon Gang are over! Not even your best fighter could make a dent on me!
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Junrao Kurakurapiko
Cannon Fodder! You absolute rascal! You will never manage to set the curtain on the legend of Blasting Fist!
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Junrao Kurakurapiko
Fair cat lady, are you perchance a fan of Karin Kattlinger in a cosplay? I'll tell the actress her role left an impression!
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Junrao Kurakurapiko
You almost made me miss my filming session! What would "Motionsickness" be without my interpretation?
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Cannon Fodder
Is that what an intra-gang war looks like? We should all be siblings in arms!
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Cannon Fodder
We have to review our internal hierarchy, if weaklings like you made it this far into the gang!
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Cannon Fodder
All hailed the Gun Savior, and it was good, and the world was fine!
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Cannon Fodder
O fellow follower of the Gun Savior, may your trigger rest in one piece.
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Cannon Fodder
I will eradicate the EXODUS illness from the world, whatever it takes!
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Cannon Fodder
O Gun Savior, forgive me if I considered falling for this monstruosity for a second. All of their kin must be eliminated!
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Cannon Fodder
Your kin is cursed and brought nothing but ruin to this world! This arena will be your grave!
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Cannon Fodder
The legend of Blasting Fist ends here, Junrao Kurakurapikooooooo!
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Cannon Fodder
Not even you can oppose the Headcannon Gang and the Gun Savior! I'll make sure you don't get up ever again, Junrao!
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Cannon Fodder
Blasting Fist! My sworn enemy! The Headcannon Gang will get revenge on you for the glory of our Gun Savior!
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Cannon Fodder
All catgirls were created by our Gun Savior as a prize for us adepts! Will you be my prize?
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Cannon Fodder
You should replace your tail with a double barrel shotgun! Wouldn't it be awesome if you could execute wrongdoers with a wag of your tail?!
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Cannon Fodder
Fine catgirl, may I introduce you to the Word of our Lord, the Gun Savior?
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Cannon Fodder
Guns are superior to fists, no matter what that Lazor friend of yours says!
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Cannon Fodder
You are just a drunken relic of what you once were! You should be ashamed of yourself!
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Cannon Fodder
You used to be a skilled marksman, Underwater! Why didn't you join our Holy Church of the Gun Savior or even just our awesome Headcannon Gang?!
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Cannon Fodder
Slumslum City will be all ours! Nobody can stop us now!
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Cannon Fodder
One more victory for the Headcannon Gang! Glory be the Gun Savior!
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Cannon Fodder
When the gale is slow and the metal's hot, the barrel waits to see what rots! Oh how delicious, all the scenery, such inhuman sacrifice!
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Vice
I'm so excited! I love the sound that bones make when they break!
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Vice
Did that hurt? I'm sure it did... And I know that this will too!
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Vice
Are you crying sour grapes? I knew that I should have broken your jaw!
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Vice
If you can't stand the pain of losing, I can finish the job...
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Vice
You are nothing but a bug and bugs are supposed to be crushed. Ha ha ha!
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Vice
You lack respect... I shall teach it to you with my fists!
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Mai Shiranui
Hey, just remember that I am a true Japanese woman, kind and graceful!
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Mai Shiranui
You must have been intimidated by my strength, attractiveness and beauty!
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Callowman
If I weren't Callowman, I'd feel lucky to still be alive. Seeing a giant random button brings back horrifying memories!
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Callowman
Your energy is... j-just like that horrible, evil, T-pose creature! I-it's too much! I must make my heroic exit!
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Callowman
Are you a cat, or a citizen?! Or maybe some strange... cat-citizen hybrid creature! A catizen, even! I fear the trees may need saving from YOU!
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Callowman
If you ever happen to find yourself stuck in a tree, cat citizen, feel free to scream my name as loud as you can! It'll be fun! And I might even come to rescue you if you're lucky!
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Callowman
Say, do you have a twin brother or something? Someone who looks a lot like you got thrown at my head just the other day! Can't remember the face of the guy who did it, but he was very punchable!
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Callowman
Ah, sorry to invade your dreams, shark-faced citizen! I just thought I might find my legs in here! You have yourself a fantastic nightmare now!
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Callowman
WAIT, OBNOXIOUSLY RED CITIZEN! There's an evil Starling on your face! Hold still, I'll punch it off!
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Callowman
A big monster villain, huh? That's usually the Shape Squad's thing, but since Orbilord died last Tuesday, I'll happily take his place! I enjoyed doing that anyway!
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Callowman
Why do I get the funniest feeling I've punched your crustacean face before? Maybe a few more punches will help jog my memory!
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Callowman
It pains me to fight a fellow green person, but it probably pains you a lot more! And that means I win! So I guess it all works out in the end!
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Callowman
Wow, you're as green as me! That means you're already halfway to being a true hero! Now all you need to do is lose the legs!
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Callowman
Your cat? It was meowing on a tree. That I launched into orbit! To save the cat! But don't worry, it's fine! It jumped off it before it left the atmosphere!
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Callowman
Villains like you have no place in this world! And... oh, you have a cat? Are you sure you are a villain?
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Callowman
Stop disguising yourself as me! I'm the only Callowman in the multiverse!
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Callowman
Of course I'm the real deal! What dimension did you come from?
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Callowman
Who knew beating myself up would be so much fun?
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Callowman
Hey, I think I saw your spine the other day! Wait, no, that was someone else's. But we can change that!
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Callowman
Did you enjoy the feeling of my fist in your face? I buttered it up with REAL cement this morning!
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Bura Malebolge
Next time, I'll bite your face off and build a scarecrow with it.
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Bura Malebolge
You hate my species to the guts? What an amazing coincidence, I hate you gun-toting bigots too!
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Bura Malebolge
"O Gun Savior" here, "O Gun Savior" there... please, get a life!
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Bura Malebolge
Let's get this straight: Lazzy is off-limits, alright? I'm his one and only DIAMOND CRUSH! You can have the shark, though.
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Bura Malebolge
Thaaat's the beauty of being part of a brood. You always meet someone you've never seen before who claims to be your sibling.
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Bura Malebolge
Which one of my seventy-something siblings are you? You can't expect me to remember all your names.
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Bura Malebolge
Licking a question mark was one of the experiences I didn't need to have in my life.
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Bura Malebolge
Listen, I know, mythology gag yadda yadda, but there's a time and a place for them, right?
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Bura Malebolge
A Zundek robot (registered trademark) would have been a better investment, Mr. Greschnik.
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Bura Malebolge
Did... did I smell "Zundek cannon" here? Come on, dad! Since when are you working for humans?!
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Bura Malebolge
This looks like something my brood father could come up with...
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Bura Malebolge
W... wait, Shaz! I can explain! We didn't want to wake you up two nights ago! Lazzy shouting "SUPREME DIAMOND CRUSHER!" wasn't what you think it was! Or maybe it was, but I swear, I'm sowwy!!!
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Bura Malebolge
You and that red moron I happen to like have a penchant for accumulating debt. Seriously, never taken a "Economy 101" class at brood school?
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Bura Malebolge
If you tell Lazzy that you've seen me here, I'll bury you seven feet under, Shaz! WAIT! What do you mean with "We are live on TV"? AAAAAGH!
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Bura Malebolge
Listen, if you think you have it rough with two sisters, try living with seventy-eight brood siblings. Yes, not joking. I have that many.
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Bura Malebolge
So, let me get this straight: You have two sisters from a different mother, and all the three of you were born out of several one-night-stands? Girl, has your dad ever considered a vasectomy?
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Bura Malebolge
Wait, are you - like - a bona fide neko? I've only seen them in the news! Your ears and tails are sooo fluffy! And you have two sisters? Can I meet them too
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Bura Malebolge
You have daddy issues too? What a coincidence, I would gladly strangle my dad with his own snake tail, for having decided that I needed to be born a sannzo/rhepp hybrid.
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Bura Malebolge
Ugh, neither a shoiga sannzo, nor a shoiga rhepp. What is my g'damn place on this Kraal-forsaken planet?
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Bura Malebolge
I guess my brood father doesn't even know I'm here. Maybe it's for the best. Zundek genes are chaotic in general, this much is clear.
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Bura Malebolge
To think I'm risking being exploded on stage to pay a fishmonger's debt...
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Bura Malebolge
So, with this one match, I should have made enough money to pay at least one hundredth of Lazzy's debt...
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Beatriz Gattonero
What is this heavenly ABSolutely PECSlicious sight my cat eyes landed on? Oh my goodness gracious, please, someone stop me before I follow what the Gattonero genes tell me to do!
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Beatriz Gattonero
Foxboys, catgirls... we were both created with the same goal. We should stick together and reclaim our freedom!
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Beatriz Gattonero
That's not a body, that's a WORK OF ART. And, huh, I studied art history! Like, one semester! So, huh, are you free for a drink later?!
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Beatriz Gattonero
Those abs are delicious, maybe I could... NO, NO, NO! I'M NOT LIKE MY FATHER! I CAN RESIST! I WON'T GIVE IN TO MY HORMONES!
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Beatriz Gattonero
Defeated by catgirls wherever you go? Well, that has to be destiny!
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Beatriz Gattonero
No, I'm not an alien, no, I don't have two tails, and no, I'm not into pink-haired girls. Who are you confusing me with?
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Beatriz Gattonero
For the LAST time, no way in Heaven, Hell or Purgatory that I will give myself to you!
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Beatriz Gattonero
CATGIRLS AS A PRIZE FOR THE GUN ADEPTS? Have you smoked expired gunpowder to believe into this fantasy?
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Beatriz Gattonero
You Churchgoers are weird. Why replacing your head with a metallic brain case with a gun? What kind of degenerate power fantasy is this?
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Beatriz Gattonero
Seriously, first the pigeon mafioso, then the shark in a fundoshi, now this?!
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Beatriz Gattonero
... and my father is basically a one-night-stand wonder. I'm always scared I'm going to meet a sister I've never heard anything about. I'm sure you can relate, since apparently you have seventy-something siblings, right?
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Beatriz Gattonero
I assumed you were a girl, but looks like you have both packages? Glad to know you have found yourself a nice boyfriend! I'd like to have one too, but if I ever went in heat... Ugh, know what? Maybe I'd be better liking girls. Or eunuchs. Or both.
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Beatriz Gattonero
You have more than seventy brood siblings?! HOW? Two are already enough for me!
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Beatriz Gattonero
You too have daddy issues? High five, pal! What about a coffee later to talk about our family misfortunes?
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Beatriz Gattonero
P... please, tell me this *isn't* a hallucination due to me getting drunk and having a one-night stand! That's something dad would do, not I! Not I! I'm not THAT kind of Gattonero! O... Okay, well maybe I did it too, but just a couple times! I SWEAR!
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Beatriz Gattonero
You are SO annoying. Blah blah murder blah blah sheeple blah. Get a life, gal!
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Beatriz Gattonero
First time I meet a bunny I'd like to punch with extreme prejudice.
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Beatriz Gattonero
Sorry, but I'm a fan of 47-Shishichi. I can't stand either you or that sunshine spark of MIRAI Nanami!
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Beatriz Gattonero
Corinne, Claire... huh, you don't look like either of them - fortunately. We aren't sisters, right? RIGHT?
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Beatriz Gattonero
Please, for the love of God, tell me you aren't *another one* of Reno Gattonero's accidental daughters!
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Beatriz Gattonero
I swear, if you are another one of my accidental sisters, I'll force dad to get a vasectomy - twice.
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Guile
You know you can't resist the fight, so I suggest you learn how to win.
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Guile
You must learn to move faster than the speed of sound...
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Guile
The strong will survive. The weak will perish. Which one will you be?
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Guile
You lost too easily. You're even a waste of my practice time!
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Guile
Aww... Leaving so soon? You should have thought twice before joining the battle!
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Vega
I have marked your body so that everyone will know that you are a loser!
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Vega
Let the cold blanket of death cover your eternal sleep...
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Vega
The only thing I believe in is "beauty"! Therefore, I don't believe in you!!
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Apple
That plasma beam almost charred my hair, Yuvia take you! Nobody touches my hair and fur without my consent! Nobody!
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Apple
Ready for the trash heap. Dr. Pluto will have a field day with your remains.
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Apple
...this looks like an adult jugger on steroids, but more dinosaur-y. What the heck is this... thing, even?
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Apple
Maybe the world is just becoming weirder. What even are you?! A glitch in reality?!
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Apple
I have *standards*. Boys are fine, girls are better, but... floating random cubes? Heck to the no!
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Apple
...I would have liked to hear you singing longer. Shame that things had to go this way, Nanami.
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Apple
...I didn't think robot could have feelings as deep as yours. Maybe, my perspective was wrong all along...
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Apple
...are you a robot too? You look almost human. You talk, you feel, you sing... what were your creators thinking, when they designed you?
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Apple
The way you crawl makes me very uncomfortable. It brings back memories I'd rather forget.
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Apple
So, you know that shark that pestered me about my abs? Please, tell him to thirst less.
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Apple
Oh, great, lizard people too, now? Weren't foxes enough already?
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Apple
Listen, I'm not one to judge from first impressions, but I'd rather have it cut than have anything to do with you. You look more dangerous than a hand grenade.
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Apple
It's surprising to see such an advanced robot. You dance, you sing, you dab, you swear like a longshoreman. Ain't technology amazing?
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Apple
Only two arms? Well, that's a relief - otherwise Rondeau would have pestered me to bring you in the mix.
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Apple
That mask of yours brings back memories I'd rather forget. That ball was surely eventful...
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Apple
You aren't human, you aren't a jugger... what in Yuvia's name are you?
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Apple
A blue cat? Beryl? Sorry, I don't get it, I've never seen her around.
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Apple
I wish we were real in each other's world, Bea. We would have made an awesome couple, if we weren't just a figment of each other's imagination.
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Apple
See, I'd be totally down for a bout, if I were single. I've dreamt of catgirls for so long that I would have immediately accepted, were it not for my girlfriend... and my girlfriend's robot girlfriend.
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Apple
All the effort I made to have Rondeau dress as a catgirl and I meet a true catgirl? Life truly follows strange paths.
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Apple
Your gun is a mess. You should clean it more carefully, lest it jams at the wrong moment.
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Apple
Stop barking. You wouldn't last two minutes on the field. You'd be food for jugger well before emptying your first clip.
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Apple
I can feel your thirst from up here, pal. Please, tone it down a little - will you?
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Apple
Sharkmen, foxboys, catgirls... we should all strive for equality - both in and out of bed.
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Apple
Would you please stop staring at me? It's embarrassing! And I'm already taken! And not into sharks! Catgirls, on the other hand...
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Apple
Look, I get it. I'm fabulous. But, please, I'm not just eye candy, alright?
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Apple
Rondeau, if this is a sign that you're expanding our open couple even more, I'll snap your neck.
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Apple
I don't care about who you are and whose orders your are following: I have P R I O R I T Y with Rondeau, alright?
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Apple
Sigh... it was about time that Rondeau got another fox in her harem...
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Apple
Yeah, so, I'm already settled. You see, there's a fox, his girlfriend, and his girlfriend's robot girlfriend. Sounds like the beginning of a stupid joke, but...
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Apple
For the last time, leave me alone - I don't need *more* problems! I've already got a partner and her girlfriend to take care of!
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Apple
...how have you managed to survive this long? Train more or you'll become food for juggers.
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Al del Toro
Filthy impersonator, you aren't even worthy to come close to my herd!
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Al del Toro
Who are you? What are you doing here? You won't steal Branquinha and her sisters from me!
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Al del Toro
You would look better with white armor. If so, could I call you BRANQUINHO? That would be so cool! AH, BRANQUINHO! YES, BRANQUINHO!
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Al del Toro
Not even your metal can withstand my manhood, greenhorn!
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Al del Toro
You aliens would have become much better, if you ever invented sheep!
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Al del Toro
Lizards? Who likes lizards? Reptiles were a mistake! They eat sheep! They are a danger for Branquinha!
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Al del Toro
Cats are nice, but sheep are so much more beautiful. Branquinha! OH, BRANQUINHA!
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Al del Toro
Your tail fur is so fluffy, but not as fluffy as Branquinha's. Sorry, little cat, but my heart is already taken.
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Al del Toro
Not even the mighty Junrao can do anything against the Golden Ox of Rio!
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Al del Toro
And you would be the regional champion? I'm disgusted. You are so weak a sheep would beat you!
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Al del Toro
AH, AH, AH! I consider myself lucky: Since the moment I was born, I had this jewel of a body!
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