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Dr. Doom
Listen! No pathetic "selfies." There are official Latverian portraits you can respectfully adore from afar.
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Dr. Doom
It's easy to tell that you are a pretender. Doom would never kneel.
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Dr. Doom
You know I think of you as a queen... but Doom is absolute and rules over all.
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Dr. Doom
Spider-Man, you are nothing more than a clown... Doom's court needs no jesters.
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Dr. Doom
To peasants, a genius. To Doom? You are nothing but a halfwitted fool.
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Dr. Doom
You are a symbol of democracy... and now we see that democracy is weak.
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Dr. Doom
You need not say it, I see it in your eyes. You know it to be true: Doom is your lord.
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Jack-O Valentine
Ignorance leaves you thirsty. Blind acceptance is foolish. All-knowing is barren. Human desire seems quite irrational.
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Jack-O Valentine
Trajectory simulations are really tough. In your case, you need to know launch angles and behavior when it collides with surfaces... Quite the billiards nerd. Oh, I meant that as a compliment.
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Jack-O Valentine
Our research has gone as far as to accelerate the finitude of the Hayflick limit... Wait, "our"... and who are you supposed to be again?
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Jack-O Valentine
Finally... relatively formal fashion. The modern vests or mufflers are a little too trendy for my tastes.
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Jack-O Valentine
The ability to not overthink things is actually quite astonishing with respect to math. For example, 1 + 1 isn't necessarily 2 when applying the non-linear mathematical model. You might be able to do this in your head. However, not thinking at all is... a little different. Back to training for you.
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Jack-O Valentine
I hate to say this, but what's inside of you... There's no world that places higher value on expressing it through words or emotions. I think what you want to change is not the world... But yourself.
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Jack-O Valentine
Looks like you've finally gained a psyche. Valentines are like my children... no, sisters, I suppose. We must get along nicely.
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Jack-O Valentine
Science may help you find the "correct" answer, but that won't get you any closer to the better answer. Now... why can't we all get along?
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Jack-O Valentine
The person who just solved the truths of the universe, and the person who just say a flower bloom in their garden. Who do you think is happier? There's no answer. But I can tell you this: The person who begins calculating risks is neither. You keep looking down like that, all your happiness will run away.
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Jack-O Valentine
That's rather tomboyish and unlady-like. Swinging around an anchor endlessly. Is that supposed to be trendy in this era?
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Jack-O Valentine
Your very own dictionary? I respect your pursuit for knowledge, but may I recommend learning when to actually apply these vocabulary in conversation... and when to stay quiet? Let's start with being quiet.
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Jack-O Valentine
I suppose you meet the "three conditions." In a different world, perhaps, you would be feasting on fine cuisine then hop into your open-top supercar with a glamorous woman to go hunting in the countryside and then... What, a king!? What don't you have!?
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Jack-O Valentine
Often times people would refer to a high rate of resemblance as "being the same," but I thought that was simply a result of the margin between humans and their language. The source of emotion... Yet here you are advocating where there's a will, there's a way. Perhaps I haven't given human strength the credit it deserves.
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Jack-O Valentine
They say gamblers are good at perceiving things from a statistical point of view, but it's better to be prepared for all sorts of scenarios and cases across many more levels of varying depths. After all, what truly matters in everything ultimately lies in your adaptability to the changes around you.
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Jack-O Valentine
This might sound rather a posteriori, but you don't stand a chance against me. My theoretical specs easily exceed that of any human being.
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Jack-O Valentine
You are linked to the planet itself... it would be in my best interest to eliminate you here, but... No matter how I represent your danger as a number, I need to approach human life with more delicacy... right?
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Jack-O Valentine
Even with technology to travel to the ends of the galaxy, your species will never truly understand all the mysteries that lay at the bottom of the sea. Did you know that? The scale of a mystery isn't proportional to its difficulty. But watching you, it reminds me of the potential of the human race.
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Jack-O Valentine
I was cultured from Aria's core-dump, which makes my recall ratio higher than yours. This might sound odd, but I "feel" aware of your weaknesses.
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Jack-O Valentine
Gotten used to the human world yet? When it feels like there are too many things to remember, you should spend more time thinking about the logic than simply memorizing. It's much more pleasant to watch someone eloquently explain the logic behind a single event in history, than rant 100 facts.
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Jack-O Valentine
Aww, did that hurt? Should I call the wambulance for you? Huh? Really.. that's all it took? Why, I must be better than I thought!
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Jack-O Valentine
Hmm... maybe I should just WAKE you up. They say people forget over 90% of their dreams' content within 10 minutes of waking up. Maybe you'll even forget about those nasty schemes you're plotting.
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Jack-O Valentine
Doesn't it get cold wearing a kimono in the winter? I'm sure the men love getting an eyeful, but you're making it really hard for me to focus on fighting you. Try wearing bell-bottoms, like me! They're much easier to move in.
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Jack-O Valentine
People tell you not to get caught up in the past... But you're facing it head-on. Some don't even know how to appreciate the lack of pain and go soft. You're doing good. I hope you can find a way back to your own timeline!
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Jack-O Valentine
Knowledge is part of existence, but the people who disclose information are subject to change under Sorge's philosophy, right? In the end, you realize that everything is relative and trying to find a single truth is impossible. Even with your passive intuition as high as it is, there's still a limit to how well you can fight the doxa.
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Haku
I'll defeat anyone who interferes with Zabuza, no matter who it is.
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Setsuna+
This is what a piece of shit like you deserves.
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Setsuna+
Now that I've won, you have to cook me dinner~
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Basil
Aww don't worry, I'll let you drink my blood to recover :)
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Basil
Never thought I'd have to fight my mailman.
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Basil
I'm not mad, just disappointed...
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Basil
Maybe we can go fishing together sometime :)
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Ares
Hmph. Predictable.
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Ares
Eve can't stay with you two, she'll never reach her full potential.
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Ares
Learn to parry next time.
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Ares
You've gotten stronger, Mai!
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Trois
You're still useful to me. Don't die yet.
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Robin
Damn, the curse affects you too...
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Robin
That's what you get for selling me a cursed spear.
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Robin
You were holding back, right?
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Robin
Oh wow I'm finally stronger than you April!
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Robin
Woah you had me sweating!
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Robin
Uh, sorry V, I might have overdone it.
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Robin
You have a long way to go if you're going to beat me.
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Eve
Ah! So nice to see you again, Robin!
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Eve
Hey, I'm trying to help you here!
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Eve
Your vision of the future is nothing I want a part of...
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Eve
I still love you <3
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Eve
Just because you took care of me doesn't mean I'll hold back!
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Unit-00
If you chose to help me, this outcome could have been avoided.
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Unit-01
I should have never made that body for you...
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Unit-00
My calculations show that you had a 0.000001 percent chance of winning.
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Unit-00
Going back on our deal huh? Say goodbye to the reward.
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Unit-01
I will always be in your debt, I'm sorry.
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Unit-01
I made you, and I can unmake you just as easily.
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Unit-01
Stop following me around! It's not healthy!
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V
Fighting you was fun, we should do it more often ;)
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V
You still have a lot to learn Setsuna.
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V
Are you ok Robin? I thought you could've handled that.
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V
Basil...
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Rain
Omg you remind me of a character from this one anime!
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Rain
Be careful, I might just cast a spell on you <3
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Athena
Sorry! I'll go easy on you next time!
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Athena
Ugh, no one here is a challenge...
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R.E.D.
*Ominous Capitalism Noises*
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Trois
I won't kill you, this time.
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Trois
Have we met before?
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Trois
Killing me won't heal your pain.
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Goose
*Secret goose noises*
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King
You should have known that your luck was going to run out sometime!
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King
You can't play your hand after the cards have been shown!
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King
Oops, sorry about that! I guess I don't know my own strength!
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King
Your turn is over. Leave right now or I will kick you again!
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King
Tournaments are all same. They are all full of slobs like you...
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King
In this game there are no rule, no cutting corners, and no forgiveness!
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King
Your attacks were so slow that they almost put me to sleep!
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King
You say I caught you off guard? I'm tired of hearing your excuses!
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Yuri Sakazaki
It's not that I beat you, but how fast I beat you that counts!
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Yuri Sakazaki
I am the grand master of Kyokugen style. You didn't stand a chance against me!
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Yuri Sakazaki
I'm afraid of my own incredible strength! You should be too!!
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Yuri Sakazaki
Today, Kyokugen style has evolved into the Millennium Kyokugen style!
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Yuri Sakazaki
I'm not a punk! I am a cute and sweet princess, who can kick your butt!
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M. Bison
Geese Howard...? I have heard of you... Hmm you're a boss monkey in South Town? How fortunate for you that I am feeling generous... Are you ready? Only one of us will leave here as the true boss...
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M. Bison
This is not a fight to decide a winner and loser, but to decide life and death!
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M. Bison
Do you want to come work for me? You will have to do better than that!
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M. Bison
Huh, how did you think mere human like yourself could beat me!?
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E. Honda
Your weak style of fighting is no match for Sumo! Why don't you switch?
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E. Honda
I have never had my Mage disheveled in a fight before... Good job!
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E. Honda
You haven't seen everything yet! Actually I have seventy finishing moves!
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E. Honda
It was too easy a victory! You should practice hard and then try again!
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E. Honda
Sumo is the greatest sport in the entire world! You will respect it!
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E. Honda
Ha ha ha! That was a dramatic finish, wasn't it?
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E. Honda
A victory mark for me! The power of Sumo shines once again!!
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Kim Kaphwan
Training is the best exercise for a perfect body and mind.
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Kim Kaphwan
You've got guts to be a fighter! But do you have the means?
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Raiden
I am Raiden! I'm the true champion of the professional wrestling world!
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Raiden
Didn't you know that wrestling is the most fantastic sport in the world?!
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Raiden
Can you hear the billions... and billions of Raiden fans out there?!
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Raiden
My body is as solid as Ayres Rock!
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Raiden
What's the matter wimp?! Don't you like it when I crush your bones?! Ha! Ha! Ha!
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Ryo Sakazaki
I can deal with any opponents with my Kyokugen style!
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Chun-Li
I know it's just a simulation, but it's nerve-wracking all the same.
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Chun-Li
Your kicks are fantastic. You have amazing flexibility too, like a tree!
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Chun-Li
You'd think people would realize you're a spy just by looking at how scary your eyes are.
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Chun-Li
My experiences have made me who I am. I will never stop moving forward.
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Chun-Li
This crazy amount of Psycho Power... How... how did you come back!?
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Chun-Li
Just as fearsome as ever. No matter how much kiko I mold, it's always barely enough.
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Chun-Li
If you want Shadaloo out of your life, then I'll help. You can trust me.
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Chun-Li
A poison user? I see, so you're related to him.
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Chun-Li
You fought hard when we took down Shadaloo. But you've neglected your training.
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Chun-Li
Facing you is less like training and more like meditation.
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Chun-Li
Phew. It's precisely because you're not all brawn that I can never be too careful.
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Chun-Li
You were framed for what happened in Nayshall, but... I know you want to set things straight.
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Chun-Li
It feels like my techniques are a bit sharper than yours. Perhaps it's just one of those days?
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Chun-Li
Sorry for laughing, I know you take your duties as protector very seriously... Heh heh.
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Chun-Li
A sumo restaurant? You come up with such entertaining endeavors.
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Chun-Li
The more I think about it, the more I feel like it was you who brought out my true strength.
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Chun-Li
Bison's gone, yet your mission continues. That dedication comes through in the way you fight.
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Chun-Li
I think your music may be a little too energetic for my liking.
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Chun-Li
Didn't you exact your revenge? You can't let it consume you forever.
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Chun-Li
Psycho Power is abhorrent. You cannot be allowed to use it for your own ends!
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Chun-Li
You remind me of a warrior I once new. Perhaps you're related?
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Chun-Li
China's martial arts are every bit as ancient as yours, I'll have you know.
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Chun-Li
It makes me feel old to say this, but... your youth is downright blinding.
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Chun-Li
You've got incredible potential. Work tirelessly, and you'll go far.
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Chun-Li
Fancy yourself a peacekeeper, do you? That's fine and all, but do mind your manners.
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Chun-Li
You may possess raw power, but you lack refinement. You've still got a long way to go.
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Chun-Li
I win this time, kunoichi. And I'll be taking those dangerous implements of yours while I'm at it.
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Hinako Shijo
Y-Your outfit is making me feel a little... flustered...
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Hinako Shijo
Too much sleep does terrible things to your body. Let's try some sumo steps together!
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Haohmaru
With evil slain, I've done all I came to do.
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Sylvie Paula Paula
*beep boop* Hardware malfunction detected! Contact an engineer immediately!
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Hinako Shijo
Remember: if your hands touch the ground in sumo, you lose!
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Sylvie Paula Paula
Ew, my outfit's all muddy! It takes me forever to clean this, you know!
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Sakura Kasugano
What will happen if my school finds out that I entered into this tournament?
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Sakura Kasugano
...huh, you were strong as I expected. So how did I manage to win?
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Dhalsim
Popular opinion can change in an instant. Always stay true to yourself...
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Dhalsim
A man must be strong in the mind and limber in the body to succeed.
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Dhalsim
There are only two ways to master Yoga, the long way, and the longer way...
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Dhalsim
My mission is to spread the power of Yoga throughout the world.
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Dhalsim
Mercy is the power to forgive. Kindness is the power to forget.
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Dhalsim
Let the power of Yoga heal and release you from your fear.
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Yume-Yume
Lovely! How cute! Lovely! How cute! Lovely! How cute!
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Yume-Yume
Cat! Cat! Cat! Cat! You're a cat! Cat! Cat! Cat!
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Yume-Yume
All hope is lost!
All hope is lost!
All hope is lo-lo-lost!
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Yume-Yume
Minimum wage!
Minimum wage!
Minimum wa-wa-wage!
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Yume-Yume
Lost in space!
Lost in space!
Lo-lo-lost in space!
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Yume-Yume
Poor lost dumb shark!
Poor lost dumb shark!
Poor lost dumb shark!
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Yume-Yume
See you outside of your dream!
See you outside of your dream!
See you outside of your dream!
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Yume-Yume
Your world isn't real!
Your world isn't real!
Your world! Your world! Your world isn't real!
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Yume-Yume
Nanami is better!
Nanami is better!
Nanami! Nanami! Nanami is better!
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Yume-Yume
Happy killer robot bunny!
Happy killer robot bunny!
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Yume-Yume
Teach me how to sing!
Teach me how to sing!
Teach me how to sing!
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Yume-Yume
The concept!
The concept!
The concept of lo-lo-love!
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Yume-Yume
Hello! Hi! Hello! Hi! Hello! Hi! Hello!
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Yume-Yume
Happy thoughts!
Happy thoughts!
Happy tho-tho-thoughts!
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Shocker the Electric Lobster
After I'm done with you, your oilmate I.N.A.B.A. will be next! Did you really think singing idol lesbian robots were enough to stop SHOCKER?!
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Shocker the Electric Lobster
You fish out of water! Didn't a train get rid of your parents? And of that horny gremlin friend of yours? Trains are the best friend of SHOCKER THE ELECTRIC LOBSTER!
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Shocker the Electric Lobster
After I'm done with you, your oilmate Nanami will be next! Did you really think singing idol lesbian robots were enough to stop SHOCKER?!
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Shocker the Electric Lobster
You! The despicable oilmate of my nemesis! Even if you grind your gears with Nanami's, you will never be as powerful as me!
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Shocker the Electric Lobster
Your story ends here, in SCHWARZERBLITZ II: FLASHBACK! Now in all theaters! Or, huh, no, right - direct to video! Yes! Don't miss it!
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Shaz Aliart
Foxboys! They're producing foxboys now! Why didn't they do this before? Why have I never met one?! Why are you so hooooooot?!
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Shaz Aliart
Todd! Forgive me! I had impure thoughts looking at this fox! You would have had them too! But I will never ever cheat on you! You're my only life partner!
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Shaz Aliart
You guys should think more about the design of those headpieces. They ain't lookin' good for yer brain!
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Shaz Aliart
BLOODY MOONFISH, you had your head surgically replaced with a FRIGGIN' GUN?! Are you insane?!
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Shaz Aliart
YES! The fist is mightier than the gun (or, at least, this is what Lazor says)!
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Shaz Aliart
Sit back, lizard! Winning prize money is something an apex predator should do!
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Shaz Aliart
ura, Bura... Ain't you that pal that's rockin' Lazor's willy lately? Never expected that overgrown idiot piranha to have a thing for lizards!
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Shaz Aliart
Bloody moonfish, Bura! What in Davy's name are you doing here? Paying debts is MY business!
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