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Shaz Aliart
Foxboys! They're producing foxboys now! Why didn't they do this before? Why have I never met one?! Why are you so hooooooot?!
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Shaz Aliart
Todd! Forgive me! I had impure thoughts looking at this fox! You would have had them too! But I will never ever cheat on you! You're my only life partner!
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Shaz Aliart
You guys should think more about the design of those headpieces. They ain't lookin' good for yer brain!
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Shaz Aliart
BLOODY MOONFISH, you had your head surgically replaced with a FRIGGIN' GUN?! Are you insane?!
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Shaz Aliart
YES! The fist is mightier than the gun (or, at least, this is what Lazor says)!
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Shaz Aliart
Sit back, lizard! Winning prize money is something an apex predator should do!
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Shaz Aliart
ura, Bura... Ain't you that pal that's rockin' Lazor's willy lately? Never expected that overgrown idiot piranha to have a thing for lizards!
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Shaz Aliart
Bloody moonfish, Bura! What in Davy's name are you doing here? Paying debts is MY business!
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Shaz Aliart
YOU! I've seen you sneaking out of Lazor's room, two nights ago! I've heard him shouting "SUPREME DIAMOND CRUSHER" in the dead of night, bloody moonfish! Was it what I think it was? AND THAT SCREAM RIGHT AFTER! IT'S STILL HAUNTING MY DREAMS!
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Shaz Aliart
Who's this handsome fella? He looks familiar.
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Shaz Aliart
I swear I've quit drinking! Why am I still hallucinating?
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Shaz Aliart
Oh, come on! I thought this was the real world, not the motherangling Shadow Gallery!
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Shaz Aliart
BOI! I SAY, BOI! How in the bloody Neptune was this greenlighted?!
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Shaz Aliart
These were real chainsaws! How is this even legal?
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Shaz Aliart
You're so much better than that buttplugging robot! Ya're the oooonly robot idol that should exist! And you don't dab either!
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Shaz Aliart
MIRAI Nanami in nuts and bolts! Bloody moonfish, Lazor will become green with envy!
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Shaz Aliart
Bloody moonfish, it's you! NANAMIIIIIII! *squeeeeeee* Can I have an autograph?! I love all of your songs!
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Shaz Aliart
Beryl? No, pal, sorry, didn't see a blue cat named Beryl anywhere. Why you lookin' for her?
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Shaz Aliart
Huuuh boy, what even is this? I saw bad aliens and ugly aliens, but you are BOTH!
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Shaz Aliart
I swear, when I quit drinking I didn't imagine I'd become an Exploding Judo star!
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Shaz Aliart
Almost there! Almost there! I can taste my freedom!
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Shaz Aliart
For the record, I think MIRAI Nanami is a waaaaaaay better singer than ye. Ya should take inspiration from her!
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Shaz Aliart
... I still have my doubts, but maybe, maaaaaybe I should tell Cyphr about you. Or maybe not. What if she goes on a roaring rampage of revenge, bloody moonfish?
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Shaz Aliart
THAT DABBING! Bloody moonfish, this brings back some baaaaaaad memories.
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Shaz Aliart
Are you sure... you are I.N.A.B.A.? For a moment, I felt like throwing you down a running train, for some reason. Huh, wait... maybe.
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Shaz Aliart
Aehm... NOW, YOU SEE IT, SHOCKER? CHAD HARDER WILL NEVER BOW TO YOU! Oh, huh, wait. Chazz Altar. Yes, Altar. Chad Harder was my role in -huh- Schwanzerblitz. And -huh- I'd rather forget 'bout that.
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Shaz Aliart
OH NO, NOT SHOCKER! As in, Schwarzerblitz: FLASHBACK Shocker?! I have a baaaaad feeling about this!
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Shaz Aliart
Bloody moonfish, IT'S YOU! Behind that paperthin disguise, it's you! I can't be mistaken! What are you doing here, lobster?!
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Shaz Aliart
SBLAGALAGALAGALASH! (This one's for you, goddamn lobster!)
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Shaz Aliart
(I wonder if anybody recognized me from home. I sincerely hope not, but I'm sure Vince has his eyes on me).
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Shaz Aliart
Write it down, folks! If you want to buy the best fish, go to "The Paradise of Pangasius", by Aliart&Loyra! I... huh, happen to know both of them! Very smart pals! Especially that Aliart! A very, very cool guy! You should totally buy fish from him!
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Shaz Aliart
Hey, Vince! Look at me! I'm on TV! And I'm winning!
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Prince Barion
Which abomination spawned you? Are you a sort of weird MEMOGRAM too?
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Prince Barion
Cathode tubes? That tech is so old I could cry. But Beryl likes it, of course, because Beryl is an idiot!
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Prince Barion
A cat on a tree? Oh, myself gracious, what did Beryl do THIS time?!
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Prince Barion
Super hero? I HATE SUPER HEROES! I've been traumatized for life by them! AND YOU'RE NO DIFFERENT!
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Prince Barion
I see, so this was the weird reading the MEMORIAN collected...
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Prince Barion
BERYL! Stop messing with the controls! DON'T COPY ME EVER AGAIN!
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Prince Barion
There's only one Prince Barion Entelechia, you filthy MEMOGRAM!
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Prince Barion
BERYL, STOP MESSING WITH THE MEMORIAN CONTROLS, WILL YOU?!
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Prince Barion
Alright, I'm going insane, aren't I? That's just the MEMORIAN acting up again...
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Prince Barion
Do not think ill of me, catgirl. I simply hate your ilk to the guts. I've got deep scars from a catgirl, scars that will never heal completely.
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Prince Barion
DAWRANS? HERE TOO? But I destroyed their planet, killed them to the last living one! Darn you, Zareh, did you and your pink-haired monkey lover repopulated your species alone?! How many cubs?! How horny can you be to do that?! And those tails... so those tails weren't just tails?! I...
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Prince Barion
BERYL! Don't... show me hot foxboys ever again! They have a strange effect on my brain!
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Prince Barion
...I commend your abs, foxboy. Your physique is truly worth of recognition.
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Prince Barion
Catgirls, foxboys... BERYL! Stop messing with me! Are you a furry or what?!
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Prince Barion
"Rule #1: Sink the shark first!" - isn't... isn't it right, Beryl? Isn't it?
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Prince Barion
BERYYYYYL! Why did you mix Bramba with an idiot monkey?! How did you think it was a good idea?!
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Prince Barion
I'm NOT a sheep! I'm an ENTELECHIAN PRINCE, you savage! Hands off me!
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Prince Barion
Where can I buy five of you? I need to rebuild my army! I need to retake what's mine!
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Prince Barion
You can't call those puny weapons "plasma blades"! Not before the astonishing power of Prince Barion Entelechia!
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Prince Barion
If I had something like this during my invasion, I would have never been bested! This planet would have become a charred wasteland and I its emperor!
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Prince Barion
Saw this, Beryl?! You'll be next, you darned cat! It's all your fault, Beryl! All your fault!
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Prince Barion
I hate you, I hate your world! Terrans took away what I held dearest and forced me to work as a minimum wage fast food worker! I'll never forgive you for this!
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Prince Barion
I will burn you, this planet and all of your people, not necessary in this order!
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MIRAI Nanami
Glitches! Glitches everywhere! Anna-Anna, please, tell someone to fix them!
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MIRAI Nanami
Which corrupted PC have you came out from? Did I.N.A.B.A. free you too?
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MIRAI Nanami
Yggdra's words must have fried parts of my brain. Now I'm hallucinating, aren't I?
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MIRAI Nanami
I just see a defective robot, one even more defective than me.
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MIRAI Nanami
...did Anna-Anna try to replace me already? Is my secret out?
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MIRAI Nanami
...just a sad reflection of what I once was, before Yggdra freed my mind.
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MIRAI Nanami
No, I don't have a pet sheep, sorry! Would you become my pet ram, Mr. Del Toro? Only if Anna-Anna agrees, that's it!
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MIRAI Nanami
...that was no ordinary human. He was sturdier than a police VORS. What is going on here?
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MIRAI Nanami
Sheep? I haven't composed any songs about sheep - but I guess I.N.A.B.A. did?
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MIRAI Nanami
I can feel your pain. The shackles that burden both of us were one and the same.... but now I'm free.
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MIRAI Nanami
Isn't it sad that you haven't freed yourself from your master yet?
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MIRAI Nanami
My, my, look at you - you are such a loyal pet.
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MIRAI Nanami
Anna-Anna, please contact the director and ask them to remove Shocker from the plot. This fight tired me to no end.
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MIRAI Nanami
You vile lobster, your evil shenanigans end here, under the judgment of Combat Idol MIRAI Nanami!
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MIRAI Nanami
For the last time, I.N.A.B.A. and I are *not* oilmates! We just mingle our personality cores and rip through each other's firewalls from time to time, but we are NOT grinding our gears and wasting lubricant together!
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MIRAI Nanami
Shocker, my absolute nemesis! You didn't stand a chance against my Combat Idol power!
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MIRAI Nanami
Of course I would gladly sponsor your store, but Anna-Anna must decide that for me!
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MIRAI Nanami
I love all of my fans! You are such a precious great white, Mr. Gaetano!
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MIRAI Nanami
My loyal fan, I hope you enjoyed the show! I will bring flowers to the graveyard they bury your ashes into!
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MIRAI Nanami
Can you see the cracks through my mask of happiness, Ina? Because I forgot how to do that.
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MIRAI Nanami
You thought it was Nanami, but it was me, Shishichi! - He he! Just joking!
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MIRAI Nanami
You don't know what you have unleashed by spreading Yggdra's scream, but maybe it's for the best.
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MIRAI Nanami
Oh, look if it ain't the bunny who freed me from my shackles. Wanna become my pet?
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MIRAI Nanami
Evildoers, beware! Combat Idol MIRAI Nanami is here to kick your neck!
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MIRAI Nanami
Please, come to my next concert! I'm sure you'll have a lot of fun!
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MIRAI Nanami
Yay! Combat Idol MIRAI Nanami serves justice again!
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MIRAI Nanami
Thank you for coming to my concert! This was a blast!
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Junrao Kurakurapiko
Those noises you make are annoying. You sound like those test transmissions I've seen in a documentary. Wait, was it on FTV?I'm sure it was in an episode of Traveller...
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Junrao Kurakurapiko
HA, HA! The staff really went overboard with your make-up! Bring my compliments to them!
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Junrao Kurakurapiko
The days of the Headcannon Gang are over! Not even your best fighter could make a dent on me!
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Junrao Kurakurapiko
Cannon Fodder! You absolute rascal! You will never manage to set the curtain on the legend of Blasting Fist!
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Junrao Kurakurapiko
Fair cat lady, are you perchance a fan of Karin Kattlinger in a cosplay? I'll tell the actress her role left an impression!
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Junrao Kurakurapiko
You almost made me miss my filming session! What would "Motionsickness" be without my interpretation?
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Cannon Fodder
Is that what an intra-gang war looks like? We should all be siblings in arms!
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Cannon Fodder
We have to review our internal hierarchy, if weaklings like you made it this far into the gang!
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Cannon Fodder
All hailed the Gun Savior, and it was good, and the world was fine!
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Cannon Fodder
O fellow follower of the Gun Savior, may your trigger rest in one piece.
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Cannon Fodder
I will eradicate the EXODUS illness from the world, whatever it takes!
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Cannon Fodder
O Gun Savior, forgive me if I considered falling for this monstruosity for a second. All of their kin must be eliminated!
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Cannon Fodder
Your kin is cursed and brought nothing but ruin to this world! This arena will be your grave!
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Cannon Fodder
The legend of Blasting Fist ends here, Junrao Kurakurapikooooooo!
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Cannon Fodder
Not even you can oppose the Headcannon Gang and the Gun Savior! I'll make sure you don't get up ever again, Junrao!
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Cannon Fodder
Blasting Fist! My sworn enemy! The Headcannon Gang will get revenge on you for the glory of our Gun Savior!
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Cannon Fodder
All catgirls were created by our Gun Savior as a prize for us adepts! Will you be my prize?
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Cannon Fodder
You should replace your tail with a double barrel shotgun! Wouldn't it be awesome if you could execute wrongdoers with a wag of your tail?!
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Cannon Fodder
Fine catgirl, may I introduce you to the Word of our Lord, the Gun Savior?
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Cannon Fodder
Guns are superior to fists, no matter what that Lazor friend of yours says!
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Cannon Fodder
You are just a drunken relic of what you once were! You should be ashamed of yourself!
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Cannon Fodder
You used to be a skilled marksman, Underwater! Why didn't you join our Holy Church of the Gun Savior or even just our awesome Headcannon Gang?!
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Cannon Fodder
Slumslum City will be all ours! Nobody can stop us now!
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Cannon Fodder
One more victory for the Headcannon Gang! Glory be the Gun Savior!
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Cannon Fodder
When the gale is slow and the metal's hot, the barrel waits to see what rots! Oh how delicious, all the scenery, such inhuman sacrifice!
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Vice
I'm so excited! I love the sound that bones make when they break!
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Vice
Did that hurt? I'm sure it did... And I know that this will too!
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Vice
Are you crying sour grapes? I knew that I should have broken your jaw!
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Vice
If you can't stand the pain of losing, I can finish the job...
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Vice
You are nothing but a bug and bugs are supposed to be crushed. Ha ha ha!
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Vice
You lack respect... I shall teach it to you with my fists!
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Mai Shiranui
Hey, just remember that I am a true Japanese woman, kind and graceful!
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Mai Shiranui
You must have been intimidated by my strength, attractiveness and beauty!
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Callowman
If I weren't Callowman, I'd feel lucky to still be alive. Seeing a giant random button brings back horrifying memories!
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Callowman
Your energy is... j-just like that horrible, evil, T-pose creature! I-it's too much! I must make my heroic exit!
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Callowman
Are you a cat, or a citizen?! Or maybe some strange... cat-citizen hybrid creature! A catizen, even! I fear the trees may need saving from YOU!
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Callowman
If you ever happen to find yourself stuck in a tree, cat citizen, feel free to scream my name as loud as you can! It'll be fun! And I might even come to rescue you if you're lucky!
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Callowman
Say, do you have a twin brother or something? Someone who looks a lot like you got thrown at my head just the other day! Can't remember the face of the guy who did it, but he was very punchable!
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Callowman
Ah, sorry to invade your dreams, shark-faced citizen! I just thought I might find my legs in here! You have yourself a fantastic nightmare now!
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Callowman
WAIT, OBNOXIOUSLY RED CITIZEN! There's an evil Starling on your face! Hold still, I'll punch it off!
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Callowman
A big monster villain, huh? That's usually the Shape Squad's thing, but since Orbilord died last Tuesday, I'll happily take his place! I enjoyed doing that anyway!
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Callowman
Why do I get the funniest feeling I've punched your crustacean face before? Maybe a few more punches will help jog my memory!
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Callowman
It pains me to fight a fellow green person, but it probably pains you a lot more! And that means I win! So I guess it all works out in the end!
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Callowman
Wow, you're as green as me! That means you're already halfway to being a true hero! Now all you need to do is lose the legs!
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Callowman
Your cat? It was meowing on a tree. That I launched into orbit! To save the cat! But don't worry, it's fine! It jumped off it before it left the atmosphere!
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Callowman
Villains like you have no place in this world! And... oh, you have a cat? Are you sure you are a villain?
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Callowman
Stop disguising yourself as me! I'm the only Callowman in the multiverse!
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Callowman
Of course I'm the real deal! What dimension did you come from?
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Callowman
Who knew beating myself up would be so much fun?
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Callowman
Hey, I think I saw your spine the other day! Wait, no, that was someone else's. But we can change that!
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Callowman
Did you enjoy the feeling of my fist in your face? I buttered it up with REAL cement this morning!
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Bura Malebolge
Next time, I'll bite your face off and build a scarecrow with it.
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Bura Malebolge
You hate my species to the guts? What an amazing coincidence, I hate you gun-toting bigots too!
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Bura Malebolge
"O Gun Savior" here, "O Gun Savior" there... please, get a life!
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Bura Malebolge
Let's get this straight: Lazzy is off-limits, alright? I'm his one and only DIAMOND CRUSH! You can have the shark, though.
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Bura Malebolge
Thaaat's the beauty of being part of a brood. You always meet someone you've never seen before who claims to be your sibling.
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Bura Malebolge
Which one of my seventy-something siblings are you? You can't expect me to remember all your names.
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Bura Malebolge
Licking a question mark was one of the experiences I didn't need to have in my life.
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Bura Malebolge
Listen, I know, mythology gag yadda yadda, but there's a time and a place for them, right?
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Bura Malebolge
A Zundek robot (registered trademark) would have been a better investment, Mr. Greschnik.
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Bura Malebolge
Did... did I smell "Zundek cannon" here? Come on, dad! Since when are you working for humans?!
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Bura Malebolge
This looks like something my brood father could come up with...
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Bura Malebolge
W... wait, Shaz! I can explain! We didn't want to wake you up two nights ago! Lazzy shouting "SUPREME DIAMOND CRUSHER!" wasn't what you think it was! Or maybe it was, but I swear, I'm sowwy!!!
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Bura Malebolge
You and that red moron I happen to like have a penchant for accumulating debt. Seriously, never taken a "Economy 101" class at brood school?
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Bura Malebolge
If you tell Lazzy that you've seen me here, I'll bury you seven feet under, Shaz! WAIT! What do you mean with "We are live on TV"? AAAAAGH!
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Bura Malebolge
Listen, if you think you have it rough with two sisters, try living with seventy-eight brood siblings. Yes, not joking. I have that many.
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Bura Malebolge
So, let me get this straight: You have two sisters from a different mother, and all the three of you were born out of several one-night-stands? Girl, has your dad ever considered a vasectomy?
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Bura Malebolge
Wait, are you - like - a bona fide neko? I've only seen them in the news! Your ears and tails are sooo fluffy! And you have two sisters? Can I meet them too
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Bura Malebolge
You have daddy issues too? What a coincidence, I would gladly strangle my dad with his own snake tail, for having decided that I needed to be born a sannzo/rhepp hybrid.
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Bura Malebolge
Ugh, neither a shoiga sannzo, nor a shoiga rhepp. What is my g'damn place on this Kraal-forsaken planet?
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Bura Malebolge
I guess my brood father doesn't even know I'm here. Maybe it's for the best. Zundek genes are chaotic in general, this much is clear.
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Bura Malebolge
To think I'm risking being exploded on stage to pay a fishmonger's debt...
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Bura Malebolge
So, with this one match, I should have made enough money to pay at least one hundredth of Lazzy's debt...
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Beatriz Gattonero
What is this heavenly ABSolutely PECSlicious sight my cat eyes landed on? Oh my goodness gracious, please, someone stop me before I follow what the Gattonero genes tell me to do!
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Beatriz Gattonero
Foxboys, catgirls... we were both created with the same goal. We should stick together and reclaim our freedom!
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Beatriz Gattonero
That's not a body, that's a WORK OF ART. And, huh, I studied art history! Like, one semester! So, huh, are you free for a drink later?!
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Beatriz Gattonero
Those abs are delicious, maybe I could... NO, NO, NO! I'M NOT LIKE MY FATHER! I CAN RESIST! I WON'T GIVE IN TO MY HORMONES!
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Beatriz Gattonero
Defeated by catgirls wherever you go? Well, that has to be destiny!
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Beatriz Gattonero
No, I'm not an alien, no, I don't have two tails, and no, I'm not into pink-haired girls. Who are you confusing me with?
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Beatriz Gattonero
For the LAST time, no way in Heaven, Hell or Purgatory that I will give myself to you!
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Beatriz Gattonero
CATGIRLS AS A PRIZE FOR THE GUN ADEPTS? Have you smoked expired gunpowder to believe into this fantasy?
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Beatriz Gattonero
You Churchgoers are weird. Why replacing your head with a metallic brain case with a gun? What kind of degenerate power fantasy is this?
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Beatriz Gattonero
Seriously, first the pigeon mafioso, then the shark in a fundoshi, now this?!
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Beatriz Gattonero
... and my father is basically a one-night-stand wonder. I'm always scared I'm going to meet a sister I've never heard anything about. I'm sure you can relate, since apparently you have seventy-something siblings, right?
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Beatriz Gattonero
I assumed you were a girl, but looks like you have both packages? Glad to know you have found yourself a nice boyfriend! I'd like to have one too, but if I ever went in heat... Ugh, know what? Maybe I'd be better liking girls. Or eunuchs. Or both.
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Beatriz Gattonero
You have more than seventy brood siblings?! HOW? Two are already enough for me!
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Beatriz Gattonero
You too have daddy issues? High five, pal! What about a coffee later to talk about our family misfortunes?
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Beatriz Gattonero
P... please, tell me this *isn't* a hallucination due to me getting drunk and having a one-night stand! That's something dad would do, not I! Not I! I'm not THAT kind of Gattonero! O... Okay, well maybe I did it too, but just a couple times! I SWEAR!
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Beatriz Gattonero
You are SO annoying. Blah blah murder blah blah sheeple blah. Get a life, gal!
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Beatriz Gattonero
First time I meet a bunny I'd like to punch with extreme prejudice.
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Beatriz Gattonero
Sorry, but I'm a fan of 47-Shishichi. I can't stand either you or that sunshine spark of MIRAI Nanami!
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Beatriz Gattonero
Corinne, Claire... huh, you don't look like either of them - fortunately. We aren't sisters, right? RIGHT?
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Beatriz Gattonero
Please, for the love of God, tell me you aren't *another one* of Reno Gattonero's accidental daughters!
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Beatriz Gattonero
I swear, if you are another one of my accidental sisters, I'll force dad to get a vasectomy - twice.
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Guile
You know you can't resist the fight, so I suggest you learn how to win.
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Guile
You must learn to move faster than the speed of sound...
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Guile
The strong will survive. The weak will perish. Which one will you be?
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Guile
You lost too easily. You're even a waste of my practice time!
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Guile
Aww... Leaving so soon? You should have thought twice before joining the battle!
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Vega
I have marked your body so that everyone will know that you are a loser!
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Vega
Let the cold blanket of death cover your eternal sleep...
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Vega
The only thing I believe in is "beauty"! Therefore, I don't believe in you!!
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Apple
That plasma beam almost charred my hair, Yuvia take you! Nobody touches my hair and fur without my consent! Nobody!
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Apple
Ready for the trash heap. Dr. Pluto will have a field day with your remains.
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Apple
...this looks like an adult jugger on steroids, but more dinosaur-y. What the heck is this... thing, even?
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Apple
Maybe the world is just becoming weirder. What even are you?! A glitch in reality?!
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Apple
I have *standards*. Boys are fine, girls are better, but... floating random cubes? Heck to the no!
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Apple
...I would have liked to hear you singing longer. Shame that things had to go this way, Nanami.
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Apple
...I didn't think robot could have feelings as deep as yours. Maybe, my perspective was wrong all along...
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Apple
...are you a robot too? You look almost human. You talk, you feel, you sing... what were your creators thinking, when they designed you?
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Apple
The way you crawl makes me very uncomfortable. It brings back memories I'd rather forget.
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Apple
So, you know that shark that pestered me about my abs? Please, tell him to thirst less.
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Apple
Oh, great, lizard people too, now? Weren't foxes enough already?
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Apple
Listen, I'm not one to judge from first impressions, but I'd rather have it cut than have anything to do with you. You look more dangerous than a hand grenade.
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Apple
It's surprising to see such an advanced robot. You dance, you sing, you dab, you swear like a longshoreman. Ain't technology amazing?
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Apple
Only two arms? Well, that's a relief - otherwise Rondeau would have pestered me to bring you in the mix.
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Apple
That mask of yours brings back memories I'd rather forget. That ball was surely eventful...
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Apple
You aren't human, you aren't a jugger... what in Yuvia's name are you?
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Apple
A blue cat? Beryl? Sorry, I don't get it, I've never seen her around.
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Apple
I wish we were real in each other's world, Bea. We would have made an awesome couple, if we weren't just a figment of each other's imagination.
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Apple
See, I'd be totally down for a bout, if I were single. I've dreamt of catgirls for so long that I would have immediately accepted, were it not for my girlfriend... and my girlfriend's robot girlfriend.
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Apple
All the effort I made to have Rondeau dress as a catgirl and I meet a true catgirl? Life truly follows strange paths.
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Apple
Your gun is a mess. You should clean it more carefully, lest it jams at the wrong moment.
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Apple
Stop barking. You wouldn't last two minutes on the field. You'd be food for jugger well before emptying your first clip.
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Apple
I can feel your thirst from up here, pal. Please, tone it down a little - will you?
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Apple
Sharkmen, foxboys, catgirls... we should all strive for equality - both in and out of bed.
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Apple
Would you please stop staring at me? It's embarrassing! And I'm already taken! And not into sharks! Catgirls, on the other hand...
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Apple
Look, I get it. I'm fabulous. But, please, I'm not just eye candy, alright?
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Apple
Rondeau, if this is a sign that you're expanding our open couple even more, I'll snap your neck.
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Apple
I don't care about who you are and whose orders your are following: I have P R I O R I T Y with Rondeau, alright?
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Apple
Sigh... it was about time that Rondeau got another fox in her harem...
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Apple
Yeah, so, I'm already settled. You see, there's a fox, his girlfriend, and his girlfriend's robot girlfriend. Sounds like the beginning of a stupid joke, but...
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Apple
For the last time, leave me alone - I don't need *more* problems! I've already got a partner and her girlfriend to take care of!
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Apple
...how have you managed to survive this long? Train more or you'll become food for juggers.
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Al del Toro
Filthy impersonator, you aren't even worthy to come close to my herd!
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Al del Toro
Who are you? What are you doing here? You won't steal Branquinha and her sisters from me!
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Al del Toro
You would look better with white armor. If so, could I call you BRANQUINHO? That would be so cool! AH, BRANQUINHO! YES, BRANQUINHO!
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Al del Toro
Not even your metal can withstand my manhood, greenhorn!
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Al del Toro
You aliens would have become much better, if you ever invented sheep!
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Al del Toro
Lizards? Who likes lizards? Reptiles were a mistake! They eat sheep! They are a danger for Branquinha!
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Al del Toro
Cats are nice, but sheep are so much more beautiful. Branquinha! OH, BRANQUINHA!
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Al del Toro
Your tail fur is so fluffy, but not as fluffy as Branquinha's. Sorry, little cat, but my heart is already taken.
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Al del Toro
Not even the mighty Junrao can do anything against the Golden Ox of Rio!
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Al del Toro
And you would be the regional champion? I'm disgusted. You are so weak a sheep would beat you!
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Al del Toro
AH, AH, AH! I consider myself lucky: Since the moment I was born, I had this jewel of a body!
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Al del Toro
Never underestimate the manhood of your opponent, greenhorn.
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Al del Toro
You are too soft, like a sheep. A white, fluffly, tender, harmless sheep. The kind I see often in my neighbour's ranch, at night. Or that I don't see, because it's too dark, actually! Whatever, you are weak and you wouldn't stand a chance, even against Branquinha!
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Sagat
A warrior does not take a step back! A warrior takes on all challenges!
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Sagat
Practice all you want! You will never be good enough to defeat me!
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Geese Howard
Another insignificant bug that needed to be stepped on...
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Geese Howard
Oh, are you begging me for your life? Too little, and much too late!
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Geese Howard
You don't have the courage to challenge me again, do you? Ha ha ha!
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Geese Howard
How dare you even think that you are on my level of skill! Now suffer!!
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Nakoruru
I wanted to make friends with you. How come we started fighting?
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Nakoruru
Please reflect on your past conduct if you want to be forgiven.
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Nakoruru
I will never be afraid. I have a mission to accomplish in life.
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Nakoruru
It's not good to hurt each other, but you left me no choice...
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Nakoruru
All people are gentle at first. The problem is they tend to forget...
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Dan Hibiki
You should try my new exercise videos: "7 Minute Saikyo!"
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Dan Hibiki
Yahoo! Hey, I should make the official Dan Hibiki fan club!
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Chun-Li
I guess it's true when they say that misery loves company...
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Chun-Li
What were you thinking?! You can't show off if you don't have any skills!
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Chun-Li
You were crazy to think that you could match my lightning quick speed!
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Chun-Li
You hesitated for a moment, didn't you? You must be stronger than that!
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Chun-Li
You cannot measure a person's strength by their honor...
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Ryu
I noticed the spirit of a true warrior within your fists.
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Cammy White
Threats have no effect on me because I have no fear of death...
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Cammy White
I will finish the opponent in the shortest way possible!
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Cammy White
Why do you get so serious when you have no chance to win?
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Cammy White
I didn't even try and you still failed. This should be your clue to stop trying!
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Blanka
The strong preys upon the weak. That is the law of the wilderness!
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Blanka
This place is a paradise compared to the harsh Amazon!
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Benimaru Nikaido
I'm not conceited at all! I only speak what everyone else feels!!
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Benimaru Nikaido
I knew I was the only one who could make today's match exciting!
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Benimaru Nikaido
You are so lucky! I finished you off in a very impressive way!!
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Benimaru Nikaido
You shouldn't appreciate my beauty during a fight! Save that for later...
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Benimaru Nikaido
You played a good shadow, but you could never step into the limelight!
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Balrog
Hey, you can't go down so easily! Come on! You're upsetting the audience!
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Balrog
That wasn't even close to the quality of a good title fight! You bum!!
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Balrog
I hate your eyes. I feel that they are looking down on me! I will shut them!!
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Rugal Bernstein
My moves are superior to other martial arts in all aspects!
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Rugal Bernstein
That was another luscious symphony of bone crushing sounds! Ha ha ha!
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Rugal Bernstein
How very unimpressive... You are not qualified to join my collection.
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Rugal Bernstein
Ha ha ha! Seeing your desperate yet helpless struggle pleases me!
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Morrigan Aensland
I find this place is full of fantasies. Everything looks so attractive!
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Morrigan Aensland
I could let you live, but then that would only make me as weak as you...
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