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Prefight: Redacted vs. Kung Pao
Divekick
Redacted
Wolverine
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hasdhfalskdhf (this one smells unique.) |
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Kung Pao
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In this world, non humans can divekick as well? In my world, you have to be at least half human to do it. |
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Prefight: Redacted vs. S-kill
Divekick
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Curious. Perhaps we should move your attack to the heavy button so that you can option select throws while performing it. |
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Wolverine
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sohdfgjlbalndlvag (this one is intimidating...) |
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Prefight: Kick vs. Mr. N
Divekick
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I figure I'll be famous after I beat up Weinburger, but I guess I can start with you. |
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Mr. N
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So, you are here to take revenge for your Uncle at last? |
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Prefight: Kung Pao vs. Jefailey
Divekick
Jefailey
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Are you here for our cosplay contest? Your outfit is great! |
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Kung Pao
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Why am I always treated this way? Will no one help me find a way home? I must save my people! |
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Intro: Stream
Divekick
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Stream is an unexplainably grotesque monster who has been imprisoned behind the keyboard, and thus has almost never been seen in public. |
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Stream enjoys flame baiting and fights only to illicit an irregular response from his victims. He breaks out of his prison for the first time to finally troll in person. |
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Prefight: Markman vs. Dr. Shoals
Divekick
MarkMan
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Hey Doc. I'm trying to get this device to market, and I need a doctor to make sure it's safe for use. Can you help me out? |
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Dr. Shoals
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If it helps me learn more about Foot Dive, I'll do anything. Show me how it works. |
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Prefight: Markman vs. Stream
Divekick
MarkMan
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Monsters need prizes too. If you edit Victoria Shoals and me into a funny scene, you can win a KickBox of your own! |
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Stream
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Raffles! #bam Divekick! |
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Intro: Markman
Divekick
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Markman is a long time Divekicking fan who has invented a device that he guarantees will give anyone better control over their attacks. |
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He fights in order to prove to the world that they should buy his product, the KickBox. |
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Ending: Markman
Divekick
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After Markman's championship win, Divekicking fans from all over are eager to purchase a KickBox for themselves. |
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Markman won't let the success get to his head, but tonight, dinner is on him! |
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Intro: Jefailey
Divekick
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Jefailey is a top official who runs some of the best Divekick tournaments. Against the advice of his colleagues, Jefailey also insists that he should be a divekicking superstar. |
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Jefailey fights because his ever inflating ego demands that he take as much of the spotlight as he can. |
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Ending: Jefailey
Divekick
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Jefailey won his own tournament, the largest divekick championship ever seen, but it was not without controversy. |
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Jefailey hires a PI to clear his name. |
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Prefight: Jefailey vs. Mr. N
Divekick
Jefailey
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Damn it, Mr. N. Your reputation is horrible. I don't want you to come to events anymore. Something bad always happens. |
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Mr. N
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It's a free country. You can't stop me. |
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Prefight: Jefailey vs. Markman
Divekick
Jefailey
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Mark! I have some great plans for next year. Will you please sponsor my event? |
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MarkMan
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If you can make the KickBox an officially endorsed product, I can help you out. |
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Prefight: Stream vs. Jefailey
Divekick
Stream
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YOOOO ITS THA ULTIMATE DOOOCHEBAG HERE, HOW MANY ROIDS YO ON LANCE?! |
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Jefailey
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Ha! You think you can troll me? I'm a veteran of the Vietnam Flame War. I served in the Special Character Forces for 10 years. I once baited 5 guys with just an ampersand. Do your worst! |
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Prefight: Stream vs. S-kill
Divekick
S-Kill
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Glad you enjoy trolling people in chats. You'll love it even more when I make it exclusive for premium subscribers. Only $8.95. Hue hue hue. |
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Stream
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GRAAAWWWWWWAWIEVAJARRRt!!! |
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Prefight: Dive vs. Kick
Divekick
Dive
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Your grades are terrible! Why won't you focus at school? |
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Kick
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I'm just not interested bro. You spend your Friday with a math book, But I always have a hot date. |
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Prefight: Mr. N vs. Dive
Divekick
Mr. N
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Hey, geek! I have some money and I need an accountant! |
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Dive
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I'm still in school, weirdo. I can't work that kind of job without certifications. |
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Intro: Dive
Divekick
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Born and raised in West Philadelphia with his fraternal twin brother Kick, Dive is a serious math student and dreams of a promising career as a Statistician. |
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A playground brawl causes Dive's mother to send the boys to live in Bel Air with their estranged uncle, 10 time world Divekicking champion. |
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Ending: Dive
Divekick
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After winning this year's Championship, Dive returns to his studies. |
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Dive
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A superior skill in mathematics decided the victory. My calculations of each angle of attack were perfect. |
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Intro: Mr. N
Divekick
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They say Mr. N has the raw talent it would take to become one of the greatest of all time, but so far, he has only been seen riding the coat tails of his best friend, divekicking superstar Dustin Weinburger. |
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When Mr. N suffered a brutal loss to Uncle Sensei at the world championships, he paid a massive sum to have the brackets rigged in his favor. The result was a tournament in such disarray that everyone was disqualified and the tournament was canceled, thus ending Sensei's ten year win streak and forcing him into retirement. |
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Ending: Mr. N
Divekick
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I finally did it! I took first place at the championships with everyone watching! |
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Dustin: Yeah, but it was in a game no one really cares about. |
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Kazuo's Ending
Battle High 2
Kazuo Ozawa
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Killing you won't make up for these past twelve years, but maybe it'll make up for a few of them. |
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Jiro Ozawa
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Kazuo, stop! Don't do this! |
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Goku's Ending
Dragon Ball Z 2
Goku
Son GokÅ«, å«æ‚Ÿç©º, Gokou
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Here, eat Senzu. This makes you strong again. |
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Krillin
Kurilin, Kuririn, Klilyn
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Stop! What on earth are you doing. |
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Sackboy Prologue
PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale
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If you were to say your Myogenic Cardiovascular Organ was found in your chest, you'd be technically right, but spiritually wrong. |
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Whether it's a welcoming palace or a home sweet hovel, your home is where your heart is. |
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Sackboy Ending
PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale
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Aah, like the blissful memory of a wonderful dream, our little Sack chum returns. Hope he's brought us a pressie. |
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Of course he has! It's the stuff of dreams. The elixir of life. The primordial soup of free thinking. |
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Kratos Ending
PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale
Kratos
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Once again, those foolish enough to stand against me learn the folly of such actions. My destiny lies not with mortals. I must topple Olympus and all who occupy it once and for all. |
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Kratos
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Titans! The son of Zeus has returned! Our hour is at hand, and we march now upon the gods. No creature sent from earth, Olympus or Hades itself can withstand our assault. |
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Raiden Prologue
PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale
Raiden
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My adult life has been spent helping people the best way I know how... with my sword. |
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Raiden
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It's my job, now. Training those strong enough to defend themselves, and protecting those who aren't. |
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Dante Prologue
PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale
Dante
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This city is lousy with demons. They're everywhere, if you know what to look for. |
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Dante
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Not that I'm looking. If it were up to me, they'd stay in the underworld. But I guess no one asked me. |
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Dante Ending
PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale
Dante
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I'd say that was a piece of cake, but you don't use a sword like mine to cut cake. |
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Dante
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You know, I don't even think those were all demons. I'm not really sure what some of them were. |
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Wang's Ending
Tekken Tag Tournament 2
Wang Jinrei
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Gentlemen, I've called you here on the gravest of matters. I'd like to discuss our futures. |
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Wang Jinrei
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What does our existence mean in this world? How will we survive in this world? |
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Heihachi's Ending
Tekken 4
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Heihachi did not kill Kazuya outright. "Come with me if you want to see your son," Heihachi said, and led Kazuya out of the arena. |
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A few hours later, the two were deep within the Mishima Zaibatsu compound. A massive temple stood in the midst of a forest enshrouded in fog. The two entered the building. |
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Heihachi's Ending
Tekken 5
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Countdown: Thirty. Twenty-nine. Twenty-eight. Twenty-seven. Twenty-five. Twenty-four. Twenty-three... (continues) |
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Jinpachi Mishima
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This place... |
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