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Goro x Johnny Match Start
Mortal Kombat X Cinema
Goro
Johnny Cage!
Johnny Cage
Don't you owe me some sunglasses?
Goro
Here is what you are owed!
Johnny x Goro Match Start
Mortal Kombat X Cinema
Johnny Cage
Headed for a fall, Goro!
Goro
How, exactly?
Johnny Cage
Shokan have yam sacs, right?
Johnny x Goro Match Start
Mortal Kombat X Cinema
Johnny Cage
Headed for a fall, Goro!
Goro
How, exactly?
Johnny Cage
'Cause I'm gonna punch you in your fuckin' balls.
Johnny x Johnny Match Start
Mortal Kombat X Cinema
Johnny Cage
Is this for real?
How many of us are there?
There can be only one!
Johnny x Johnny Match Start
Mortal Kombat X Cinema
Johnny Cage
Just steer clear of the face!
Don't mess up the hair!
Deal!
Johnny x Johnny Match Start
Mortal Kombat X Cinema
Johnny Cage
There's a good-lookin' guy!
You're perceptive!
Let's get this party started.
Johnny x Johnny Match Start
Mortal Kombat X Cinema
Johnny Cage
This is embarrassing.
Don't beat yourself up over it.
Wow, I *am* annoying!
Johnny x Johnny Match Start
Mortal Kombat X Cinema
Johnny Cage
What are you, my good-lookin' stunt double?
I was about to ask you the same thing.
Well let's see who's who.
Johnny x Johnny Match Start
Mortal Kombat X Cinema
Johnny Cage
You gotta be kidding me!
Nope, I'm you.
Then who am I?
Johnny x Kano Match Start
Mortal Kombat X Cinema
Johnny Cage
Didn't you throw me off a bridge?
Kano
Guilty as charged.
Johnny Cage
It's payback time.
Johnny x Kano Match Start
Mortal Kombat X Cinema
Johnny Cage
Scumbag.
Kano
Tosser.
Johnny Cage
You're gettin' a punch down under.
Johnny X Kung Jin Match Start
Mortal Kombat X Cinema
Johnny Cage
You showed!
Kung Jin
You're late!
Johnny Cage
Executive privilege, grasshopper.
Johnny X Kung Jin Match Start
Mortal Kombat X Cinema
Johnny Cage
Gonna test you, Jin!
Kung Jin
Gonna get me an A++!
Johnny Cage
Or be flat on your A-S-S.
Johnny x Triborg Match Start
Mortal Kombat X Cinema
Johnny Cage
Hey rust-bucket!
Tri-Borg
The cyber Lin Kuei are your superiors.
Johnny Cage
I'm gonna knock your sprockets through your rotary... system.
Johnny x Triborg Match Start
Mortal Kombat X Cinema
Johnny Cage
Oh look, a robot.
Tri-Borg
Earthrealm's clown.
Johnny Cage
Is it mechanically possible for you to fuck yourself?
Johnny x Triborg Match Start
Mortal Kombat X Cinema
Johnny Cage
Oh look, a robot.
Tri-Borg
Earthrealm's clown.
Johnny Cage
Clowns are scarier than robots. Certified fact.
Kano x Johnny Match Start
Mortal Kombat X Cinema
Kano
So how's Sonya?
Johnny Cage
You stay away from her.
Kano
I don't like your attitude.
Kano x Johnny Match Start
Mortal Kombat X Cinema
Kano
What're you eyeín' me for?
Johnny Cage
So there's ice cream in Outworld, chubby?
Kano
That's your last go at me.
Triborg x Johnny Match Start
Mortal Kombat X Cinema
Tri-Borg
You defeated the Elder God Shinnok?
Johnny Cage
Former Elder God, and yes.
Tri-Borg
A fool, and a liar.
Triborg x Johnny Match Start
Mortal Kombat X Cinema
Tri-Borg
I am Triborg!
Johnny Cage
More like Failborg!
Tri-Borg
Pun detected. Eradicate!
Johnny Cage x Scorpion
Mortal Kombat 11 Cinema
Johnny Cage
All I'm saying, is it's brand confusion.
Scorpion
D'vorah is a mere bug.
Johnny Cage
... but she is scorpion adjacent.
Johnny x Kano Match Start
Mortal Kombat 11 Cinema
Johnny Cage
Stop sniffing around Cassie and Sonya.
Kano
Can't. I'm like a dog with a bone.
Johnny Cage
You're gonna be a dog with a fist up it's ass.
Johnny X Shang Tsung Match Start
Mortal Kombat 11 Cinema
Johnny Cage
Once upon a time I beat Shinnok.
Shang Tsung
My, you have a colorful imagination.
Johnny Cage
Look it up, I laid him out!
Johnny X Shang Tsung Match Start
Mortal Kombat 11 Cinema
Johnny Cage
If I beat you, I'm the new Chosen One?
Shang Tsung
You were not born into this realm to beat me.
Johnny Cage
I was born to bring the Boom.
Kano x Johnny Match Start
Mortal Kombat 11 Cinema
Kano
If it's tail you want, I can get that.
Johnny Cage
Johnny Cage doesn't pay for it, Kano.
Kano
A scruple?! Note the date and time.
Kano x Johnny Match Start
Mortal Kombat 11 Cinema
Kano
You stole my face for Ninja Priest!
Johnny Cage
Art imitates life, Kano.
Kano
Taking my cut outta your hide.
Shang Tsung X Johnny Match Start
Mortal Kombat 11 Cinema
Shang Tsung
Are you still eager to die, Mister Cage?
Johnny Cage
Every man dies, not every man really lives.
Shang Tsung
Enough impertinent nonsense.
Shang Tsung X Johnny Match Start
Mortal Kombat 11 Cinema
Shang Tsung
Master Boyd sends his regards.
Johnny Cage
You killed him, didn't you?
Shang Tsung
Your 'sensei' was helpless against me.
Ermac X Johnny Match Start
Mortal Kombat 1 Cinema
Ermac
If our souls stood side-by-side, you would face thousands.
Johnny Cage
Zoinks! Talk about your one-man armies.
Ghost Face x Johnny Match Start
Mortal Kombat 1 Cinema
Ghost Face
Poor Cristina, I'm afraid she's out.
Johnny Cage
What the hell did you do to her??
Ghost Face x Johnny Match Start
Mortal Kombat 1 Cinema
Ghost Face
Do you like scary movies?
Johnny Cage
You kidding?! Murder Hornets paid for my mansion!
Homelander X Johnny Match Start
Mortal Kombat 1 Cinema
Homelander
You know, in a few seconds you'll be a meat puddle.
Johnny Cage
Meat Puddle?! That was my punk band in college!
Johnny Cage X Baraka Match Start
Mortal Kombat 1 Cinema
Johnny Cage
You should see the Tarkatan cosplay at CageCon. Chef’s kisses!
Baraka
Your followers mock my affliction?!
Johnny Cage X Baraka Match Start
Mortal Kombat 1 Cinema
Johnny Cage
So far, I've got no signs of Tarkat.
Baraka
Perhaps Earthrealmers are immune…
Johnny Cage X General Shao Match Start
Mortal Kombat 1 Cinema
Johnny Cage
You're about as stock as they come, villain.
General Shao
What does that even mean?!
Johnny Cage X General Shao Match Start
Mortal Kombat 1 Cinema
Johnny Cage
Woah! And I thought Bi-Han needed a breath mint.
General Shao
Silence, Earthrealmer!
Johnny Cage X General Shao Match Start
Mortal Kombat 1 Cinema
Johnny Cage
It's like toxic and masculine had a meet cute!
General Shao
You have insulted me for the last time, Cage!
Johnny Cage X Geras Match Start
Mortal Kombat 1 Cinema
Johnny Cage
Your boy Liu seems to have big plans for you.
Geras
They are not for you and I to discuss.
Johnny Cage X Geras Match Start
Mortal Kombat 1 Cinema
Johnny Cage
Must be hard staying sharp after a billion lives.
Geras
Yet the show must go on.
Johnny Cage X Geras Match Start
Mortal Kombat 1 Cinema
Johnny Cage
I don't buy Liu Kang's tournament wasn't fixed.
Geras
Accept that you squandered your chance.
Johnny Cage X Havik Match Start
Mortal Kombat 1 Cinema
Johnny Cage
As ring names go, Havik's a wee bit on the nose.
Havik (II)
My given name didn't inspire the necessary fear.
Johnny Cage X Havik Match Start
Mortal Kombat 1 Cinema
Johnny Cage
Well I guess we know who lost the face-off with Kuai Liang!
Havik (II)
And he will burn like I did.
Johnny Cage X Havik Match Start
Mortal Kombat 1 Cinema
Johnny Cage
You are one ugly mother --
Havik (II)
My face won't be the only thing you dread.
Johnny Cage X Havik Match Start
Mortal Kombat 1 Cinema
Johnny Cage
The body horror thing. That, uh, that works for you?
Havik (II)
You should see how Seido cowers before me.
Johnny Cage X Havik Match Start
Mortal Kombat 1 Cinema
Johnny Cage
Upon further review, I'm digging your grindhouse vibe.
Havik (II)
What is a grindhouse, Earthrealmer?
Johnny Cage X Johnny Cage Match Start
Mortal Kombat 1 Cinema
Johnny Cage
So…Thoughts on the Temple of Katara Vala?
Would've been a better indie film.
Johnny Cage X Johnny Cage Match Start
Mortal Kombat 1 Cinema
Johnny Cage
Whoa, dude! You are so cut!
Yeah! I'm on the Santa Clarita diet.
Johnny Cage X Johnny Cage Match Start
Mortal Kombat 1 Cinema
Johnny Cage
I finally meet Hollywood Boulevard Johnny!
Fans love me! Do you know what they'll pay for a selfie?
Johnny Cage X Johnny Cage Match Start
Mortal Kombat 1 Cinema
Johnny Cage
I still say I should play me in the biopic…
But I look just like you! And fight like you, too!
Johnny Cage X Johnny Cage Match Start
Mortal Kombat 1 Cinema
Johnny Cage
Two Johnnies. One Timeline.
Man, this has megahit written all over it.
Johnny Cage X Johnny Cage Match Start
Mortal Kombat 1 Cinema
Johnny Cage
I'm still sleeping off CCA's holiday party, right?
Nope! I'm as real as it gets, bro!
Johnny Cage X Kenshi Match Start
Mortal Kombat 1 Cinema
Johnny Cage
No! Ninja Priest 4 was Full Confession, 3 was Last Rites.
Kenshi Takahashi
You've seen one, you've seen them all.
Johnny Cage X Kenshi Match Start
Mortal Kombat 1 Cinema
Johnny Cage
This Jax guy you're working with…Is he good people?
Kenshi Takahashi
He's quite the all-American hero.
Johnny Cage X Kenshi Match Start
Mortal Kombat 1 Cinema
Johnny Cage
You're coming to Outworld for the shoot, right?
Kenshi Takahashi
Wouldn't miss it for the world.
Johnny Cage X Kenshi Match Start
Mortal Kombat 1 Cinema
Johnny Cage
Well, if it isn't Special Agent Takahashi of the F.B.I.
Kenshi Takahashi
It's not funny anymore, Cage.
Johnny Cage X Kitana Match Start
Mortal Kombat 1 Cinema
Johnny Cage
I saw that smile at dinner. You like me.
Kitana
No, Cage. You amuse me.
Johnny Cage X Kitana Match Start
Mortal Kombat 1 Cinema
Johnny Cage
How is a dream of my death funny, Princess?
Kitana
I dreamt you suffocated under a pile of women.
Johnny Cage X Kitana Match Start
Mortal Kombat 1 Cinema
Johnny Cage
You're wearing that outfit like you're doing it a favor.
Kitana
You did not just say that. Are you a child?
Johnny Cage X Kung Lao Match Start
Mortal Kombat 1 Cinema
Johnny Cage
Was Madam Bo flirting with me?
Kung Lao
For sure. You are completely her type.
Johnny Cage X Kung Lao Match Start
Mortal Kombat 1 Cinema
Johnny Cage
I need a great female martial artist. Know any?
Kung Lao
You need to meet Raiden's sister.
Johnny Cage X Kung Lao Match Start
Mortal Kombat 1 Cinema
Johnny Cage
Doing my own stunts has been hell on my back.
Kung Lao
You already are making excuses?
Johnny x Conan Match Start
Mortal Kombat 1 Cinema
Johnny Cage
Sign with me, and you'll be swimmin' in box office gold.
Conan
Gold? You have my attention.
Johnny X Ermac Match Start
Mortal Kombat 1 Cinema
Johnny Cage
He/Him? They/Them? What are your pronouns?
Ermac
We do not understand.
Johnny X Ermac Match Start
Mortal Kombat 1 Cinema
Johnny Cage
Why'd you name yourselves "Ermac" anyway?
Ermac
To understand, learn Outworld history.
Johnny X Ermac Match Start
Mortal Kombat 1 Cinema
Johnny Cage
Jerrod! Sindel! Are you in there?!
Ermac
They do not speak for the Collection.
Johnny X Peacemaker Match Start
Mortal Kombat 1 Cinema
Johnny Cage
The things I could do with your life story…
Peacemaker
How about we make it a streaming series?
Johnny X Peacemaker Match Start
Mortal Kombat 1 Cinema
Johnny Cage
That helmet makes you look like a silver tipped --
Peacemaker
Superhero? Thank you.
Johnny x T-1000 Match Start
Mortal Kombat 1 Cinema
Johnny Cage
You're liquid metal?! How do I beat that?
T-1000
You don't.
Johnny x T-1000 Match Start
Mortal Kombat 1 Cinema
Johnny Cage
Oh, what a waste. Mega-star looks on an asshole evil robot.
T-1000
What is a mega-star?
Noob x Johnny Match Start
Mortal Kombat 1 Cinema
Noob Saibot
I am no "goth", whatever they are.
Johnny Cage
Dark duds, dark outlook... dude, you're a goth!
Peacemaker X Johnny Match Start
Mortal Kombat 1 Cinema
Peacemaker
You Hollywood types are all soft and weak.
Johnny Cage
The bullshit on the internet is rotting your brain.
Shang Tsung X Johnny Match Start
Mortal Kombat 1 Cinema
Shang Tsung
You plan a film about me?
Johnny Cage
Yeah. The working title is *Death of a Salesman*.
Sindel X Johnny Match Start
Mortal Kombat 1 Cinema
Sindel
Weren't you also flirting with my daughter?
Johnny Cage
Yes, but unsuccessfully.
Smoke X Johnny Match Start
Mortal Kombat 1 Cinema
Smoke
Why cast me in your movie?
Johnny Cage
You've got the wholesome sidekick thing down cold.
Smoke X Johnny Match Start
Mortal Kombat 1 Cinema
Smoke
What did the Shaolin teach you?
Johnny Cage
It's more a question of what I didn't teach them.
Smoke X Johnny Match Start
Mortal Kombat 1 Cinema
Smoke
You really like my mask, Johnny?
Johnny Cage
It's smoking!
T-1000 x Johnny Match Start
Mortal Kombat 1 Cinema
T-1000
Have you seen John Connor?
Johnny Cage
John Connor? Dude. You've got Johnny Cage.
T-1000 x Johnny Match Start
Mortal Kombat 1 Cinema
T-1000
Everyone will be terminated.
Johnny Cage
You a killer robot or a power-mad tech bro?