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Exploding Judo Federation
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I HATE CYBORGS!!!
I'll chase you to the end of the Earth!
Not even NOTORIOUS SMITHSON himself could best SHOCKER THE ELECTRIC LOBSTER!
Your story ends here, in SCHWARZERBLITZ II: FLASHBACK! Now in all theaters! Or, huh, no, right - direct to video! Yes! Don't miss it!
Win Quote vs. Barion
Not even an alien prince can overcome the might of SHOCKER THE ELECTRIC LOBSTER!
Prince? You? The only thing I see are the smoldering ashes of a minimum wage fast food worker.
Win Quote vs. Blastophage
Not even the combined power of a BLASTOPHAGE and its human CONCUBINE can stop SHOCKER THE ELECTRIC LOBSTER!
SHOCKER bends to nobody! Not even to a monster! Or to the groupie of said monster! Or to both combined! SHOCKER IS ABSOLUTE!
You're just a freak shackled by an evil, manipulating, cunning, depraved, thirsty woman! Together we can be so much more! Join the SHOCKER ARMY, phage!
Win Quote vs. Dana
Disgusting babyface! Have a taste of SHOCKER THE ELECTRIC LOBSTER, the one to rule them all!
Wrestling? My moves transcend wrestling! They are a SUBLIMATION of SHOCKER THE ELECTRIC LOBSTER's prowess!
Finally an equal! SHOCKER commends your futile resistance, Dana Zane! SHOCKER THE ELECTRIC LOBSTER won't forget your name!
Win Quote vs. Gaetano
SBLAGALAGALAGALASH, MOTHERANGLER!
Evilobster? NO! NOT AT ALL! (~*sblagalash*~ Shaz, I'm being paid to act, please, don't doxx me!)
You fish out of water! Didn't a train get rid of your parents? And of that horny gremlin friend of yours? Trains are the best friend of SHOCKER THE ELECTRIC LOBSTER!
Win Quote vs. I.N.A.B.A.
The worst robot I know is trash on the battlefield? That's SHOCKING!
You! The despicable oilmate of my nemesis! Even if you grind your gears with Nanami's, you will never be as powerful as me!
After I'm done with you, your oilmate Nanami will be next! Did you really think singing idol lesbian robots were enough to stop SHOCKER?!
Win Quote vs. Nanami
This was your last song, Combat Idol MIRAI Nanami! Shocker reigns supreme!
Nanami! My mortal enemy! Finally, we settled the score! And without even unleashing the BLACK LIGHTNING!
After I'm done with you, your oilmate I.N.A.B.A. will be next! Did you really think singing idol lesbian robots were enough to stop SHOCKER?!
Win Quote vs. Shocker
Not even I can stop me!
There is only one SHOCKER THE ELECTRIC LOBSTER! So, who are you, faker?