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Prefight: Adon vs. CPU Sagat
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You have taught me well, master. Now I have surpassed you!
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You are a mere shadow of my skill. It's time you learn your place!
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Prefight: Akuma vs. CPU Bison
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Rarely have I seen such power! Why do you hesitate?
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Is it possible that you can defeat me? No! I will always triumph!
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Prefight: Akuma vs. Iori
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The ire of the spirits... care to face the carnage?
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Oh, unending slaughter. And I'm in the center.
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That is Asura's rage...
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It's all Greek to me. If you want to die, bring it on, freak!
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Prefight: Bad Mr. Frosty vs. CPU Sumo Santa
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Your elves can't defend you now, buster.
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I don't need them to take care of a slushie like you.
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We both can't be snow kings, tubby. There can be only one.
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I hope you don't ruin my carpet when I melt you.
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Prefight: Balrog vs. Athena
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What place is this? It's too bright here. I can't relax...
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What is going on?! What's a foul man like you doing sullying Heaven's soil?
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What a nice greeting. Hey, how about sending me back home!
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I can't do that. But I can kick you out of here!
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Prefight: Balrog vs. Dan
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Hey, hey! Bring it on, boxer!
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Here come the clowns. Make me laugh!
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What did you say? I am Dan Hibiki of the Saikyo Groove.
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That's a good name for a comedian. Very well. Put 'em up.
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You'll eat your words! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
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Prefight: Baz vs. Jefailey
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I read about you in my file. The man called Mr N has been featured at your events, so you must know where to find him.
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I saw him recently. Show me how to lightning loop and I'll tell you where to find him.
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Prefight: Baz vs. Mr. N
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I found him. If I can bring him to Don Luo, I'll make enough money to pay my dues to the Divekick Circuit for the next year.
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Don't let him see you... don't let him see you...
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Who are you?
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(Damn it)... Don Luo sent me. You owe him and I'm here to collect.
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RUN!!!!
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Prefight: Baz vs. S-kill
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The claw, the eagle, and now The Baz. When will you learn to stop bringing weapons to a foot fight?
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Is that why the other fighting tournaments don't want me?
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I'll make sure you aren't in the sequel.
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Prefight: Birdie vs. CPU Bison
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So you're the famous M. Bison. Think there's a place for me in Shadaloo?
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I have no need for weaklings.
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And if I maybe beat you?
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Perhaps...
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Prefight: Bison vs. CPU Rose
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Bison... You have misused your powers. It will no longer be tolerated.
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They sent you to deal with me, did they? Now you'll learn what real power is!
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Prefight: Blob vs. CPU Houngan
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Duh, your wicked experiments are over, Witch Doctor!
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Not so fast, mon! Do you tink I will not beat ya?
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Uhh, I was hoping to talk you out of fighting.
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And dey tink I am de crazy one. Holy cow, mon!
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Prefight: Bonker vs. CPU Kung Pow
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I read my fortune, chef. It told me I'd win.
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Must be defective cookie. You wirr rose!
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I'll defeat you, and then make you part of my circus freak show!
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You definitery main attraction!
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Prefight: Charlie vs. CPU Bison
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So, you finally show your face! I'm taking you in, Bison!
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What do you want with me?
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You'll have a long time to figure it out.
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A pity that you shall die so young.
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Prefight: Choi vs. Athena
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What's this place?
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You're in Heaven.
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...you mean... I've passed on...? Say it ain't so, toots!
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No, it's a mistake...
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A mistake? Well, then... get me out of here!
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H-hold on! Just calm down!
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Prefight: Chun Li vs. CPU Bison
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Well, this is a pleasant surprise.
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Stuff it, Bison! You're under arrest for drug dealing. You and Shadaloo are finished!
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I have no time to waste on you!
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Prefight: Chun Li vs. Mai
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Hey, you there! You need more clothes to walk out in public here!
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You're one to talk! How dare you belittle my ninja traditions!
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Traditions shmaditions! Put on some decent clothes or I'm taking you in!
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And what about you? You call those "decent?" But I guess with those chunky legs, that's the best you could do!
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OK, that does it! The nerve of you!
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The nerve of you!
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Say what?!
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That's what!
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Prefight: Dan vs. Akuma
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Who are you?
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I am Akuma! Master of the fist...
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Master of what? I'm the true master here!
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Destroy!
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Prefight: Dan vs. Athena
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Where am I...?
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Whammo!
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Ouch! What's the big idea?
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Foul monster! I, Athena, will dispose of you!
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Have you ever seen a monster as cute as I am?! Geesh! I'm really PO'ed! I'll smoosh you!
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Prefight: Dan vs. Chun Li
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Dan of the Saikyo Groove challenges you!
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...Is this a put-on? Where's the camera?
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If you're a fighter, you should be excited.
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Not one iota.
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Gahh... Whatever. Put 'em up! This's war!
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War? What is it good for? It'll be over in a minute, then I'll be on my way.
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Prefight: Dan vs. CPU Sagat
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At last we meet, Sagat!
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Do I know you?
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Years ago, you killed my father. Now it's your turn!
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Ah... him. He cost me an eye. Now I will have revenge on his son!
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Prefight: Dan vs. CPU Sakura
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Oh happy day! I've chosen you to be the first student of my Saikyo style!
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So you're saying you don't have any students yet, right?
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Minor details like that never phase me! Soon there will be Saikyo style students everywhere!
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Well... I'll consider it if you can defeat me.
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Prefight: Demitri vs. Athena
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Where am I...?
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You're in Heaven. Foul terrestrial evildoer. I cannot let you go back the way you are.
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Hmph. Well, then, what do you want me to do about this?
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To protect this place is my sole mission... And drive undesirables out of these environs. So, defend yourself!
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Prefight: Demitri vs. Chun Li
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Even the fairest woman someday grows old... Do you not fear that? To be an ugly hag, then one day die!
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Become a vampire...? Are you bonkers...!
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Accept me. Do so and you'll be eternally beautiful... ...Look into my eyes!
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...Ugh! Stand down, clown. I'm taking you in.
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Ha, ha, ha! So you like it rough? Very well. I will soon make a willing captive of you!
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Prefight: Demitri vs. Mai
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Fair maiden, if you bid, let me have you for dinner tonight.
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Hmm... A beauty like me and all blondie thinks about is training...
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What is wrong... fair maiden?
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Oh, clam up! Back off, bloodsucker!
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Prefight: Demitri vs. Shiki
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Oh, a doll. Amusing. I'll use you as one of my servants.
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It is not you... I seek another...
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Hmm hmm hmm. We'll see how long you keep the attitude!
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Prefight: Demitri vs. Vega
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You have a fine form for one of my servants. Rejoice! You'll be under my wings for the rest of eternity.
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I'm a servant to beauty. I've no intention of serving a pale antique.
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Oh, a comedian too? However soon you will realize the joy of being in my servitude.
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Now who's the comedian? Bow at the feet of true beauty!
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Prefight: Dhalsim vs. CPU Bison
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You have an evil spirit. Your soul is dark with hate.
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I will crush you with true power!
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Real power is achieved my mercy. May the spirits have mercy on your soul.
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Prefight: Dhalsim vs. Mai
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First you must remove all unwanted fat from your body. Then you will be swift.
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...Put a sock in it! My body hasn't an ounce of unwanted fat!
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Do not deceive yourself. Training must begin with complete honesty... For example... Learning your true weight.
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Yaaah! Stop! Stop! Enough! I am going to put a sock in it for you!
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Prefight: Dhalsim vs. Shin Akuma
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What is this? An evil spirit... and bigger than before.
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Are you prepared... to go to heaven?
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By my life... I will stop you!
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Nonsense!
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Prefight: Dive vs. Kick
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Your grades are terrible! Why won't you focus at school?
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I'm just not interested bro. You spend your Friday with a math book, But I always have a hot date.
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Your lifestyle just doesn't add up... I should have seen the signs. If I win, you have to take your studies more seriously. Your future is at stake!
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Fine, but if I win, you have to loosen up!
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Prefight: Dive vs. S-kill
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Stop right there, student of the New Angle Dojo.
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Who are you? A new variable I haven't yet considered?
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You have no apparent weaknesses, but no outstanding strengths. Everyone needs weaknesses. Come and let me adjust you.
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I won't let you round me down!
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Welcome to domination 101.
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Prefight: Dive vs. Uncle Sensei
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Uncle, a man from the state came by while you were out.
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Yeah, they do that from time to time.
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He delivered a notice that said you need to vacate the dojo. Why did you not tell us about this?
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Well, we've all got our own problems to deal with...
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So it's true? You no longer own the dojo?
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Uh, well, uh, do any of us really own anything?
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Tell me everything, I'm trying to help you!
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Prefight: Dudley vs. CPU Balrog
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What's this, then?
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Can I help you, sir?
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Hmpf! You mean to tell me this little wimp is s'pposed to be the British champ!? You gotta be kiddin'!
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Hey! Take me on, wimp!
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Does your rudeness know no bounds, sir?
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Very well, then. Far be it from me to turn down a challenge.
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And from a fellow pugilist...
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Prefight: Earthworm Jim vs. CPU Ickybod Clay
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Who's afraid of the big, bad ghost?
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I know a nice flock of crows that I'd like to introduce you to.
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You don't scare me, you floating bedsheet! I'm a superhero!
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By the time this is over, the whole world will be afraid of Icky!
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Prefight: Gen vs. CPU Akuma
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You must be Akuma. You may have a human body, but you are not of this wold.
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(Which one are you?)
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I'm the one who will send you back to hell.
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(Amusing, but ignorant.)
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Prefight: Genjuro vs. Athena
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I suppose you, too, protest that you "fight for peace." Pah!
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"Pah!" yourself, you cynical gloomy gus!
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In the end, humans are nothing but beasts!
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I know you've had a tough time of it. But I will save you!
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Unsavable optimist!
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Prefight: Goenitz vs. Akuma
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Why, you...!
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Destroy!
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The last one standing shall certainly be me. Hoo, hoo, hoo. A good wind blows... let us begin!
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Prefight: Guile vs. Earthquake
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Are you an American?
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Sure am. It's great to meet a fellow countryman. Nice to meet you.
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Sorry, pal. You disgrace the USA!
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What did you say?
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Choose your weapon! I can destroy you with one hand behind me!
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You've gone too far! It's the trough for you!
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Prefight: Guile vs. Terry
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Undefeated in Southtown. The legendary Hungry Wolf, Terry Bogard, I presume.
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Huh? Who're you? ...ha, ha, ha! Sorry, I don't know any cauliflower heads!
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Drole. Very well. I hear you and Mary are in cahoots, right?
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Hey, cauliflower head! That's top secret!
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As I thought. Time for the interrogation to begin! Let's go!
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You're subtle as a skunk! OK! Come on!
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Prefight: Guy vs. CPU Bison
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A new enemy? Why have you come here?
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There is great evil within you. I will not let you succeed!
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You are a fool and soon you will be gone!
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Prefight: Guy vs. Rolento
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What?! You again?
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I see you remember your supreme leader.
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Well, I see you haven't learned you lesson. Man, I hate a slow learner.
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Pity! Now I will have to rebuild my empire... ON YOUR FACE!
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Prefight: Ickybod vs. CPU Earthworm Jim
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Icky's the name, scaring's my game.
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Gosh, I'm really scared. I may just go crawl under a rock.
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That's where you'll be when I'm done with you!
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Prepare to eat cow!
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Prefight: Ikari Team vs. Original Zero
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The KOF victors are airborne, as planned.
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An aerial victory ceremony? Just what's NESTS brewing up?
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Something's wack here!
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Speaking of wack!
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I've been waiting for you, King Of Fighters' champions.
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Heidern, thank you for your kindness to my dear clones.
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Whatever, now you'll know the true power of Zero!
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Prefight: Iori vs. Athena
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...?!
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What the? Another? Here?
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Where the hell am I?
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Tut. Tut. Tut! Watch your language. Show some respect.
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I do...for the dead. And so you will be.
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Oh, gracious. You are a meany. I'll teach you manners.
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Prefight: Jefailey vs. Markman
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Mark! I have some great plans for next year. Will you please sponsor my event?
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If you can make the KickBox an officially endorsed product, I can help you out.
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Show me how it works.
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Prefight: Jefailey vs. Mr. N
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Damn it, Mr. N. Your reputation is horrible. I don't want you to come to events anymore. Something bad always happens.
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It's a free country. You can't stop me.
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I'll fight you for it.
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My fangirls need me!
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Prefight: Jefailey vs. S-kill
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I... didn't expect this. Everything about you seems fair and balanced.
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Like a fox!
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You may not need negative adjustment, but if you defeat me, perhaps you'll get a few buffs next year.
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Jebaited!
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Prefight: Kasumi vs. Dan
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What? Robert Garcia! Defend yourself! I'll avenge you, Father!
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No! No! No! I'm Dan Hibiki. OK? Get it right!
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It's useless to feign innocence. Defend yourself!
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Prefight: Kasumi vs. Terry
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Where's my father? If you have hidden him, you'll pay!
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Are you talking about that antique, Todoh? Haven't seen him.
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Hmph! Prepare yourself, Terry!
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Prefight: Ken vs. Athena
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Huh? H-hey! What's going on? Where am I?
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You're in Heaven. Sadly, your presence is not allowed here.
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So this is Heaven? Looks like all my good deeds paid off!
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I told you, didn't you hear me say you can't stay here? ...very well. Face your punishment!
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Prefight: Ken vs. CPU Ryu
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You're a hard man to find, Ryu. Everyone's talking about you now.
|
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Long time no see. Still training?
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Still good enough to beat you.
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We'll see about that!
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Prefight: Ken vs. Shin Akuma
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We haven't yet met, and I'm sweating like a pig! I can tell this guy's going to be tough.
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You've no taste for murder, I see. Die!
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I can't do that. I'm a man. Sorry, but I'm staying.
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...Then suffer my rage!
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Prefight: Kick vs. Kung Pao
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Dayum, girl, you are out of this world!
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Who are you? What do you want?
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Lets go on a date!
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I don't have time for a date, I need to get home.
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If I win, we'll go on a date. If you win, I'll walk you home!
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If I could simply walk to my home, I'd be there by now...
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Prefight: Kick vs. Mr. N
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I figure I'll be famous after I beat up Weinburger, but I guess I can start with you.
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So, you are here to take revenge for your Uncle at last?
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Get revenge? What?
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Yes, it was I who paid to rig the brackets to end his career. I knew that you'd be the one to figure it out.
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But I didn't...
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The secret will die with you!
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Prefight: Kick vs. S-kill
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Stop right there, student of the New Angle Dojo.
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What are you on about?
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You move so quickly that you can barely control yourself. I think I'll slow you down a bit.
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Like hell you will!
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Welcome to domination 101.
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Prefight: Kim vs. Athena
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Put on some clothes! Have you no shame?!
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Do you object to my fashion sense? Doesn't it suit me?
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That's not what I'm talking about! Cover yourself!
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I'm rather fond of this outfit...
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Prefight: Kula vs. Clark
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Hey, where's Seirah? Isn't she with you?
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She's on a mission of her own. Why are you asking me, sweetheart?
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It's just... Seirah is always telling me how she has to clean up after you guys...
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... What is she trying to make this kid think we're doing here?
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Prefight: Kung Pao vs. Jefailey
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Are you here for our cosplay contest? Your outfit is great!
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Why am I always treated this way? Will no one help me find a way home? I must save my people!
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I love that you stay in character. You'll be a big hit with the attendees.
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You want a big hit? I'll give you one.
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Prefight: Kung Pao vs. S-kill
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Spin is far too safe.
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Spin?
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And you deal too much damage.
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That's true.
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We can alter you without so much as a title update tomorrow.
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Prefight: Kyo vs. Athena
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A battle with a babe? I must be in Heaven!
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Don't let your hormones go wild. You don't want to peak too soon, right?
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When it comes to battle, I last a long time.
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Prefight: M. Bison vs. Athena
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Where the heck am I...?
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You are in Heaven. Foul terrestrial evildoer. I cannot let you go back the way you are.
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Wow, it's not a myth! Wah, ha, ha, ha. Take me to your leader.
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Prefight: M. Bison vs. CPU Ryu
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You're an impressive street fighter, Ryu. With my guidance you can be unequalled.
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Who the hell are you?
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I am your lord and master. You will give me your respect.
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I'll give you something- but it's not respect.
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Prefight: M. Bison vs. Shiki
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You've enchanted me. You'll be my bodyguard.
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It is not you... The one I seek is... All others, I slice...
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Foo, ha, ha! Lovely! I'll force you to be my bodyguard!
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Prefight: M. Bison vs. Shin Akuma
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I have you now, Akuma. There's no place to run or hide. Put 'em up!
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Undiscerning fool! I've no reason to run.
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Don't act so tough. I'll wring every last drop of blood from you.
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Rumble!
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Prefight: Markman vs. Dr. Shoals
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Hey Doc. I'm trying to get this device to market, and I need a doctor to make sure it's safe for use. Can you help me out?
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If it helps me learn more about Foot Dive, I'll do anything. Show me how it works.
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Prefight: Markman vs. S-kill
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Mark, we've deemed the KickBox broken, and its use unsportsmanlike.
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The KickBox is my dream! I won't let you take it away.
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Without our licensing deal, there is no KickBox!
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Prefight: Markman vs. Stream
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Monsters need prizes too. If you edit Victoria Shoals and me into a funny scene, you can win a KickBox of your own!
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Raffles! #bam Divekick!
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Prefight: Mars People vs. Bison
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Bee bo bop boo!
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Oh, ho. An alien! I've found something really interesting.
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Beep bop bah!
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Foo, ha, ha. Take me to your leader and show me new worlds to conquer!
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Prefight: Mars People vs. Chun Li
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Boop bap!
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Uh, uh... Ni hao!
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Boop beep boop boo!
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(Chinese's useless.) K-konnichi wa! Annyo hase yo!
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Boop bap bop beep boop!
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Yikes! Did I upset it?
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Prefight: Mars People vs. Dan
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Bee boh bap.
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Now an alien? Time for me to make my name in the universe!
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Beep boop bap!
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...No way! Get out here! I understood you! I'm telling you, the cameras are running.
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Prefight: Mars People vs. Dhalsim
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Beep boop bop.
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I don't understand. Even Yoga doesn't work. What creature is this?
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Beep boop boop!
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Yoga cannot help me. It's a trial, perhaps?
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Prefight: Mr. Karate vs. Akuma
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In your quest for power, you lost your humanity. You sad, sad man.
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Poppycock!... Rage is my reason!
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You must fight it! Rediscover your humanity, you hideous, demon freak!
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Ludicrous!
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Prefight: Mr. Karate vs. Mr. Karate
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You buffoon! Masquerading in my name!
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Masquerading in my name! You buffon!
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I'll rip that mask right off your mug!
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Right off your mug I'll rip that mask!
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Prefight: Mr. N vs. Dive
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Hey, geek! I have some money and I need an accountant!
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I'm still in school, weirdo. I can't work that kind of job without certifications.
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No! Everyone does what I want!
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Prefight: Mr. N vs. Redacted
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Did I really just see this badger do a Divekick?
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Dfgsgjhsdfgh (This one smells worse than baby poop)
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I know an opportunity when I see one! I'll capture you and make a fortune!
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Prefight: Mr. N vs. S-kill
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You've been running for a long time, N.
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Have we met before?
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You build meter too quickly. Your abuse of kickfactor will stop today.
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Abuse is what I do best!
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I was going to have the giant robot take care of you, but I'll just do it myself.
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Prefight: Redacted vs. Kung Pao
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hasdhfalskdhf (this one smells unique.)
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In this world, non humans can divekick as well? In my world, you have to be at least half human to do it.
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Maybe I can learn something here...
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