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Shaheen x Kazuya
Tekken 8
Shaheen
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You will tell me everything you know about my friend's death. |
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Kazuya Mishima
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I'm fed up. |
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Intro: Kung Pao
Divekick
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Kung Pao comes from an alternate dimension called "Down World". She is the daughter of evil dictator Theodore Khan, and is second in divekicking skills only to her father. |
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One day, while training to overthrow her father alongside her friends, Kung Pao accidentally kicks a hole into the fabric of reality, falls through it, and finds herself trapped in our world. |
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Ending: Kung Pao
Divekick
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Kung Pao has defeated all of Earth's best warriors, but still hasn't figured out how to kick a hole back into her own world. |
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Kung Pao
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I guess I'd better get used to the idea of living here... I hope my friends can save Downworld without me. I'm counting on you guys.. |
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Prefight: Baz vs. Jefailey
Divekick
The Baz
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I read about you in my file. The man called Mr N has been featured at your events, so you must know where to find him. |
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Jefailey
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I saw him recently. Show me how to lightning loop and I'll tell you where to find him. |
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Prefight: Baz vs. Mr. N
Divekick
The Baz
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I found him. If I can bring him to Don Luo, I'll make enough money to pay my dues to the Divekick Circuit for the next year. |
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The Baz
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Don't let him see you... don't let him see you... |
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Prefight: Baz vs. S-kill
Divekick
S-Kill
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The claw, the eagle, and now The Baz. When will you learn to stop bringing weapons to a foot fight? |
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The Baz
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Is that why the other fighting tournaments don't want me? |
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Intro: Kick
Divekick
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Born and raised in West Philadelphia with his fraternal twin brother Dive, Kick is a serious ladies man who dreams of fame (and the ladies it might attract). |
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A playground brawl causes Kick's mother to send the boys to live in Bel Air with their estranged uncle, 10 time world Divekicking champion. |
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Ending: Kick
Divekick
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Businessman: Hey, Kick! Let me get a minute! |
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Kick
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I can't just sign with anyone. A champion is going to have a lot of offers coming his way. |
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Prefight: Uncle Sensei vs. Jefailey
Divekick
Uncle Sensei
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Hey Alex, how you been, man? |
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Jefailey
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It's been a long time. Things haven't been the same since you left the sport. What're you doing to keep busy now that you're retired? |
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Prefight: Uncle Sensei vs. S-kill
Divekick
S-Kill
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Well, well Mr. Sensei. It seems the long mystery of your downfall has finally been solved. |
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Uncle Sensei
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Yeah, man. Good thing my mind is still, uh, limber from all the tobacco. |
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Prefight: Redacted vs. Kung Pao
Divekick
Redacted
Wolverine
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hasdhfalskdhf (this one smells unique.) |
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Kung Pao
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In this world, non humans can divekick as well? In my world, you have to be at least half human to do it. |
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Prefight: Redacted vs. S-kill
Divekick
S-Kill
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Curious. Perhaps we should move your attack to the heavy button so that you can option select throws while performing it. |
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Redacted
Wolverine
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sohdfgjlbalndlvag (this one is intimidating...) |
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Prefight: Kick vs. Mr. N
Divekick
Kick
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I figure I'll be famous after I beat up Weinburger, but I guess I can start with you. |
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Mr. N
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So, you are here to take revenge for your Uncle at last? |
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Prefight: Kung Pao vs. Jefailey
Divekick
Jefailey
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Are you here for our cosplay contest? Your outfit is great! |
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Kung Pao
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Why am I always treated this way? Will no one help me find a way home? I must save my people! |
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Intro: Stream
Divekick
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Stream is an unexplainably grotesque monster who has been imprisoned behind the keyboard, and thus has almost never been seen in public. |
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Stream enjoys flame baiting and fights only to illicit an irregular response from his victims. He breaks out of his prison for the first time to finally troll in person. |
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Prefight: Markman vs. Dr. Shoals
Divekick
MarkMan
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Hey Doc. I'm trying to get this device to market, and I need a doctor to make sure it's safe for use. Can you help me out? |
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Dr. Shoals
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If it helps me learn more about Foot Dive, I'll do anything. Show me how it works. |
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Prefight: Markman vs. Stream
Divekick
MarkMan
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Monsters need prizes too. If you edit Victoria Shoals and me into a funny scene, you can win a KickBox of your own! |
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Stream
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Raffles! #bam Divekick! |
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Intro: Markman
Divekick
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Markman is a long time Divekicking fan who has invented a device that he guarantees will give anyone better control over their attacks. |
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He fights in order to prove to the world that they should buy his product, the KickBox. |
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Ending: Markman
Divekick
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After Markman's championship win, Divekicking fans from all over are eager to purchase a KickBox for themselves. |
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Markman won't let the success get to his head, but tonight, dinner is on him! |
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Intro: Jefailey
Divekick
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Jefailey is a top official who runs some of the best Divekick tournaments. Against the advice of his colleagues, Jefailey also insists that he should be a divekicking superstar. |
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Jefailey fights because his ever inflating ego demands that he take as much of the spotlight as he can. |
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Ending: Jefailey
Divekick
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Jefailey won his own tournament, the largest divekick championship ever seen, but it was not without controversy. |
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Jefailey hires a PI to clear his name. |
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Prefight: Jefailey vs. Mr. N
Divekick
Jefailey
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Damn it, Mr. N. Your reputation is horrible. I don't want you to come to events anymore. Something bad always happens. |
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Mr. N
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It's a free country. You can't stop me. |
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Prefight: Jefailey vs. Markman
Divekick
Jefailey
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Mark! I have some great plans for next year. Will you please sponsor my event? |
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MarkMan
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If you can make the KickBox an officially endorsed product, I can help you out. |
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Prefight: Stream vs. Jefailey
Divekick
Stream
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YOOOO ITS THA ULTIMATE DOOOCHEBAG HERE, HOW MANY ROIDS YO ON LANCE?! |
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Jefailey
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Ha! You think you can troll me? I'm a veteran of the Vietnam Flame War. I served in the Special Character Forces for 10 years. I once baited 5 guys with just an ampersand. Do your worst! |
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Prefight: Stream vs. S-kill
Divekick
S-Kill
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Glad you enjoy trolling people in chats. You'll love it even more when I make it exclusive for premium subscribers. Only $8.95. Hue hue hue. |
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Stream
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GRAAAWWWWWWAWIEVAJARRRt!!! |
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Prefight: Dive vs. Kick
Divekick
Dive
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Your grades are terrible! Why won't you focus at school? |
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Kick
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I'm just not interested bro. You spend your Friday with a math book, But I always have a hot date. |
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Prefight: Mr. N vs. Dive
Divekick
Mr. N
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Hey, geek! I have some money and I need an accountant! |
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Dive
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I'm still in school, weirdo. I can't work that kind of job without certifications. |
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Intro: Dive
Divekick
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Born and raised in West Philadelphia with his fraternal twin brother Kick, Dive is a serious math student and dreams of a promising career as a Statistician. |
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A playground brawl causes Dive's mother to send the boys to live in Bel Air with their estranged uncle, 10 time world Divekicking champion. |
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Ending: Dive
Divekick
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After winning this year's Championship, Dive returns to his studies. |
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Dive
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A superior skill in mathematics decided the victory. My calculations of each angle of attack were perfect. |
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Intro: Mr. N
Divekick
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They say Mr. N has the raw talent it would take to become one of the greatest of all time, but so far, he has only been seen riding the coat tails of his best friend, divekicking superstar Dustin Weinburger. |
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When Mr. N suffered a brutal loss to Uncle Sensei at the world championships, he paid a massive sum to have the brackets rigged in his favor. The result was a tournament in such disarray that everyone was disqualified and the tournament was canceled, thus ending Sensei's ten year win streak and forcing him into retirement. |
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Ending: Mr. N
Divekick
Mr. N
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I finally did it! I took first place at the championships with everyone watching! |
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Dustin: Yeah, but it was in a game no one really cares about. |
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Kazuo's Ending
Battle High 2
Kazuo Ozawa
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Killing you won't make up for these past twelve years, but maybe it'll make up for a few of them. |
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Jiro Ozawa
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Kazuo, stop! Don't do this! |
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Goku's Ending
Dragon Ball Z 2
Goku
Son Gokū, 孫悟空, Gokou
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Here, eat Senzu. This makes you strong again. |
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Krillin
Kurilin, Kuririn, Klilyn
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Stop! What on earth are you doing. |
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Sackboy Prologue
PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale
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If you were to say your Myogenic Cardiovascular Organ was found in your chest, you'd be technically right, but spiritually wrong. |
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Whether it's a welcoming palace or a home sweet hovel, your home is where your heart is. |
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Sackboy Ending
PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale
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Aah, like the blissful memory of a wonderful dream, our little Sack chum returns. Hope he's brought us a pressie. |
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Of course he has! It's the stuff of dreams. The elixir of life. The primordial soup of free thinking. |
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