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Eliza
She who mauls! Ah ha ha ha! Say my name!
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Panzy
No one can stop me now!
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Panzy
Okay, time to bring out the big guns!
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Panzy
How shocking! Oh no... Did I go a little overboard?
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Panzy
No holding back! Taaake this!
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Taskmaster
You can't run away. You're in for a world of hurt!
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Dragunov
Kneel before Dragunov! My power is unmatched. Your life is insignificant.
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Zeus
I grow weary of this.
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Tobi
I'm gonna get serious now!
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Uncle Sensei
12 people propagating lies over each other is not a "podcast".
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Uncle Sensei
At the end of the game, we will award stars to random players to make you even more angry than you already are.
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Uncle Sensei
Each creature has an attack type it is weak to. Test all of your moves to find out what works best.
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Uncle Sensei
Except in situations where violence is the answer, violence is never the answer.
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Uncle Sensei
If you get hit with the echo sound waves, your controls become "Dolphiny" and the game will only check them every 8 frames.
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Uncle Sensei
It all depends on your skill! And character match-up, and stage selection, and latency, and your controller, and if your opponent insults you or not, pansy.
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Uncle Sensei
Movelists will be added with the next patch. Sorry for the inconvenience.
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Uncle Sensei
Play to win at all costs, except for using throws. Throws are mad cheap.
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Uncle Sensei
Playing with items on is anti-competitive. Turn them off and assert your superiority over anyone who disagrees.
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Uncle Sensei
Rapidly pressing the buttons makes the game load faster.
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Uncle Sensei
Remember to act surprised when you're told wireless controllers are banned.
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Uncle Sensei
Remember to drink lots of heavily caffeinated, intensely sweet soft drinks -- because you're an athlete.
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Uncle Sensei
Switching to an octagonal or circular gate is tempting but ultimately a trap.
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Uncle Sensei
Take the win if your opponent's controller disconnects in the middle of a match. You'll be glad you did.
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Uncle Sensei
The best character in the game is wearing a trenchcoat.
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Uncle Sensei
The four food groups are Meat, Tacos, Steak, and Deep Fried.
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Uncle Sensei
The secret to a successful online business is custom emoticons.
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Uncle Sensei
Try not to get hit, as this can cause problems later on in life.
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Uncle Sensei
Using "borrowed" art and music makes video game creation easy AND fun!
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Uncle Sensei
What if you could hate the player AND the game?
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Uncle Sensei
When life gives you lemons... hey man, free lemons! You can't get scurvy if you have a bunch of free lemons!
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Bao
Hamana Hamana! I lost! But I was so close.
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Choi Bounge
Oh ho, those stars in front of me are purty...
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K'
Don't make light of me! I'll get you next time!
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Kensou
I can't let myself lose like this!
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King
Okay, okay... NOW, I'm ready!!!
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Maxima
Do as you like. I'll fight you anytime.
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Ramón
Thanks for the facial, pinhead!
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Seth
Don't celebrate yet. I'm hard to shake!
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