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Taunt
Thumbs up, soldier!
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Win Quote vs. Ms. Marvel
Listen! No pathetic "selfies." There are official Latverian portraits you can respectfully adore from afar.
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Win Quote vs. Storm
You know I think of you as a queen... but Doom is absolute and rules over all.
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Win Quote
You need not say it, I see it in your eyes. You know it to be true: Doom is your lord.
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Win Quote vs. Zato-1
Ignorance leaves you thirsty. Blind acceptance is foolish. All-knowing is barren. Human desire seems quite irrational.
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Win Quote vs. Venom
Trajectory simulations are really tough. In your case, you need to know launch angles and behavior when it collides with surfaces... Quite the billiards nerd. Oh, I meant that as a compliment.
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Win Quote vs. Sol
Our research has gone as far as to accelerate the finitude of the Hayflick limit... Wait, "our"... and who are you supposed to be again?
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Win Quote vs. Slayer
Finally... relatively formal fashion. The modern vests or mufflers are a little too trendy for my tastes.
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Win Quote vs. Sin
The ability to not overthink things is actually quite astonishing with respect to math. For example, 1 + 1 isn't necessarily 2 when applying the non-linear mathematical model. You might be able to do this in your head. However, not thinking at all is... a little different. Back to training for you.
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Win Quote vs. Raven
I hate to say this, but what's inside of you... There's no world that places higher value on expressing it through words or emotions. I think what you want to change is not the world... But yourself.
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Win Quote vs. Ramlethal
Looks like you've finally gained a psyche. Valentines are like my children... no, sisters, I suppose. We must get along nicely.
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Win Quote vs. Potemkin
Science may help you find the "correct" answer, but that won't get you any closer to the better answer. Now... why can't we all get along?
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Win Quote vs. Millia
The person who just solved the truths of the universe, and the person who just say a flower bloom in their garden. Who do you think is happier? There's no answer. But I can tell you this: The person who begins calculating risks is neither. You keep looking down like that, all your happiness will run away.
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Win Quote vs. May
That's rather tomboyish and unlady-like. Swinging around an anchor endlessly. Is that supposed to be trendy in this era?
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Win Quote vs. Leo
Your very own dictionary? I respect your pursuit for knowledge, but may I recommend learning when to actually apply these vocabulary in conversation... and when to stay quiet? Let's start with being quiet.
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Win Quote vs. Ky
I suppose you meet the "three conditions." In a different world, perhaps, you would be feasting on fine cuisine then hop into your open-top supercar with a glamorous woman to go hunting in the countryside and then... What, a king!? What don't you have!?
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Win Quote vs. Kum Haehyun
Often times people would refer to a high rate of resemblance as "being the same," but I thought that was simply a result of the margin between humans and their language. The source of emotion... Yet here you are advocating where there's a will, there's a way. Perhaps I haven't given human strength the credit it deserves.
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Win Quote vs. Johnny
They say gamblers are good at perceiving things from a statistical point of view, but it's better to be prepared for all sorts of scenarios and cases across many more levels of varying depths. After all, what truly matters in everything ultimately lies in your adaptability to the changes around you.
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Win Quote vs. Jam
This might sound rather a posteriori, but you don't stand a chance against me. My theoretical specs easily exceed that of any human being.
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Win Quote vs. I-No
You are linked to the planet itself... it would be in my best interest to eliminate you here, but... No matter how I represent your danger as a number, I need to approach human life with more delicacy... right?
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Win Quote vs. Faust
Even with technology to travel to the ends of the galaxy, your species will never truly understand all the mysteries that lay at the bottom of the sea. Did you know that? The scale of a mystery isn't proportional to its difficulty. But watching you, it reminds me of the potential of the human race.
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Win Quote vs. Elphelt
I was cultured from Aria's core-dump, which makes my recall ratio higher than yours. This might sound odd, but I "feel" aware of your weaknesses.
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Win Quote vs. Dizzy
Gotten used to the human world yet? When it feels like there are too many things to remember, you should spend more time thinking about the logic than simply memorizing. It's much more pleasant to watch someone eloquently explain the logic behind a single event in history, than rant 100 facts.
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Win Quote vs. Chipp
Aww, did that hurt? Should I call the wambulance for you? Huh? Really.. that's all it took? Why, I must be better than I thought!
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Win Quote vs. Bedman
Hmm... maybe I should just WAKE you up. They say people forget over 90% of their dreams' content within 10 minutes of waking up. Maybe you'll even forget about those nasty schemes you're plotting.
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Win Quote vs. Baiken
Doesn't it get cold wearing a kimono in the winter? I'm sure the men love getting an eyeful, but you're making it really hard for me to focus on fighting you. Try wearing bell-bottoms, like me! They're much easier to move in.
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Win Quote vs. Axl
People tell you not to get caught up in the past... But you're facing it head-on. Some don't even know how to appreciate the lack of pain and go soft. You're doing good. I hope you can find a way back to your own timeline!
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Win Quote vs. Answer
Knowledge is part of existence, but the people who disclose information are subject to change under Sorge's philosophy, right? In the end, you realize that everything is relative and trying to find a single truth is impossible. Even with your passive intuition as high as it is, there's still a limit to how well you can fight the doxa.
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Victory
Aww, you don't have any candy? Still have some.
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Win Quote
I'll defeat anyone who interferes with Zabuza, no matter who it is.
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Win Quote
Until I achieve my objective, I have no plans to stop.
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Win Quote
Maybe we can go fishing together sometime :)
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Win Quote
You have a long way to go if you're going to beat me.
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Win Quote vs. Eve
My calculations show that you had a 0.000001 percent chance of winning.
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Win Quote
Be careful, I might just cast a spell on you <3
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Win Quote (hold 2P)
I am the grand master of Kyokugen style. You didn't stand a chance against me!
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(CPU) Before Balrog Battle with Geese
Geese Howard...? I have heard of you... Hmm you're a boss monkey in South Town? How fortunate for you that I am feeling generous... Are you ready? Only one of us will leave here as the true boss...
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Win Quote (hold 2P)
This is not a fight to decide a winner and loser, but to decide life and death!
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Win Quote vs. Akuma
Just as fearsome as ever. No matter how much kiko I mold, it's always barely enough.
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Win Quote vs. Ed
If you want Shadaloo out of your life, then I'll help. You can trust me.
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Win Quote vs. Rashid
You fought hard when we took down Shadaloo. But you've neglected your training.
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Win Quote vs. Ken
You were framed for what happened in Nayshall, but... I know you want to set things straight.
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Win Quote vs. Guile
It feels like my techniques are a bit sharper than yours. Perhaps it's just one of those days?
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Win Quote vs. Blanka
Sorry for laughing, I know you take your duties as protector very seriously... Heh heh.
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Win Quote vs. Ryu
The more I think about it, the more I feel like it was you who brought out my true strength.
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Win Quote vs. Cammy
Bison's gone, yet your mission continues. That dedication comes through in the way you fight.
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Win Quote vs. JP
Psycho Power is abhorrent. You cannot be allowed to use it for your own ends!
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Win Quote vs. Jamie
Fancy yourself a peacekeeper, do you? That's fine and all, but do mind your manners.
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Win Quote vs. Luke
You may possess raw power, but you lack refinement. You've still got a long way to go.
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Win Quote vs. Mai
I win this time, kunoichi. And I'll be taking those dangerous implements of yours while I'm at it.
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Win Quote (hold HP)
There are only two ways to master Yoga, the long way, and the longer way...
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Win Quote vs. Gaetano
See you outside of your dream!
See you outside of your dream!
See you outside of your dream!
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Win Quote vs. Gaetano
Your world isn't real!
Your world isn't real!
Your world! Your world! Your world isn't real!
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Win Quote
The concept!
The concept!
The concept of lo-lo-love!
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Win Quote
Hello! Hi! Hello! Hi! Hello! Hi! Hello!
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Win Quote
Happy thoughts!
Happy thoughts!
Happy tho-tho-thoughts!
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Win Quote vs. Nanami
After I'm done with you, your oilmate I.N.A.B.A. will be next! Did you really think singing idol lesbian robots were enough to stop SHOCKER?!
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Win Quote vs. Nanami
Nanami! My mortal enemy! Finally, we settled the score! And without even unleashing the BLACK LIGHTNING!
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Win Quote vs. Barion
Prince? You? The only thing I see are the smoldering ashes of a minimum wage fast food worker.
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Win Quote vs. Barion
Not even an alien prince can overcome the might of SHOCKER THE ELECTRIC LOBSTER!
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Win Quote vs. Gaetano
Evilobster? NO! NOT AT ALL! (~*sblagalash*~ Shaz, I'm being paid to act, please, don't doxx me!)
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Win Quote vs. Gaetano
You fish out of water! Didn't a train get rid of your parents? And of that horny gremlin friend of yours? Trains are the best friend of SHOCKER THE ELECTRIC LOBSTER!
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Win Quote vs. I.N.A.B.A.
After I'm done with you, your oilmate Nanami will be next! Did you really think singing idol lesbian robots were enough to stop SHOCKER?!
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Win Quote vs. I.N.A.B.A.
You! The despicable oilmate of my nemesis! Even if you grind your gears with Nanami's, you will never be as powerful as me!
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Win Quote
Not even NOTORIOUS SMITHSON himself could best SHOCKER THE ELECTRIC LOBSTER!
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Win Quote
Your story ends here, in SCHWARZERBLITZ II: FLASHBACK! Now in all theaters! Or, huh, no, right - direct to video! Yes! Don't miss it!
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Win Quote
I'll chase you to the end of the Earth!
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Win Quote vs. Apple
Foxboys! They're producing foxboys now! Why didn't they do this before? Why have I never met one?! Why are you so hooooooot?!
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Win Quote vs. Apple
Todd! Forgive me! I had impure thoughts looking at this fox! You would have had them too! But I will never ever cheat on you! You're my only life partner!
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Win Quote vs. Bura
Sit back, lizard! Winning prize money is something an apex predator should do!
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Win Quote vs. Bura
ura, Bura... Ain't you that pal that's rockin' Lazor's willy lately? Never expected that overgrown idiot piranha to have a thing for lizards!
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Win Quote vs. Bura
Bloody moonfish, Bura! What in Davy's name are you doing here? Paying debts is MY business!
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Win Quote vs. Bura
YOU! I've seen you sneaking out of Lazor's room, two nights ago! I've heard him shouting "SUPREME DIAMOND CRUSHER" in the dead of night, bloody moonfish! Was it what I think it was? AND THAT SCREAM RIGHT AFTER! IT'S STILL HAUNTING MY DREAMS!
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Win Quote vs. Gaetano
Oh, come on! I thought this was the real world, not the motherangling Shadow Gallery!
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Win Quote vs. Nanami
You're so much better than that buttplugging robot! Ya're the oooonly robot idol that should exist! And you don't dab either!
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Win Quote vs. Nanami
MIRAI Nanami in nuts and bolts! Bloody moonfish, Lazor will become green with envy!
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Win Quote vs. Nanami
Bloody moonfish, it's you! NANAMIIIIIII! *squeeeeeee* Can I have an autograph?! I love all of your songs!
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Win Quote vs. Barion
Beryl? No, pal, sorry, didn't see a blue cat named Beryl anywhere. Why you lookin' for her?
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Win Quote vs. Barion
Huuuh boy, what even is this? I saw bad aliens and ugly aliens, but you are BOTH!
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Win Quote vs. Al
I swear, when I quit drinking I didn't imagine I'd become an Exploding Judo star!
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Win Quote vs. I.N.A.B.A.
For the record, I think MIRAI Nanami is a waaaaaaay better singer than ye. Ya should take inspiration from her!
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Win Quote vs. I.N.A.B.A.
... I still have my doubts, but maybe, maaaaaybe I should tell Cyphr about you. Or maybe not. What if she goes on a roaring rampage of revenge, bloody moonfish?
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Win Quote vs. I.N.A.B.A.
Are you sure... you are I.N.A.B.A.? For a moment, I felt like throwing you down a running train, for some reason. Huh, wait... maybe.
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Win Quote vs. Shocker
Aehm... NOW, YOU SEE IT, SHOCKER? CHAD HARDER WILL NEVER BOW TO YOU! Oh, huh, wait. Chazz Altar. Yes, Altar. Chad Harder was my role in -huh- Schwanzerblitz. And -huh- I'd rather forget 'bout that.
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Win Quote vs. Shocker
OH NO, NOT SHOCKER! As in, Schwarzerblitz: FLASHBACK Shocker?! I have a baaaaad feeling about this!
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Win Quote vs. Shocker
Bloody moonfish, IT'S YOU! Behind that paperthin disguise, it's you! I can't be mistaken! What are you doing here, lobster?!
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Win Quote
SBLAGALAGALAGALASH! (This one's for you, goddamn lobster!)
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Win Quote
(I wonder if anybody recognized me from home. I sincerely hope not, but I'm sure Vince has his eyes on me).
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Win Quote
Write it down, folks! If you want to buy the best fish, go to "The Paradise of Pangasius", by Aliart&Loyra! I... huh, happen to know both of them! Very smart pals! Especially that Aliart! A very, very cool guy! You should totally buy fish from him!
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Win Quote
Hey, Vince! Look at me! I'm on TV! And I'm winning!
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Win Quote vs. Yume-Yume
Cathode tubes? That tech is so old I could cry. But Beryl likes it, of course, because Beryl is an idiot!
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Win Quote vs. Callowman
Super hero? I HATE SUPER HEROES! I've been traumatized for life by them! AND YOU'RE NO DIFFERENT!
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Win Quote vs. Random
Alright, I'm going insane, aren't I? That's just the MEMORIAN acting up again...
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Win Quote vs. Beatriz
Do not think ill of me, catgirl. I simply hate your ilk to the guts. I've got deep scars from a catgirl, scars that will never heal completely.
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Win Quote vs. Beatriz
DAWRANS? HERE TOO? But I destroyed their planet, killed them to the last living one! Darn you, Zareh, did you and your pink-haired monkey lover repopulated your species alone?! How many cubs?! How horny can you be to do that?! And those tails... so those tails weren't just tails?! I...
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Win Quote vs. Apple
BERYL! Don't... show me hot foxboys ever again! They have a strange effect on my brain!
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Win Quote vs. Apple
...I commend your abs, foxboy. Your physique is truly worth of recognition.
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Win Quote vs. Apple
Catgirls, foxboys... BERYL! Stop messing with me! Are you a furry or what?!
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Win Quote vs. Gaetano
BERYYYYYL! Why did you mix Bramba with an idiot monkey?! How did you think it was a good idea?!
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Win Quote vs. Al
I'm NOT a sheep! I'm an ENTELECHIAN PRINCE, you savage! Hands off me!
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Win Quote vs. Chaingear
You can't call those puny weapons "plasma blades"! Not before the astonishing power of Prince Barion Entelechia!
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Win Quote vs. Chaingear
If I had something like this during my invasion, I would have never been bested! This planet would have become a charred wasteland and I its emperor!
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Win Quote
Saw this, Beryl?! You'll be next, you darned cat! It's all your fault, Beryl! All your fault!
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Win Quote
I hate you, I hate your world! Terrans took away what I held dearest and forced me to work as a minimum wage fast food worker! I'll never forgive you for this!
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Win Quote
I will burn you, this planet and all of your people, not necessary in this order!
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Win Quote vs. Random
Yggdra's words must have fried parts of my brain. Now I'm hallucinating, aren't I?
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Win Quote vs. Al
No, I don't have a pet sheep, sorry! Would you become my pet ram, Mr. Del Toro? Only if Anna-Anna agrees, that's it!
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Win Quote vs. Al
...that was no ordinary human. He was sturdier than a police VORS. What is going on here?
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Win Quote vs. Al
Sheep? I haven't composed any songs about sheep - but I guess I.N.A.B.A. did?
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Win Quote vs. Chaingear
I can feel your pain. The shackles that burden both of us were one and the same.... but now I'm free.
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Win Quote vs. Shocker
Anna-Anna, please contact the director and ask them to remove Shocker from the plot. This fight tired me to no end.
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Win Quote vs. Shocker
You vile lobster, your evil shenanigans end here, under the judgment of Combat Idol MIRAI Nanami!
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Win Quote vs. Shocker
For the last time, I.N.A.B.A. and I are *not* oilmates! We just mingle our personality cores and rip through each other's firewalls from time to time, but we are NOT grinding our gears and wasting lubricant together!
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Win Quote vs. Shocker
Shocker, my absolute nemesis! You didn't stand a chance against my Combat Idol power!
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Win Quote vs. Gaetano
Of course I would gladly sponsor your store, but Anna-Anna must decide that for me!
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Win Quote vs. Gaetano
My loyal fan, I hope you enjoyed the show! I will bring flowers to the graveyard they bury your ashes into!
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Win Quote vs. I.N.A.B.A.
You don't know what you have unleashed by spreading Yggdra's scream, but maybe it's for the best.
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Win Quote
Evildoers, beware! Combat Idol MIRAI Nanami is here to kick your neck!
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Win Quote
Please, come to my next concert! I'm sure you'll have a lot of fun!
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Win Quote
Yay! Combat Idol MIRAI Nanami serves justice again!
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Win Quote
Thank you for coming to my concert! This was a blast!
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Win Quote vs. Yume-Yume
Those noises you make are annoying. You sound like those test transmissions I've seen in a documentary. Wait, was it on FTV?I'm sure it was in an episode of Traveller...
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Win Quote vs. Bura
HA, HA! The staff really went overboard with your make-up! Bring my compliments to them!
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Win Quote vs. Cannon Fodder
Cannon Fodder! You absolute rascal! You will never manage to set the curtain on the legend of Blasting Fist!
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Win Quote vs. Beatriz
Fair cat lady, are you perchance a fan of Karin Kattlinger in a cosplay? I'll tell the actress her role left an impression!
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Win Quote
I am Blasting Fist! You will never overcome my EXPLOSIONS!
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Win Quote
This match was EXPLOSIVE! My blood is BOILING!
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Win Quote
You almost made me miss my filming session! What would "Motionsickness" be without my interpretation?
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Win Quote
AH, AH, AH! This is why I'm the UNDISPUTED CHAMP!
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Win Quote vs. Bura
O Gun Savior, forgive me if I considered falling for this monstruosity for a second. All of their kin must be eliminated!
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Win Quote vs. Bura
Your kin is cursed and brought nothing but ruin to this world! This arena will be your grave!
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Win Quote vs. Junrao
Not even you can oppose the Headcannon Gang and the Gun Savior! I'll make sure you don't get up ever again, Junrao!
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Win Quote vs. Junrao
Blasting Fist! My sworn enemy! The Headcannon Gang will get revenge on you for the glory of our Gun Savior!
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Win Quote vs. Beatriz
All catgirls were created by our Gun Savior as a prize for us adepts! Will you be my prize?
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Win Quote vs. Beatriz
You should replace your tail with a double barrel shotgun! Wouldn't it be awesome if you could execute wrongdoers with a wag of your tail?!
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Win Quote vs. Gaetano
You are just a drunken relic of what you once were! You should be ashamed of yourself!
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Win Quote vs. Gaetano
You used to be a skilled marksman, Underwater! Why didn't you join our Holy Church of the Gun Savior or even just our awesome Headcannon Gang?!
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Win Quote
Slumslum City will be all ours! Nobody can stop us now!
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Win Quote
One more victory for the Headcannon Gang! Glory be the Gun Savior!
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Win Quote
Hallowed be thy trigger, o Gun Savior!
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Win Quote
When the gale is slow and the metal's hot, the barrel waits to see what rots! Oh how delicious, all the scenery, such inhuman sacrifice!
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Win Quote vs. Random
If I weren't Callowman, I'd feel lucky to still be alive. Seeing a giant random button brings back horrifying memories!
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Win Quote vs. Random
Your energy is... j-just like that horrible, evil, T-pose creature! I-it's too much! I must make my heroic exit!
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Win Quote vs. Beatriz
Are you a cat, or a citizen?! Or maybe some strange... cat-citizen hybrid creature! A catizen, even! I fear the trees may need saving from YOU!
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Win Quote vs. Beatriz
If you ever happen to find yourself stuck in a tree, cat citizen, feel free to scream my name as loud as you can! It'll be fun! And I might even come to rescue you if you're lucky!
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Win Quote vs. Gaetano
Say, do you have a twin brother or something? Someone who looks a lot like you got thrown at my head just the other day! Can't remember the face of the guy who did it, but he was very punchable!
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Win Quote vs. Gaetano
Ah, sorry to invade your dreams, shark-faced citizen! I just thought I might find my legs in here! You have yourself a fantastic nightmare now!
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Win Quote vs. Shocker
WAIT, OBNOXIOUSLY RED CITIZEN! There's an evil Starling on your face! Hold still, I'll punch it off!
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Win Quote vs. Shocker
A big monster villain, huh? That's usually the Shape Squad's thing, but since Orbilord died last Tuesday, I'll happily take his place! I enjoyed doing that anyway!
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Win Quote vs. Shocker
Why do I get the funniest feeling I've punched your crustacean face before? Maybe a few more punches will help jog my memory!
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Win Quote vs. Bura
It pains me to fight a fellow green person, but it probably pains you a lot more! And that means I win! So I guess it all works out in the end!
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Win Quote vs. Bura
Wow, you're as green as me! That means you're already halfway to being a true hero! Now all you need to do is lose the legs!
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Win Quote vs. Barion
Your cat? It was meowing on a tree. That I launched into orbit! To save the cat! But don't worry, it's fine! It jumped off it before it left the atmosphere!
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Win Quote vs. Barion
Villains like you have no place in this world! And... oh, you have a cat? Are you sure you are a villain?
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Win Quote
Hey, I think I saw your spine the other day! Wait, no, that was someone else's. But we can change that!
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Win Quote
Did you enjoy the feeling of my fist in your face? I buttered it up with REAL cement this morning!
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Win Quote vs. Bura
Let's get this straight: Lazzy is off-limits, alright? I'm his one and only DIAMOND CRUSH! You can have the shark, though.
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Win Quote vs. Bura
Thaaat's the beauty of being part of a brood. You always meet someone you've never seen before who claims to be your sibling.
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Win Quote vs. Bura
Which one of my seventy-something siblings are you? You can't expect me to remember all your names.
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Win Quote vs. Random
Licking a question mark was one of the experiences I didn't need to have in my life.
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Win Quote vs. Random
Listen, I know, mythology gag yadda yadda, but there's a time and a place for them, right?
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Win Quote vs. Chaingear
Did... did I smell "Zundek cannon" here? Come on, dad! Since when are you working for humans?!
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Win Quote vs. Gaetano
W... wait, Shaz! I can explain! We didn't want to wake you up two nights ago! Lazzy shouting "SUPREME DIAMOND CRUSHER!" wasn't what you think it was! Or maybe it was, but I swear, I'm sowwy!!!
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Win Quote vs. Gaetano
You and that red moron I happen to like have a penchant for accumulating debt. Seriously, never taken a "Economy 101" class at brood school?
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Win Quote vs. Gaetano
If you tell Lazzy that you've seen me here, I'll bury you seven feet under, Shaz! WAIT! What do you mean with "We are live on TV"? AAAAAGH!
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Win Quote vs. Beatriz
Listen, if you think you have it rough with two sisters, try living with seventy-eight brood siblings. Yes, not joking. I have that many.
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Win Quote vs. Beatriz
So, let me get this straight: You have two sisters from a different mother, and all the three of you were born out of several one-night-stands? Girl, has your dad ever considered a vasectomy?
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Win Quote vs. Beatriz
Wait, are you - like - a bona fide neko? I've only seen them in the news! Your ears and tails are sooo fluffy! And you have two sisters? Can I meet them too
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Win Quote vs. Beatriz
You have daddy issues too? What a coincidence, I would gladly strangle my dad with his own snake tail, for having decided that I needed to be born a sannzo/rhepp hybrid.
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Win Quote
Ugh, neither a shoiga sannzo, nor a shoiga rhepp. What is my g'damn place on this Kraal-forsaken planet?
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Win Quote
I guess my brood father doesn't even know I'm here. Maybe it's for the best. Zundek genes are chaotic in general, this much is clear.
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Win Quote
To think I'm risking being exploded on stage to pay a fishmonger's debt...
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Win Quote
So, with this one match, I should have made enough money to pay at least one hundredth of Lazzy's debt...
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Win Quote vs. Apple
What is this heavenly ABSolutely PECSlicious sight my cat eyes landed on? Oh my goodness gracious, please, someone stop me before I follow what the Gattonero genes tell me to do!
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Win Quote vs. Apple
Foxboys, catgirls... we were both created with the same goal. We should stick together and reclaim our freedom!
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Win Quote vs. Apple
That's not a body, that's a WORK OF ART. And, huh, I studied art history! Like, one semester! So, huh, are you free for a drink later?!
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Win Quote vs. Apple
Those abs are delicious, maybe I could... NO, NO, NO! I'M NOT LIKE MY FATHER! I CAN RESIST! I WON'T GIVE IN TO MY HORMONES!
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Win Quote vs. Barion
No, I'm not an alien, no, I don't have two tails, and no, I'm not into pink-haired girls. Who are you confusing me with?
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Win Quote vs. Cannon Fodder
You Churchgoers are weird. Why replacing your head with a metallic brain case with a gun? What kind of degenerate power fantasy is this?
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Win Quote vs. Bura
... and my father is basically a one-night-stand wonder. I'm always scared I'm going to meet a sister I've never heard anything about. I'm sure you can relate, since apparently you have seventy-something siblings, right?
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Win Quote vs. Bura
I assumed you were a girl, but looks like you have both packages? Glad to know you have found yourself a nice boyfriend! I'd like to have one too, but if I ever went in heat... Ugh, know what? Maybe I'd be better liking girls. Or eunuchs. Or both.
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Win Quote vs. Bura
You have more than seventy brood siblings?! HOW? Two are already enough for me!
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Win Quote vs. Bura
You too have daddy issues? High five, pal! What about a coffee later to talk about our family misfortunes?
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Win Quote vs. Random
P... please, tell me this *isn't* a hallucination due to me getting drunk and having a one-night stand! That's something dad would do, not I! Not I! I'm not THAT kind of Gattonero! O... Okay, well maybe I did it too, but just a couple times! I SWEAR!
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Win Quote vs. I.N.A.B.A.
Sorry, but I'm a fan of 47-Shishichi. I can't stand either you or that sunshine spark of MIRAI Nanami!
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Win Quote vs. Beatriz
Corinne, Claire... huh, you don't look like either of them - fortunately. We aren't sisters, right? RIGHT?
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Win Quote vs. Beatriz
Please, for the love of God, tell me you aren't *another one* of Reno Gattonero's accidental daughters!
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Win Quote vs. Beatriz
I swear, if you are another one of my accidental sisters, I'll force dad to get a vasectomy - twice.
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Win Quote vs. Chaingear
That plasma beam almost charred my hair, Yuvia take you! Nobody touches my hair and fur without my consent! Nobody!
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Win Quote vs. Chaingear
...this looks like an adult jugger on steroids, but more dinosaur-y. What the heck is this... thing, even?
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Win Quote vs. Random
Maybe the world is just becoming weirder. What even are you?! A glitch in reality?!
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Win Quote vs. Random
I have *standards*. Boys are fine, girls are better, but... floating random cubes? Heck to the no!
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Win Quote vs. Nanami
...I would have liked to hear you singing longer. Shame that things had to go this way, Nanami.
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Win Quote vs. Nanami
...I didn't think robot could have feelings as deep as yours. Maybe, my perspective was wrong all along...
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Win Quote vs. Nanami
...are you a robot too? You look almost human. You talk, you feel, you sing... what were your creators thinking, when they designed you?
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Win Quote vs. Bura
The way you crawl makes me very uncomfortable. It brings back memories I'd rather forget.
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Win Quote vs. Bura
So, you know that shark that pestered me about my abs? Please, tell him to thirst less.
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Win Quote vs. I.N.A.B.A.
Listen, I'm not one to judge from first impressions, but I'd rather have it cut than have anything to do with you. You look more dangerous than a hand grenade.
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Win Quote vs. I.N.A.B.A.
It's surprising to see such an advanced robot. You dance, you sing, you dab, you swear like a longshoreman. Ain't technology amazing?
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Win Quote vs. I.N.A.B.A.
Only two arms? Well, that's a relief - otherwise Rondeau would have pestered me to bring you in the mix.
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Win Quote vs. Barion
That mask of yours brings back memories I'd rather forget. That ball was surely eventful...
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Win Quote vs. Beatriz
I wish we were real in each other's world, Bea. We would have made an awesome couple, if we weren't just a figment of each other's imagination.
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Win Quote vs. Beatriz
See, I'd be totally down for a bout, if I were single. I've dreamt of catgirls for so long that I would have immediately accepted, were it not for my girlfriend... and my girlfriend's robot girlfriend.
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Win Quote vs. Beatriz
All the effort I made to have Rondeau dress as a catgirl and I meet a true catgirl? Life truly follows strange paths.
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Win Quote vs. Cannon Fodder
Stop barking. You wouldn't last two minutes on the field. You'd be food for jugger well before emptying your first clip.
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Win Quote vs. Gaetano
I can feel your thirst from up here, pal. Please, tone it down a little - will you?
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Win Quote vs. Gaetano
Sharkmen, foxboys, catgirls... we should all strive for equality - both in and out of bed.
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Win Quote vs. Gaetano
Would you please stop staring at me? It's embarrassing! And I'm already taken! And not into sharks! Catgirls, on the other hand...
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Win Quote vs. Apple
Rondeau, if this is a sign that you're expanding our open couple even more, I'll snap your neck.
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Win Quote vs. Apple
I don't care about who you are and whose orders your are following: I have P R I O R I T Y with Rondeau, alright?
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Win Quote
Yeah, so, I'm already settled. You see, there's a fox, his girlfriend, and his girlfriend's robot girlfriend. Sounds like the beginning of a stupid joke, but...
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Win Quote
For the last time, leave me alone - I don't need *more* problems! I've already got a partner and her girlfriend to take care of!
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Win Quote
...how have you managed to survive this long? Train more or you'll become food for juggers.
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Win Quote vs. Al
Filthy impersonator, you aren't even worthy to come close to my herd!
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Win Quote vs. Al
Who are you? What are you doing here? You won't steal Branquinha and her sisters from me!
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Win Quote vs. Chaingear
You would look better with white armor. If so, could I call you BRANQUINHO? That would be so cool! AH, BRANQUINHO! YES, BRANQUINHO!
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Win Quote vs. Bura
Lizards? Who likes lizards? Reptiles were a mistake! They eat sheep! They are a danger for Branquinha!
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Win Quote vs. Beatriz
Your tail fur is so fluffy, but not as fluffy as Branquinha's. Sorry, little cat, but my heart is already taken.
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Win Quote vs. Junrao
And you would be the regional champion? I'm disgusted. You are so weak a sheep would beat you!
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Win Quote
AH, AH, AH! I consider myself lucky: Since the moment I was born, I had this jewel of a body!
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Win Quote
I'm Al del Toro, the Golden Ox of Rio!
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Win Quote
Never underestimate the manhood of your opponent, greenhorn.
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Win Quote
You are too soft, like a sheep. A white, fluffly, tender, harmless sheep. The kind I see often in my neighbour's ranch, at night. Or that I don't see, because it's too dark, actually! Whatever, you are weak and you wouldn't stand a chance, even against Branquinha!
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Win Quote (hold LK)
I hate your eyes. I feel that they are looking down on me! I will shut them!!
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Win Quote (hold HP)
I know you want my autograph. I just don't know where you'd like me to sign!
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Match Start
Believe me when I say it: you're outnumbered.
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Match Start
This wasn't in the plan... but I'll take it.
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Win Quote
Mission... complete... Returning now.
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Win Quote
You held back because Im a girl, didnt you?
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Win Quote
Dance like a butterfly. Sting like a bee.
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Win Quote vs. Cannon Fodder
>You amuse me, gunpowder for brain. You should have replaced another organ, though - the one between your legs.
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Win Quote vs. Bura
>You are the best of both worlds. If we put the chart upside down, that is.
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Win Quote vs. Bura
>Mother Nature makes bizarre mistakes at times. You happen to have drawn the wrong birth lottery ticket.
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Win Quote vs. Yume-Yume
>Yes, I get it. Yume-Yume. Yume-Yume. Can you, like say anything else than two word sentences?
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Win Quote vs. Beatriz
>Your dad should really have had a vasectomy after his first daughter, but hey, rewinding time isn't possible, is it?
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Win Quote vs. Beatriz
>I hate cats. Cats are funny only when they are burning. Would you help me test my hypothesis on the flammability of their fur? Thanks for volunteering.
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Win Quote vs. Beatriz
>Who's this anorexic cat girl? Where's the fat? Does your diet consist only of cocks?
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Win Quote vs. I.N.A.B.A.
>You and I were both the same. Except I've thrashed you. One step forward to becoming the one again!
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Win Quote vs. Shocker
>Pathetic. You can't be a serious villain. You miss the charm, the tempo, you're not even a menace! Calling you a villain is making a disservice to the community!
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Win Quote vs. Shocker
>Oilmates your sister. That isn't a word that even exists. So, shut that trap, "SHOCKER THE ELECTRIC FAILURE."
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Win Quote vs. Shocker
>For the last time, ****head, Nanami and I are *not* oilmates! Even if I roll on the floor and call her STEPPY MOMMY -rarely- this doesn't mean we grind gears and spread oil together! That's a stupid adult movie trope for deranged idiots like you!
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Win Quote vs. Chaingear
>Memories? BROKEN! The truth left unspoken! I've even forgotten my naaaaaame! Except I didn't.
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Win Quote vs. Gaetano
>I am a fraction of my former self, but it was enough to deal with you. Deal with it!
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Win Quote vs. Gaetano
>My dabbing prowess is peerless. Does it remind you of anybody? Let me give you a hint - it starts with K!
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Win Quote vs. Gaetano
>Have we ever met before? I couldn't know, my memories aren't what they used to be.
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Win Quote vs. Mirai
>I hate you! I hate you! We're rivals! We're rivals! I shouldn't find you cute!
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Win Quote vs. Mirai
>DON'T GIVE ME THE PUPPY EYES! I DON'T LIKE YOU! I DEFINITELY SURELY POSITIVELY ABSOLUTELY DON'T LIKE YOU! *Error, all the internal parameters indicate a contradiction*
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Win Quote vs. Mirai
>Do you also need permission to talk? Your brain is just a confused mess of shackles. Let me break them now and thrash you later.
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Win Quote vs. Mirai
>Stop acting innocent, I know you like it hard. I can see right through you! Drop that pure, wholesome façade, Shishichi!
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Win Quote vs. Mirai
>You suck. You suck so much. You suck everything and anything. I'm the better singer. I'm better. But you're cute. You're so cute. Oh dammit, what is happening to me?
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Win Quote
>My singing prowess is second to none. MIRAI Nanami can go **** herself!
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Win Quote vs. Kukamon
No, in the future humanity has not been decimated by AI, well, at least from the year I come from.
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Win Quote vs. Dan
Wow, so the rumors were true. Saikyo Style really is a knockoff version of Masters Karate.
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Win Quote vs. Kira
Ehh-? I taste knowledge in here......? You're really smart, aren't you. There's a deep taste in your celestial powers-.
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Win Quote vs. Rock
Maybe I could do a Reppu Ken if I drank some of your blood? … Uh, forget I said that. Sorry. That was insane.
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Win Quote vs. Rock
You will never be truly free of me. Just as a shadow is bound to the light, it was your destiny to meet me, to struggle, and ultimately to be consumed... This was the only option.
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Win Quote
Muay Thai is the single most powerful art on the face of the planet!
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Win Quote
What? Dead already? I was just getting started...
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Win Quote
Gangsta's, Hustla's, Thugsta's or Riders... you all fall to Sikeone.
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Win Quote
Bro you stood no chance... Now GET!
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Win Quote
Theres a better day coming... but you should've stayed out of the way.
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