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WWF Wrestlemania Endings
With conquest comes honor for Yoko. He has accomplished his mission to defeat the greatest of the world's wrestlers, and to prove that his sumo style of wrestling is superior to all others. By stripping the United States of its championship belt and its dignity, Yokozuna will be revered as one of his country's greatest champions. The consequences of this victory will no doubt be the undoing of American culture as we know it: There will be years of adversity. American productivity will disintegrate. Industries will collapse. The people will wallow in mindless depravity, mere shadows of their former selves. Oh, well. It was bound to happen eventually anyway.
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